So I have been considering hiring an escort for a few hours. Anyone got any advice for first timers...

So I have been considering hiring an escort for a few hours. Anyone got any advice for first timers? Anything I should know/be prepared for going in?

If that's the sort of escort you want then I'd say watch out for getting your hole reamed.

that's the plan

you put the penis in the vagina boom bang easy

or in this case you put the penis in the asshole or vice versa.
still easy

There is no vagina

I'm more asking about etiquette. Like do's and don'ts. How to be careful about legal ramifications. Things like that.

You have my attention then. I tried to get with a shemale escort, I've posted my story before but basically I got myself too worked up/excited about it and literally spunked in my underwear when she went to touch my cock. My advice is to knock one out to take the edge off first.

how can you get in trouble with the law? where do you live?
just remember not to kill the hooker

Since u are getting an escort, practice lasting as long as you can - you are paying for it anyways

pics of your potential trap escorts?

Don't waste your time.
She doesn't care about your personal life.
She knows you want to fuck. Don't dance around it.
If she's lazy,m she'll likely try to "massage you into the mood" or some shit to put off having sex with you.
As soon as you finish, she'll try to leave. Even if your time isn't up.

Be respectful of the escort. Check review boards if they exist. Where I am, they have sites like perb for it.

Watch the rates, and make sure you're holding extra cash just in case. Avoid bargaining if this is something along the lines of an expensive, high-end escort.

Don't be rude. And be respectful. State your intentions, and don't beat around the bush with what you want. Don't make her ask for the money donation either.

If the Escort isn't feeling comfortable with what you're doing, don't fucking continue or she'll cut it short.

I'm in Philly. Not super concerned about getting in trouble with the law, more just looking for tips on the meet up. What not to say. What to do with the cash. How to word setting up the appointment. Do I need to ask if I want to bring drugs or anything. You know, shit like that.

I've been using theeroticreview.com and have found a bunch of reviews on the escort I am looking at. Anyone with experience with erotic reviews? Any good reputable sites to keep in mind?

Lol that sucks user In Aus we have legal brothels. It's fucking great!!!

idk where you are but all you need to know legally is that you can't solicit sex in public. make sure you're paying for "girlfriend experience" or something so that you can't get fucked over and make sure the escort is legit obviously. Other than that just be respectful, follow any rules she sets and shit. Make the most of your time, u can knock one out a bit before but not if it's gonna stop you getting hard or cumming much i guess.

Damn that sounds terrible. I have been fantasizing about this for a long time but I have no doubt in my mind I'll be able to last. I was planning on booking a 2 hr session so we could fuck multiple times.

Right I mean the law isn't a huge concern. More about just making her comfortable and getting a good experience out of it. Any advice on bringing drugs? Is that something I should ask beforehand? Really only looking to bring bud, nothing crazy.

1. Set a timer the moment she grabs the donation.

2. If you are doing an 1hr. Make sure you get a minimum of 2 nutts. If not she will bail out on you after you nutt. You're for the hour not for a nutt.

3. Do not let blow you without a condom. I caught a wart on my cock for being stupid.

4. While fucking her. You're in control. Not her. Think your sex position, tell her, and do it.

5. Relax, and enjoy fucking the whore. She is no one to judge.

6. Go to the clinic after a 4 weeks just to be safe and follow up with the doctor again in 8 weeks.

2. You are paying for the hour, not for the nutt.

Yeah I want to book a 2 hr session to get multiple fucks out of the whole thing. And yeah I mean of course I'm gonna use protection.

Handle the cost issue over the phone, but don't mention specific acts...just talk about time. Confirm that no one else will be there. If she has a girlfriend or co-worker there, that is usually cool.

Take extra cash in $20 denominations in case you want to pay for "extras" (BBBJ, CIM, etc)

Be clean and freshly showered.

When you get there, make sure no sketchy types are loitering around. Check the bathroom and closets to make sure no one is hiding out to rob you.

If she does not ask for the money up front, take it out and place it on a table where she can see it.

Discuss what you want once you each are sure the other is not a cop. Be specific. If no BBBJ is a deal-breaker for you, just give her $20 and leave.

Take your own condom. She should have them, but if not, you will want them on-hand.

Be safe. BBBJ is ok, but no uncovered penetration.

Remember that she works for you. Ask for what you want, but do not demand. Some acts may coast extra. See above.

DO NOT take any drugs with you heavier than weed. This is asking for trouble.

In general, try to stay away from the over-used skanks, and don't be a dick. Everything should work out fine.

Also...the more you pay for a fine-ass, high-end hottie, the more likely you are to have a good experience. The girls who do $80 for a half-hour generally do not care about review or whether or not you ever come back again.

Never mention an exchange.

Put the money on the table, don't give it to her.

Show your dick first thing. It sounds weird but undercover cops won't go that far. It'll show your on the level and ease some first tension.

The rest is up to you two. You are hiring her so be clear on what you want for the most enjoyment. Most dont like kissing or more romantic contact.

Always strap up. If shes okay to go raw id keep my dick out, thats pretty sketch.

