Character calls up a pizza place

>Character calls up a pizza place
>"YES, A LARGE PIZZA PLEASE"
>Doesn't say what kind it is

What?

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yurocucks absolutely BTFO

no recovery possible

those both suck. the american one looks like thin crust, which, like, why not just eat it on a fucking cracker, and pepperoni is the worst fucking topping aside from olives, anchovies, and green peppers

brazilian pizza is best pizza

Clearly the character doesn't care what's on the pizza. It's about the size of the pizza, not what's on it.

Is that fucking thin crust?
Jesus Crust how degenerate can you be?

>character is ordering pizza
>doesn't yell at an empty room like he has friends to trick the pizzeria employee into thinking he's not a loser

>thin crust in bad
Anyone who enjoys anything but NY style pizza doesn't deserve to eat

Son, you don't know the firestorm you have unleashed

>crackers
>pepperoni
>olives
>anchovies
>green peppers
>imblying any of this is bad

Look at this malnourished manlet, he hates food!

Rate my pizza, purchased in New England

>Character orders pizza
>Eats one slice instead of gorging himself on the entire pizza in one sitting

gaping anus with chillis/10

I'm so hungry
I couldn't make anything to eat since my mom is a cunt
> you got muh kitchen dirty!!!!!
this isn't life

>Character ordering pizza for multiple people
>Orders a single pizza instead of getting everyone their own

The shrimp one looks like it will give you hepatitis right after giving you aids.

The gyro one looks pretty good though.

>That pizza

The only real pizza is from Chicago.
Look how delicious this is.

>brazilian pizza
>just the bread with nothing on it
i mean i like shaved pussies but applying it to pizza as well was the wrong move

>Character sits down at a bar
>"get me a beer"
>Doesn't say what kind it is

>want to use the Papa Johns Gamestop deal to get an Extra Large for 40% off
>don't want to go pick up an extra large pizza by myself

Shrimp is elite.

Papa John's is carcinogenic.

>Gyros pizza

In theory this sounds incredible, but in practice I can't imagine it working out well.

youtube.com/watch?v=fcbj8BBsWSA

"Beer" is slang for Beer 30, the best beer you can buy.

Chicagofags get out.

Yeah, I wish. Must be better than the fucking wasteland that is Philadelphia

This is soup. This is memes.

Who wants a slice?

Wise men say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

Nah they're talking about heisler

svenska represent

What are you talking about, it's a delicious pizza from Chicago, like this beautiful piece of 'za

this is an abomination

leave pizzakino to me

>ham and pineapple

the patrician's choice.

> not liking all types of food

man i still cant believe people cant eat certain things. pretty sad tbhfam

You've never eaten pizza till you've had my mom's Chicago style pizza

thin crust is objectively disgusting

that slice on the right looks like a fucking mummy

mmmm fuckin love pineapple on pizza

Euroshit here and I can confirm this

Legit going to kill myself now

Hmmm.....

How did they know we'd make this thread?

Fuck Chicago pizza is great.

that looks fucking disgusting mate

has there ever been a movie where the character ordered pizza and it WASN'T delivered to a motel room with an outside entrance?

>hawaiian pizza is bad meme

>ham
>not salami
so close.jpg

Can how can new yorkers this their pizza compares to Chicago style?

Plebs, the lot of you. I literally eat these every day.

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>how you want your pizza senpai
>you ever roast a coconut, fill it with ketchup, and throw croutons in there?
>say no more senpai

still not as bad of a food trope as pulling the old chinese food box out of the fridge, or taking 1 bite of a giant meal and running out the door

that looks like some delicious french onion soup

You're the pleb here

Home Alone

possibly the best pizza so far in the thread

Ahh, the classic mini Chicago

Nothing compares to the deep fried Chicago Pizza

based spicoli

>Chicago style pizza
>Chicago style hot dogs
>Chicago style politics

Why is everything with the label "Chicago style" such shit?

Who here enjoys a fine Chicago style?

I don't care how many redditors come here whining about their Hawaiian pizza memes, pork and pineapple are always welcome on my pizza.

>Protagonist meets a sinister character preparing food calmly.

What? Do they top it with the skins of rival druglords or something?

ayyyyyyyy lemme get a one pepperone

> that one College place that serves snacks for people, had these that Deep Fried them for you.
My heart hates me for it.
I do
what about this Chicago Style?

coming right up, sir

Seattle style hot dogs might give Chicago a run for it's money

If that's sour cream then I can be sure you're wrong. Is it sour cream?

You might be a loser if you don't like Shotsy Pizza.

It's cream cheese

trying too hard/10

rate my Chicago style pizza

>and pepperoni is the worst fucking topping aside from olives, anchovies, and green peppers

yes

your pic's reminding me of that burger McDs UK has right now with bagels for buns
goddamn those are good

that's soup/10

>not liking thin crust

Fucking love Chicago Pizza

>grilled cheese
>on soup
...who does this?

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I don't know why there's one guy that's so butthurt about Chicago style that he keeps posting pictures of soup

Deep Dish is still pizza, deal with it

pic related

>Character orders food/coffee at a restaurant.
>They take maybe one bite/sip and say they gotta go.

This bugs me to no end. Wasteful fucks.

Anyone who isn't a pleb. Tomato soup is the absolute perfect pairing with a grilled cheese sandwich.

There's this place called pizzapoppilis over where I live and their deep dish is so fucking good.

And here's a Texas style pizza.

That's an amazing lasagna. When are you gonna post a picture of Chicago style pizza?

>character orders food
>immediately start watching if they'll actually ever touch it
Why autism though

>order a pizza today
>the fuckers cut it into squares as if it were a deep dish
How do you fuck up like that?

It has a bread crust that's what deep dish is you autist

>cream cheese,
>not being full fatty American and put on Cheese Whiz and Bacon with your brat.
Seattle has always been a shit place, tbqh.

>character grabs a beer
>takes a SIP

who the fuck takes a sip of a beer

no, that's Mississippi Style.
Just look at those healthy Mississippians enjoying their food.

One Brazilian Pizza please!

>not getting a Boston Dog

Because I expect realism in a god damn scene thats why. Most of the shows that do this are the shows that pride themselves on being a realistic depiction but they make everyone look like an anorexic wasteful son of a bitch.

We all make fun of sopranos for the gabagool, but at least he fucking eats like a human. The series ending was them eating.

I wanna see these actors consume.

Lol

I would eat the fuck outta that

great lasagna 10/10 garfield would feast

Just walk in with a phone and tell the phone you're "about to pick up the pizza so put a beer in the freezer for me, bye"

1000/10

>order large pie
>get plain pizza

Unless you specify toppings you will get plain cheese