A literal cheat fraud who used roids

>a literal cheat fraud who used roids
why is captain america even considered a good hero? nigga was 90 pounds and made no effort in bulking , and he was a shit tier athlete

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didnt he have like a condition

A lot of them. He had courage and a good heart but just needed to be given a chance to prove that with some physical help. He's superhero Messi.

Because when he became powerful he didn't become a bully even though he was the victim of bullying. He's a much better man than most others in that situation would be. I'd literally go back to my old high school and give all of my teacher's wedgies. Then I'd track down all of the )now grown adult) football kids and beat them up in front of their gfs/wives/children and the I'd take out my balls and just rest them on their heads while they were crying and begging me to leave them alone. I wouldn't be going around saving the world.

he has pure heart or some gay shit

He bullies Stark who got bullied by Bucky.

>cheat fraud

its almost as if you missed the point

This is why you were bullied

Stark can take it though because he has the iron man suit, so he's technically a superhero too. Capn' would NEVER bully a civie

first movie was ACTUALLY fun.

what happened?

He bullied his nigger when he first met him

Isn't he a super hero too?

He wasn't when he first met him
Now he owns him

I guess Cap saw potential in him. If he starts bullying you it's because you are a super hero in the making

They decided to go all in and make an earnest attempt at a golden age superhero film. I watched it again before Civil War and I love it.
>Comfy 40s setting
>Tommy Lee Jones doing anything
>Hugo Weaving hamming it up
>Good natured, heroic Cap
>Agent Carter
>Cool retro-futuristic designs
>That glorious USO montage
>Varied locations
>Felt like a self contained story instead of being preoccupied with setting up other films

I wish Cap could have stayed in the 40s longer.

He bullied Zemo by letting his family die.

What a prick

Underage b&

BTW doesn't this mean that any kids Capt has will be uber manlets? I guess some genetic rewrite must've happened though with the formula, otherwise he would've lost all his muscle.

well you're just an asshole

>He's superhero Messi.
but Messis superpowers are dribbling and being really agil with the ball, things a small guy can do
Caps superpowers are ripping things apart and everything someone can only do if he really bulks

Falcon could use the Falcon pack before he met Cap, so yeah he was totally a superhero.

s-stop

Cap didn't know he was a superhero, he just saw a negro and wanted to take revenge for Jesse Owens

wtf i hate captain america now

>"The serum amplifies everything. Good becomes great. Bad becomes worse."
>Even Captain America's unflinching resolve, courage, and moral rectitude are the product of the super serum and his plucky little guy schtick was only a foundation

e-everything is amplified?

He always had the heart of a hero

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Was it? I thought it was the worst Marvel movie based on what I heard. Not even my capeshit friends recommended it to me.

Even Sup Forums agreed it was trash.

Wow that is absolute shit writing. I agree now. He's not a hero, he's a science experiment.

>Not even my capeshit friends recommended it to me.

that's how you know it's good

You should really give it a chance, it's definitely one of the better Marvel films. I think a lot of people shit on it because it was a WWII film and wasn't edgy enough.

Does it really matter if Captain America is in our time? Did he ever do something noteworthy?

That isn't true though. They show him standing up to that bully to prove that he always had the same personality. Plus he's a frail, sickly guy who keeps trying to join the army to fight the Nazis regardless of how bad an idea it is.

have you not seen Thor 2?

even Cap 1 was better

miles better than that winter soldier retardness. no idea about civil war.

What would Captain Australia and Captain UK look like?

Reminder that Cap is a douchebag who divided the Avengers and nearly killed Iron Man because of his unswerving support for a mentally unstable enemy agent.

MUH BUCKY DINDU NUFFIN

I'm just quoting the movie and following the logic to its conclusion. The serum amplifying everything, even personality traits, was the movie's reasoning for Hugo Weaving's character being so over-the-top crazy.

Iron Man is a fucking hack, not even a real super hero

>muh iron suit

yeah come fight me without ur iron suit fagit see what happens

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When he gets diarrhea... oh boy.

