Things only a woman would say

Things only a woman would say

"It's the patriarchy."

>the wage gap exists

Periods fucking suck ass.

We'd make a great president.

"you just saw me last night, how can you already miss me? Are you gay?" "Why aren't you cuddling with me?"

i'm gay

this

I couldn't agree more with this guy, women constantly say that

Nope I say that every time I wanna fuck but don't want blood on my dick

Don't just fold the bag, use the bread tie.

My vagina hurts.

What's a boi pucci?

Too real bro

FUCK

"Triggered"

"Oh I didnt know you where there"

I don't understand how it works. Anyway, do You want a blowjob?

Stop posting my nudes on Sup Forums

10/10

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i have a vagina

i can't eat infront of other people

My vagina smells

heh this.

"Did you just put something in my drink?"

Sucks when that shit happens.

You never listen to me

I'm tired and I have a headache.

Fuck you for stealing our quads, a dude was gonna stick an xbox controller up his ass!

you are a faggot that wasted our quads please kill yourself

i could one day produce a human child inside of me via my womb

Faggot ruined other thread.

OH MY GOD! Like, did you hear about this new guy Dan??

I know I said I didn't want any fries but they just look so good

You forgot the 'LIKE'

first quads i ever got. glad i could prevent fun while doing it.

Not sure why they are all mad. That is definitely something a woman would say. Nice quads btw.

You going to stay mad, or are you going to get better at getting?

im vegan

Oh no, Chloe confirmed for a blithering, raging feminist.

I fell in the toilet because you left the seat up dickhead

Can we have a baby?

It's not even what you said, user - it's the way that you said it.

It'd have to be "Women would make great presidents" because men can easily say "We'd make great presidents"

turn up that pink song

"I hope the baby is black"

titanic is a good movie

my vagina is bleeding

fuck you bitch, there's 3 guys in the house, why the fuck don't you leave the toilet seat up?

i'm glad they took the boob enhancing dlc out of this game when it was translated

Stop farting in bed!

Oh don't worry I'll get it..

got me there, I heard this one all the time

this is the biggest myth ever,,,,,if someone doesnt listen, is women,,,they dont give a flying fuck about ANYTHING that was not already thought by them.

Arguments = useless
reasoning = useless

no wonder why all societies have considered them second class citizens, and when a society makes itself equalitarian, they doomed themselfs,,,,,just look at the world today

Allah was blessed us with victory because our women know their place in society

>i'm not like other girls
>hella random
>CRAZIEST girl you will ever meet
>i don't even play so don't try me
>i'm opinionated and a bitch and not afraid to FUCK YOU UP if you fuck with me or my friends
>gawd my best friend is such a bitch
>yes i'm a girl and yes i play games and no i won't add you but compliments are nice (:

I don't have much expereince but the womun in my life mainly say:

>it's time for bed Noah
>din dins
mummy knows best
>please mister, let me go let me go
>jeapordy is on Noah. come here and watch it with mummy
>you are hurting me mister. you are hurting me
>i promise i wont tell anyone, just let me go
>can i have my ice cream now mister.
>my wee wee is bleeding
>did you feed the cat Noah?
>where is the cat Noah?
>ouch mister ouch ouch ouch ouch

usually they just cry a lot. Well, my mum doesn't but thats cos she is super cool all the time. i love her

i can't believe i can't join the wrestling team

this,,,,every bitch says this shit

a dick in my butt is still considered heterosexual sex

I never knew before being married that you could still be a massive cunt to someone while offering them food or driving their lazy ass to work, but there you go - tone of voice is everything, apparently.

Which is why I smiled sweetly and used a sing-song voice when I told her to fuck off and leave me alone. The cunt.

Women should be allowed to play in pro sports alongside men

That's quite a weird thing for a woman to say

Are you just going to let him speak to me like that?

>we're just as good as men
>we're better drivers than men too just look at the data

You are just like your father.

"we need to talk"

I never got the buttsex = gay thing. Is it because guys have asses too? Girls have mouths. Do you never want a blowjob again because guys have mouths and they could blow you?

Sure are a lot of triggered white manbabies in this thread. Why you so mad?

>i'm on my period
so?
>oh really?
yep
>lets go

Get off me, you creep!

god damn get your lyin' fingers of my fries you bitch. if you wanted fries you should've ordered fries!

nice. have a beer.

Common I thought you liked my feminine penis

I never have to buy weed.

>feminine
>penis
pick one

I ca-I can't do this. Just get over here and do it for me. Not like that, do it like this.

Hey mister cock expert, why can't penises be feminine?

I don't think I even wanna know what the fuck happened in that situation.

"I'm tired."

Dubs confirms

pic related

I'm sure you loved her a lot. Do tell.

Missing a fragment of a molar thanks to that line - guy was REALLY keen on talking to her like that, cos she was acting like a cunt. He still smacked me for it though, prick.

moe jackson has a com

Beta Cuck faggot.

What's wrong?
>Nothing.

> just look at the data

yeah mate

>implying it's his fault a woman acted cunty
That's all they do. They exist to breathe, eat and be bitchy.

Yes! Truth right here.

The day "feminine penis" is in the dictionary I'll admit there's such a thing otherwise stay delusional

Suck a rancid shit out of a niggers asshole, you pathetic faggot. Sometimes you get sideswiped, sometimes you don't.
And don't assume that everyone would fold to the floor like a sobbing child just because their dentistry needed a little work either, that's just you faget.

Why does the dictionary get to be the authority?
Did things only for sure exist until the Dictionary was invented and acknowledged them?

The term 'feminine vagina' is not in the dicy wicy either

i like you

There's a lot of things not in the dictionary. However, "feminine" and "penis" are in there and separate because it usually concerns words themselves and not two or more words together. You don't see "masculine penis" either but you somehow think penises are masculine.

Are you claiming to be the authority? Can I call you a Niggerdickwop and pretend it's a real word? sure but it will never be published as one. Again though it doesnt fucking matter cause you gonna say it anyways. Just chill out.

>Are you claiming to be the authority?
No, I'm questioning why you think the dictionary is. Now answer my fucking question you queer

>I just made you a sandwich

I wasn't whomever you directing the question at fuccboi so get off my dick. I was just making a statement but you are all angry over nothing.

Jesus first keyword is MALE

"I'm on my period"