Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe

Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe

Pics or it didn't happen

rob halford of judas priest.

Pics or it didn't happen

I find that hard to believe

>Nigger detected.

You're lying

This thread again?

I find that hard to believe.
Did he paratamize you?

I fucked kathy bates, turned her dyke

Surprisingly boring in bed.

Who even is she?

charli xcx

OP is a 7 foot tall nigger confirmed

Valentin Brunn (Virtual Riot). Dude is kinky af.

Her. Don't know whether thats a good thing or not.

I fucked this guy when I voted for Hillary

Did you get AIDS from that coalburner?

define famous

pic related

Why didn't you just do an ama ya stinky twat

story?

>coalburner
good luck with herpes

Story goes like this:
>be user
>be about to fap
>decide to about boxxyface
>come up with scenario and wank to it
>feelsgoodman.jpgerino
>be user
>see famous fuck thread full of virgin beta fucks where I fit in
>claim I've sexual relation bed with the box
>user believes it

I fucked the chick from MotoCrossed

Who?

What did he make that made him appear so kinky?

>based user.

Alana Austin

you are black?

I don't know what that means, I'm sorry

Was she a good fuck?

Met her when I was in Toronto. Talked about the dumb show and how I had a crush as a kid. She thought it was cute. We hooked up.

She's not like really famous, but whatever.

>her

That's cool.

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great story, dude

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She was a couple years older than me. She had great tits and a purple vibe. We hung out for about a week, I pictured her with that Motocrossed short hair more than once while inside her. That part was weird. Everything else was fucking awesome.

Pics?

Thanks for bumping my thread, bro. Sup Forums is so fucking fast! Keep the good work, please.

A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces

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Well I assumed this thread to be 90% bullshit, so I didn't really bother.

all the details now

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Go on, Dan.

wait, are u dan -get in the van- schneider?

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i prefer her ass much

Best threesum of my life

cant believe it was 2 and a half years ago

Believe it or not I fucked her. We were in a 4 years relationship. Now she's famous because Mr. Robot.

Fking Savage xD

One of Warren Jeffs' virgin wives.

And I'm not joking.

naahhh, fuck you, srsly?

been there, done that

filename checks out

>my 21st bday
>cousin takes me to nice bar in Manhattan
>think it was called dead bunny or something
>see her at a private booth with a couple other people (don't know who)
>we make eye contact, smiles, etc.
>eventually she walks by our table with a friend to go to bar
>go with cousin after her to order drinks as well
>offer to buy her drink
>orders like a $12 cocktail, fucking ridiculous
>anyway, she invites us to her booth with her friends
>we hang out and talk til like three
>whole group goes to her hotel
>everyone is drunk, me and her eventually go to her separate room and talk for a while
>put the moves on her
>themtitties.exe
>we fuck, she insists on condom
>fuckit.jpeg
>used an old condom that's been in wallet for like a year lol
>chill until like 7am when cousin wants to go home
>whole trip home i'm subtly sniffing my fingers

she was actually really cool. didn't really talk about fame and shit even when i asked tons of questions about people she's met (James Franco mostly lol)

just before darkbloom

I want to believe.

>orders like a $12 cocktail, fucking ridiculous

I'm not saying your story would be believable without this part, but this is the part that made it 100% clear this story is a lie.

who is that?

BULL
FUCKING
SHIT

Someone bang Micucci and bring it back here

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You don't have to believe it lol

Emma Roberts

Are you a USC football player?

shes married to a nigger now

czeched

sounds plausible.. in which case story to short.. write moar!

>tfw you will never see their drunk lesbian sex tape

you got trips so I believe you.

Oh, cool. Way to go. Fucking a chick with an IMDb page is like one of the hardest boxes to check.

underrated post

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That's because it never has nor will happen, user

You can't say it never happened, you don't know that.

why would that make the story implausible?

Yeah, I honestly didn't know too much about her until after that night. I knew she was on Nickelodeon and American Horror Story and I'd seen that Palo Alto movie but I didn't think she was that big of an actress (I guess she still kind of isn't since she's really on TV). Still my proudest conquest and most of my friends still don't believe it despite my cousin corroborating the whole lol

>coalburner
>the slutty ghost of USC
Sounds like it probably happened.

An ex porn star named Kennedy Kressler. She's a lingere model here in Portland, OR. We met at the community college, went to a concert and ended up fucking at some random party afterwards. We're not dating, but we still go out together every once in awhile

Bumping cause I like this thread.

Bullshit

Ghost of USC? What that means?

Ellen DeGeneres.


She was doing a comedy show at some bar back in the 00's.
I bought her a beer and we talked about Lousisiana.
Said it's a shame she was gay and I had a thing for girls like her.
One thing lead to another..then she lead me into a dressing room.
She sucked my dick, I tried to eat her out but she told me not to bother.
She pushed me back onto the couch took off her pants pulled her panties to the side and straddled me.
She took me into her she was so tight and so hot
She pushed my arms back and rode the fuck out of me with a possessessed look on her face.
Was the best 20 minutes of my life.
The best part was when I had her bent over that make up table was when she said. Harder goddamnit, I want it to hurt.

No one ever fucking believes me.
Hell, she told me no one would ever believe me.

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I think you just fucked Bill Murray

I don't think it's even possible to get a cocktail that cheap in Manhattan.