I wish he was real so I could ask him why it makes sense to him to punch metal. aka Iron Man's suit when they fight

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i always took it in a less literal sense, as though hugo weaving went crazy because he became so strong and the power went to his head, and cap went from good to great because he had the power to really make a difference

buuut i dont really remember the first movie so maybe it was literal

cap has vibranium knuckles

And Tony Stark is a whinny bitch whos' creation literally almost brought the avengers to there knees, cause billion of dollars and countless lives in collateral damage and decides to blame everybody else and make them play by his own rules because he can't control himself and he needs somebody else to do it for him.

b-b-b-b-u-u-u-t-t-t-t user he was mind control!!!

so was fucking Bucky and tony had no second thoughts about kill him

Cap is a dick, a moron or a supervillain himself.

Not doing the right thing and bringing Bucky in himself for mental evaluation before a court of law, especially in the face of the revelation that he killed an industrial leader and national asset like Stark's dad, shows him to be a fraud.

At least he returned Stark's shield...he's no longer entitled to it.

i wish he was real so i could ask him if he is literally retarded and taking a Winter Soldier to the guy who can easily trigger all the Winter Soldiers

pro tip: emus have never lost a war

And the accords wouldn't have happened if Stark didn't break the final straw by creating Ultron and causing Sokovia to fall.

Now they're under Ross' direct command.

And Stark lined up behind the accords. At least he's consistent.

Unlike some big blue faggot who let his queer feelings for his old butt-buddy Bucky get in the way of justice.

the final straw was the explotion in Lagos

>i...i...it was my fault, he said Bucky and i was a little boy again
lel Cap is pathetic

And Tony stark gets a free pass for creating Ultron while he was "mind control" ??

If Tony gets a free pass, so does Bucky.

>Felt like a self contained story instead of being preoccupied with setting up other films

But the entire movie exists to set up the mcguffin of the Avengers, famalam

if I recall correctly it was the first one with the infinity gem bullshit

It was, but as a comic story it still worked on its own. They didn't spend any time explaining what the infinity gems were, it was pretty much 'Hydra has an alien power source and are making devastating weapons with it so Captain America needs to stop them'.

Stark immediately moved to stop Ultron.

Cap aided and abetted a fugitive.

A lot of the events they cite to make the Avengers feel bad about collateral damage doesn't make any sense. How would the accords make a difference in New York with the alien invasion or Shield behing hijacked by Hydra or an island being dropped on Sokovia?

There's a goddamn alien invasion going on, the suits were willing to nuke the goddamn city and they blame the Avengers for collateral damage?

Shield, one of the most powerful government agency with almost unlimited power and access gets hijacked by Hyrda, was about to kill thousands and thousands of people (Ross probably included because he's not Hydra) and somehow Cap was suppose to stop that from happening without collateral damage? How would the accords have done that?

i can go on but i don't feel like typing more

BEST FALL EVER !!! youtube.com/watch?v=FBijzkWokTQ

It had an infinity stone, but you really don't need to know shit about what it does or what it's going to do in the future to enjoy the movie.

It's just a secret nazi weapon.

You're missing the point, Stark's creation would have brought on global catastrophe/extinction but he gets a free pass and not labeled as a dangerous criminal because of mind control but Bucky gets fucked in the ass because he was told to kill some people while being mind control?

Bucky doesn't do that out of free choice remember, even says so in Civil War.

He's sterile because of the radiation

>Sickly, weak, manlet.

>bulking

>in the fucking 1940s

You know protein powder and creatine didn't exist back then you /fit/ faggot/.

Captain America is the opposite of the Aryan ideology of Nazi Germany. He was born as a sickly genetically inferior person and proved that just because of your genetics doesn't mean you can't be a good human being. It's a classic American tale of the underdog with a heart of gold, something America is obsessed over and will always be obsessed over. We were underdogs when we fought British rule and created the country.

