Attention all Marines

Attention all Marines
Just got word, 1stSgt said field day was shit, everybody outside for formation at 0500 full cammies ready to clean.
THIS MEANS YOU BETTER HAVE YOUR ASS OUT THERE 0445 IN FORMATION.

The fuck are you talking about?

Fuck off civilian.

Show me your dick in your cammies

You fags gonna really start mili rping? Pathetic.

Actual Marine here, it would go like this.

Master Guns says Field Day at 1800. Staff NCOs say 1730 for the 1745 accountability for the 1800. Sgts says 1700. Cpls say 1630, then you all get hazed for being late.

GGWP Marine Corps

I hope that's not a thing...

Civilian? Wuts dat ? ? ?

Holy shit bags! Maybe this will get me out of weed and seed detail!

...

All of my internets to you. Moar!

Fucking POG. You have to be 15 minutes early for the 15 minutes early. If you ain't there by 0430, you are wrong.

This is Cpl, I told them 15 early to 0500 because Sgt told me 0530 we start cleaning.

I have a dental appt fag suck my dick
> skating like a fucking boss

Negative counseling for insubordination when you get back.

Get that cock hard marine

This, this so fucking much

My uniform fetish is fucking tickled

>When i get back

Wew lad

Give me a moto boner

I command you this very minute to get that marine cock hard and cum on your cammies

>3 day libo pass
>all you can drink booze

Back in the day we used pledge on the freshly waxed deck, 1st seargent slid on his ass. After that word came down, no wax on deck anymore. Fuck fuck games came to a close.
Hoorah!

Yut

Getting there

Put on your top

No

baby killer

> 18 yr old virgin okinawan women
> female chairforce officers
>fucking the CO's daugther and making her do roll call for the whole barracks while doing so
>terminal leave

Why not?

Don't forget your reflective PT belt!

hey OP, Sgt just said after 1sgt comes through, we head straight to the armory because the armory for working party...

It's in the wash

good guy XO says disregard. you're welcome.

Eh. Beats the shop tbh. And gets me away from gunny.

Ok, understood.

Thanks for your posts. This is my fetish

Proof of statement?

And the Cpl that just picked up, even though you've been in the fleet longer than him, you just don't kiss ass like he does

What are these pajama wearing faggots going on about? I'm lost.

Shut the fuck up civie.

Git out faglord

He's not too bad when nobody else is around.

I feel uncomfortable seeing soldier penises

XO says a lot of shit that disregards what Top said. This is why he's a shitty XO for undermining the Senior NCO's of the Unit.

Too bad medical doesn't open until 08. Nice try, I'll see your ass in formation at 0445

Fucking boots...

Because he's still a boot compared to you. Lol

You're a faggot devil

This means we should be out there at 0430. Unless you're an E-5 handing this down to us. We should be out there at 0400 if you're an E-5.

The dental was to check on my wisdom tooth removal here is my waiver which is still current

they always told me the navy was where they contained the faggolas

Accurate af. Except who takes shit from an E-3 or E-4?

Well you are the faggots talking about sucking off the sarg during roll call for an extra meal waver faggots. Gtfo

This isn't signed by the Doc. Fucking drop!

>D E P T O F T H E N A V Y

Still the mens department
>But still full of men

Look closer

>hands him a 5$ bill

>married and I live out in town

I mean yea I gotta get up early but I'll be watching you retards do your field day inspection from the smoke pit. Get rekt.

1stSGT?...
1SG...
fuck off seaman

WELL, WELL IM DRUNK ON TERMINAL LEAVE, SO YOU CAN TELL BOOT ASS FUKEN 1STSGT TO SUCK MY DICK LIKE HIS DAUGHTER DID!

This is in your hand writing. With your rank. I know the fucking navy doesn't call their e3's lcpl's devil. You just bought yourself duty saturday night too.

Mandatory all call

> no fucking your dependa tonite bitch boi

OP has posted cock in uniform, who else?

You heard top. 0430 formation

You're gayer than a bag of dicks

It's not gay if you're underway

Marine* know the difference. Marines generally have penises and much bigger balls. Soldiers have vaginas with a tiny ball sack attached.

>Time to get pics of the gunny fucking a wook

She just gave birth to our fourth child so no sex anyway.

Well I think it's our child....

Fucking Jodie

Is it the same color as both of you?

They have free condoms at medical...

Sorry Top, but I'm working on a project for the Battalion S1. 0151 checking in

Oh since you've got a room I'm gonna eat my lunch in there and leave the trash, play call of duty on your PlayStation without permission and take a nap with my sweaty ass cammies and dirty boots still on until it's time to go home hope you don't mind. Oh I also clogged your shitter by accident sorry bro oh and here's a dollar in quarters I took a smoke from you.

Holy fuck were you circumcised by Stevie Wonder? Jesus christ this has to be the ugliest cutjob ive ever seen. Head to a medic's tent or some shit

Yea, he has blonde hair though

File for divorce

No one cares about an E3 unless you're ground side, E4 is debateable

Got some bad news

This is "Cpl?"

>>yeah ok

Y carpool gooby. Y u do dis

Air Force here.

Show up a half hour early to work so you can sit around in the break room and do nothing. If you dont.. you get marked down on your EPR.

Military can be so gay.

It's ok I'm fucking some corporal over in motor anyway, don't tell anyone

DNA test the baby first

Times like this, I'm glad I washed out in Basic.

>sleeping until 11 AM and not shaving
>going to wear jeans as I go shopping and might eat a burger

Motor t bitches are nasty mang

You think this is a fucking joke marin? Have fun on duty this weekend.

Fuck off ZOGbots

Washed out in basic? Thats fucking sad.

Enjoy being poor and in debt.

>TFW a zog

Y u do this?

>not being a 03
>what are you some kind of fuckin' pog or something?

>03
>talking about rank here

Exactly. They're easy

Then turn off lights

Have fun with aids you nasty fuck

Grilled cheese

More cock in uniform, i need it

yeah and if some boot back talks a grunt Cpl he's getting his ass beat.

Oh yeah, and Sgt said CO said no more dipping on duty because lazy marins want to leave their dip bottles around the duty desk. And it's raining outside so have fun smoking.

>in debt
>poor
Isn't that why you joined in the first place? Isn't that why most people do? I come from a military family, so I know it has fuck all to do with this, "serve mah country" bullshit. Most of you are just trying to be coddled for 20 more years. Have fun dying for Bildeberg or whatever the fuck they call themselves.

>t. the infamous Jody

I'll smoke idgaf