I hear my parents fucking! What do?
I hear my parents fucking! What do?
Fap really loudly
Walk in on them
>Creep to the door
>Burst into the room & yell "Surprise"
Join in. Don't be a newfag.
This but fap before and when you're about to cum then you jump in and jizz on their face
Do the creep. Ooo
Do the creep. Ahh
record audio on phone and post results.
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
Just tired, the phone couldn't pick it up.
Try recording it from a laptop's microphone if you have one.
I would have to walk past there room and down these stairs that scream like baby's in a pressure chamber.
Are they saying anything you can make out? Or just moans?
Not even moans, just the bed breaking under the pressure.
do it OP, they're fucking so loud they wont hear you
Alright I'm going, I'll post outcome.
thanks you're doing this thread justice
bump while OP fulfills his mission
Surely OP will deliver.
lmao me sides.
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There goes my hero
Pls deliver, op
OP has failed us once again Sup Forums
>I begin to walk out of my room
>the noise isn't as bad as bad out here
>I am ready to jump ship if things go it shit
>I take the first step down the stairs
>nothing
>the second
>nothing
>the next 4 where ok
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>mfw
>I stop moving
>I dont hear anything
>then I realized what that ment
>I run down the stairs as fast as I could
>I'm a fucking dumb as
>my mom walks down the stairs and sees me in the kitchen holding my phone and only in a pair of boxers
>I can tell she's only in a robe
>user, what are you doing down here
>ummmmm, getting a drink of water?
>she's not buying it
>user, why do you have your phone
>umm idk
>if you don't know then it will be fine if I see it right
>I guess
>that's right user
>she takes it and look at it for a solid 10 seconds before even touching it
>she looks around it for a min and then gives up
>fine, go to bed
>I don't grab PC cuz another flight of stairs sounds like hell
>I don't hear a thing again
he sure did
Sorry for the wait kids
haha good story
but that's all we get?
What, you want a porn story?
m-maybe... i dunno user
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Jack off and imagine you are your dad you faggot
i dont understand why are you showing me the inside of a bird's mouth
Put your dick in the birds mouth I hear they like fish
this happens to a lot of kids. listen to some music and ignore it. They're not gonna stop for you
Turn 18 and move the fuck out underage fag