He might be plain and boring to some people, but I think Captain America is pretty much the best hero. He's an actual HERO. Somebody to look up to. Not a depressed einstein with body armor or a weird alien.

>and not labeled as a dangerous criminal because of mind control
i thought he gets a pass because his intention was honorable, he wanted to create peace

Bucky is not accountable for the things he did because he was mind controlled but he puts himself in cryo at the end, so everything was for nothing because he put himself away anyway

make a joke.until then watch this after-credits scene.until next time.

Following that logic, Tony HAD a choice, he HAD intentions to began with.

With Bucky, he had none of that! He didn't have a choice, he didn't have any intentions of killing ppl. He was Cap friend/ally/brother in arms during the war to stop Hydra and the Nazi! If anything, Bucky had it worst because he LOST TOTAL CONTROL OF HIMSELF! People always ignore this for some goddamn reason and it's annoying.

>everything was for nothing because he put himself away anyway

Puts himself away willingly with a chance to come back once they remove whatever brain washing they have from him.

If he were under Ross', he'd get shot.

Bulking has been a thing forever, you faggot.

Gladiators in ancient rome used to drink fucking GRAIN AND BONE ASH slurry to get huge and strong.

That's a lot more hardcore than your pussy protein powder.

i agree with you, Bucky is not responsible for his actions, but like he said it: he still did it, and that's why i have a huge respect for Bucky but also for Tony because both feel bad for their actions and try to be responsible unlike Cap who is full of crap and righteousness

>If he were under Ross', he'd get shot.
yeah that's speculation but whatever

>Ignored all the evidence of Bucky's innocence to the recent attacks
>Threatened Stark about putting him in The Raft
>Still clearly obsessed with Banner and The Hulk

He probably wouldn't have shot him. Just suck him dry and try to use Bucky's knock off super soldier serum to make his own behind the UN's back.

And then shot him.

Not any more.

>needing protein powder and creatine to bulk

There's such a thing as eating food, hungry skeleton.

>Gladiators in ancient rome used to drink fucking GRAIN AND BONE ASH slurry to get huge and strong.

Does that actually work?

>female muzzie as Captain Britain

seems about right tbqh lads

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God who draws that? She-Hulk looks like the Downs-Hulk.

>tfw a female muzzie is Ms Marvel as well
>tfw she's based.

>white guy gets shot of WHITE PRIVILEGE
>everything becomes easy for him and everyone loves him

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>has superpowers
>still wears a burqa

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Her chaperone is just out of shot.

Righteousness is always part of his character. He's suppose to represent the peak of humanity with moral righteousness and can do no wrong etc etc

If anything, Cap was just pissed at Tony for fucking up and instead of taking personal responsibility by retiring or turning himself in as a criminal etc etc he makes everybody else take HIS responsibility it WITH him. He is the one that fucked up but yet he wants everybody to feel as bad about it as he does and everybody else has to pay the same price as he does? I call bullshit.

This was actually discussed on the BBC?

can't make this shit up

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Yes. They officially announced that they will soon start broadcasting the Muslim prayer too.

Why can't we just nuke the UK?

NIGGER
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How can one country be so completely, utterly cucked? There's no turning back, it's far, far too late for that.

Remember, British people are forced at the point of a gun to pay for this propaganda.

>mfw TV licensing fees from native British people goes to fund broadcasting the Muslim prayer call now

You literally can't make this shit up.

>join the army to fight the Nazis regardless of how bad an idea it is
That's pretty much /k/, but replace Nazis with Muslims.

this picture is hilarious, a face that looks completely normal with full cheeks on a super frail body

looks like that twilight baby

Tony plz go

captain america
>has a magic serum which makes him super strong

batman
>has mental issues which make him make himself stronger than virtually anyone non augmented through science or being otherworldly

cap'n is pleb tier

Delete this right fucking now.

People know much about lifting in the 50s. It existed but was really archaic and inefficient. Strong men were mostly just freaks of nature.

Every marvel movie is the same. People just get burnt out at different rate

at least he was nice enough to have the traditional british teeth

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