This is the girl so I reckon it's understandable. I booked an hour but as soon as I nutted I got cold feet and decided to leave, pity because I planned on letting her fuck me and that would have had me diamonds again to give her a good pounding.

Fuck. She's hot as hell.

Forgot to say...take some hand sanitizer with you and use it on your dick as soon as you are done. Stings a little, but kills virtually anything except what is in your dickhole. Take a piss right afterward...that will help to clean out the dickhole.

definitely ask beforehand if she wants/if she's comfortable rather than just turning up with it (sort pretty much everything out beforehand so that you can get the most out of your time, think things through properly and not get jewed over on the day). most escorts i've seen have been chill with it anyway even if they dont wanna smoke themselves but i always ask in case.

also just curious what's the name/description of the girl you're looking to hire?

waste of money, loose pussy, don't do it.

I've found multiple reviews of the escort I've been looking at. She seems very reputable and her rates are around 300 for the first hr, 200 for every hr after. I was planning on booking a 2 hr session and bringing extra in case. I was planning on bringing weed as I feel like that could be a good ice breaker and help me relax a bit. I've been curious about foreplay and how best to protect myself but ultimately I'm there for other experiences.

Sounds to me like you are doing this right. Be safe and have fun brother.

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Ask her to touch your dick to prove she's not a cop.

Here's a pic if anyone is interested. She has a website and a ton of reviews. She also has been certified by eros.

Don't do two hours. Do an hour with two different bitches. Two hours is a long fucking time to hang with a skanky hooker the first time. Also she won't look like her pics. Don't expect her to.

Yeah I just figured it might be the only time I actually do it so I wanted to make the most of it. An hour seems like it could be too short. I've seen tons and tons of pictures and she even has videos on her website. Not that that means the pics are 100% accurate but I imagine that she will remotely resemble them

First, don't expect anything amazing, and don't get your hopes up. The expectation that escorts are all lusty-eyed voluptuous women who are drop-dead gorgeous is only going to serve to disappoint you. There are some genuinely fun girls, and many startlingly attractive girls, but not all of them are like they are in the pictures, or their personalities don't live up to what was promised. Go into this like you're about to watch a movie you haven't seen a review of; Expect it to be average and only kinda worth your time and money.

Secondly, you need to have fun. If you're looking into escorts it's probably because you're nervous, and that's fine, or because you're desperate, and that's fine, too. They expect that. If you were regularly getting tail you wouldn't be paying for their services. It's a 50-50 chance you'll get one who just wants you to blow your load so she can kick you out of the door all the faster, or one that genuinely enjoys her job. You can increase the chances that she'll be fun to be with just by being polite, being appreciative of her looks and gestures, and just by being honest with them.

Don't take shit from them if they have a bad attitude or they aren't what you wanted. Do they look like a sow's arse when their picture looked like a supermodel? Did they say they were 20 when they look 45? Get out asap. These girls will prey on your desperation, or your meekness to back out, and you'll find yourself without your money and having a lousy time parking your car in her busy airplane hangar, if you catch my meaning. Keep your money hidden until you've looked her over and had at least a few introductions. If she's not what you're looking for, apologise and leave. Don't argue. On that note, don't invite the escort to your place before you've met or, or she won't leave without getting paid one way or another.

And dude, be honest but not pushy. Wanna do anal? Cum on her tits? Lose the condom? Ask her if that's cool, she'll let you know, respect it.

Looks cute, have fun Sup Forumsro

Go for it. I'm not letting my previous fuck up ruin my chances of trying it again, in fact I've made it my mission to go again when she returns to my town. Go have fun, be safe and remember to come back with a story for us.

No, I've tried and they always hang up on me.

trans escorts are the best. fuck them until you cum and then you can let them fuck you (assuming they're not on hormones that killed their erections) until you can get hard again. feelsgoodman.
also the number 1 rule is that you have to tell us the story on Sup Forums after you're done

I'm actually not nervous or desperate at all. I'm really only paying for it because I imagine finding a trans woman out in the real world would be very difficult so I figured going the escort route would be the best way to meet one. I fuck regularly and have never had any issues on that front, more just curious about the whole process.

Any good stories yourself?

What website do you use to find escorts?

What kind of person would I be if I didn't share? It's this place that opened my mind to the idea of fucking a trans girl so I'll definitely be returning the favor.

Yeah, I get that. Experimentation is as good a reason as any for hiring an escort. Admittedly, I wrote what I did assuming you were looking for regular female company, not trans.

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It's less about finding ads and more about finding reviews. The reviews legitimize the ads and the girls. theeroticreview and hungangels I hear have very good review boards for escorts.

One hour OP. You can always go back.

I put up this long-ass post for you. I also assumed you were looking for a regular chick. Everything I posted should still apply though, I guess.

Agreed...experimentation is as good a reason as any for hiring an escort.

Enjoy that dick.

$500? Just to bust a nut on some whore, damn.

nothing too crazy, everything's always gone smoothly for me. weirdest was probably my 5th or 6th time during which was a 2hr appointment with dinner first, and for some reason she insisted on paying for the meal. i asked her why and she just told me she wanted to do something nice, but it's still kinda confusing to think why she wanted to do that. she still made money from the night but weird nonetheless. went to a motel and fucked as usual after. seen her a few times since so perhaps it was to keep me as a regular or something, but it definitely worked if so I guess.

Why only an hour? I was planning on two but is there a reason I should stick to one?

No worries guys I appreciate any and all advice at this point.

She might be fucking gross as shit and you are out half the money? An hour of straight fucking is a long time brah.

Interesting, thanks man

Since it's your first time, there's always a chance you might not like it as much as you think you will, or maybe the particular girl will drive you away. I'd probably go with a shorter appt (1 hour is still plenty to try whatever you want tho) and then come back for longer sessions at a later date.

Consider it a tester. I know you may think there'll be goddamn Rasputin-level fucking going on, but you might just tire out after 40 minutes of going at it. If you're up for more after that first hour, just pay for more time. She's nto going to say "no".

Do you often take them to dinner first?

you're fucking retarded

That makes total sense. I just don't want to rush if I am enjoying myself. Money isn't really an issue as I make a pretty decent living so I'll take the loss if I end up hating it. If I end up loving it I think I would thank myself for the extra hour. I was hoping to kind of just chill and fuck for a few hours. It doesn't have to be straight fucking the entire time. I imagine we would fuck and then chill and maybe smoke a bit, then fuck when we are ready to go again and do this until my time runs out. I mean it's my two hours right?

That was my first time taking her to dinner, but also taking any escort to dinner. Nowadays I only book a 2hr with dinner after I've seen them at least once and decided I like them enough.

can anybody comment on logistics?
do you guys have a burner phone?
do you meet them at their place? hotel?

Wow

Where I am, brothels are the most likely place they inhabit, since prostitution is entirely legal and it's a better work environment for them. You don't need a burner phone, they don't contact you unless you contact them first to make plans. And yeah, I'd meet them at their place first. Don't bring one to your home unless you've seen them before and they aren't batshit insane.

That's also true. I've only really experimented alone in this regard so I could see that potentially happening. My fear is that she would be too big or too small which could deter me but from the pics it looks like she is pretty average so I won't have many issues. Never taking a real dick before but I've always loved anal play. Is the real thing worth it? Did you have similar expectations your first time?

Don't forget lube user

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I use a burner phone despite doing everything legally just in case. I don't use brothels but contact escorts online, so that's why. Heard some offputting stories of pimps trying to extort money from customers after completely legit deals so I just toss it whenever I receive any calls from unknown numbers just in case (I make sure to not give my number out anywhere and save all important numbers). Only hired escorts 3-4 times though but received 3 anonymous calls within 10 mins one time, so I tossed it. I never answered but I have constant paranoia because I have schizophrenia so better to be safe than sorry.
I prefer to meet at a hotel but if they're legit with good reviews I'll meet at their place.

yeah don't do this. pissing is a good idea but i wouldn't put hand sanitizer on your dick unless you like getting rashes

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Loving all the bait guys.

Basically a summary for everything

Super informative. If I had any questions before I don't now haha. Good looks.

imo the real thing feels better, so I wouldn't worry about that. especially if you already like anal play. definitely worth it if just looking to experiment and have a good time.

Don't expect great sex. Don't be surprised if there is awkwardness. Don't expect to make any genuine human connection. Just be friendly and think of it as masturbation. Odds are she would rather be anywhere other than sucking your dick.

Yep that's all I'm after really. I know I enjoy fucking regular women but I've always wanted to experience a trans.

i personally have almost always had good experiences with escorts. they're always happy if you're paying. confidence is just key to avoiding awkwardness tbh. you're paying, take control and make the msot of your time and she'll follow

I've no experience with partner who has a dick, so I can't give any details relating to that, but I have quite a few experiences with escorts (Mainly of the asian variety, since that's just what appeals to me usually) and the majority of them have been enjoyable enough that I'm keen to visit most of them again.

I suppose the best escort I ever encountered was a gorgeous young Korean girl, roughly about 22 years old. Gave a really nice massage and joined me in the shower, great foreplay skills, and even though her english wasn't great we had a brilliant time. I don't like using condoms when I have sex (Yeah, I'm THAT guy) and she was willing, after a few positions of protected sex, to let me take it off. Saw her probably four more times before she want back to Korea (most of the foreign escorts here are on study/working holiday visas) and she was probably one of the most fun girls I've been with, really adventurous, wasn't afraid to be a little kinky to get me off, and had no problem with me cumming inside. We joked a few times about her getting pregnant, really playful personality. I wish she was still around. The picture isn't her, but that was about the quality of her physical looks, a real cutie.

Here's a webm for no other purpose than to show you what you can expect from most of the asian escorts here.

This is reassuring because my only real fear is not having a good time. I am going in with big expectations but the more organic the experience the better. That's why I want to bring weed because smoking and hanging out would be great to break the ice and get comfortable with each other.

You'll be disappointed and out a few hundred bucks. Don't do it.