Official Rio Olympics Fiasco Thread

>Chinese Hurdler Vomited On, Robbed Of Luggage On First Day In Rio
deadspin.com/chinese-hurdler-vomited-on-robbed-of-luggage-on-first-1784577464?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

>Australian athletes robbed of personal possessions in Rio
twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/759662260981669888

>Tide overruns Olympic venue in Copacabana

>Olympics: Main ramp collapses at Rio sailing venue

And these are all from within the last 24 hours only. Nice job, Brazil.
Won't let me post the links for the last 2, telling me it's spam.

Other urls found in this thread:

sltrib.com/sports/4176678-155/olympics-main-ramp-collapses-at-rio
youtube.com/watch?v=c0ztLtpuwkM
dw.com/en/opinion-rio-hosts-olympics-as-zika-scandal-hit-brazil/a-19438955
foxsports.com/olympics/story/rio-olympic-village-fire-australia-team-investigated-possible-arson-072916
9news.com.au/world/2016/07/31/19/14/australian-athletes-robbed-during-fire-evacuation-at-athletes-village
reddit.com/r/apocalympics2016/
youtube.com/watch?v=er6ZGzWcbQI
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/isis-planning-dirty-bomb-terror-8534026
twitter.com/AshtonJEaton/status/759491953167835136
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Link for the last one:
sltrib.com/sports/4176678-155/olympics-main-ramp-collapses-at-rio

>Binzil

>Russian athletes in "independent team"
>special team for refugees
>kuwait lose their flag
>kosovo allowed to compete

What did they mean by this

Golf and tennis players knows up by not going

>kuwait lose their flag
What?

>yfw all those COME TO BRAZIL comments on youtube are from people who just want to rob you

>Kuwaiti athletes will compete under the Olympic flag, as the Kuwait Olympic Committee has been suspended by the International Olympic Committee for the second time in five years due to governmental interference.

>for the second time in five years
Get it together

incredible how big of a shithole brazil is

yeah you might have 2km of nice beach and a few nice hotels for tourists, but the rest is grade A ceritified shithole.

youtube.com/watch?v=c0ztLtpuwkM

reminder people get mugged in broad daylight like the fucking monkeys stealing people's fruits in Bali

>Tide overruns Olympic venue in Copacabana

>Olympics: Main ramp collapses at Rio sailing venue


Shit on Brazil as much as you want, but how the hell was this our fault. With that wind this would happen anywhere in the world, you can't control the weather.

>shit on Brazil as much as you want

Someone beat me to it

>Government interference

Doping/bribing?

is this going to be the absolute worst olympics ever?

thank god its not the based winter olympics

Pretty sure nothing will happen besides some gringos getting mugged for being dumb.

It's not like there's no wind in other parts of the world. You construct a sailing ramp in a way that it can withstand the local weather conditions, it's not rocket science.

Yes. I can't wait for the train wreck.

Winter Olympics are generally in nicer counties and in area of that country where it's nice. Based mountains areas.

Maybe apart from Russia

>brand new infrastructure collapses because of harsh but non-exceptional weather
>"it's not our fault, it's in gods plan, he made the wind so much stronger than a ramp"

get it together didndhue

>full stop
absolutely disgusting

>this damage control

How about have a better infrastructure and planning for one of the biggest sporting events? It's all your shitbin country's fault

why did the kid at 10 minutes give the whatever he stole back?

>Winter Olympics are generally in whiter counties and in area of that country where it's nice. Based mountains areas.

ftfy

>no live olympics tv broadcast
Is it time to end it all?

ITT: everyone slowly realizing brazilians are as bad as mexicans

Basically spics and niggers ate the worst.

look how flimsy it is

it didn't even break, it just kind of fell apart

I'm genuinely worried for the health of our finest mixed race beauties.

I know Brazil is basically one big mixing pot of genes, but somehow our British/Caribbean blends just kick so much more ass.

Lmao... My town is rebuilding a boat launch here and we have a population of 30,000 and its literally better than that.

>spic niggers
>engineering

Pick 1.

That looks like a warehouse roof. I would not stand on that.

The engineer probably stole most of the money for the ramp and made it as cheaply as possible.

Don't worry; they'll all get Zika, and their kids will all be hideous mutants.

>brazilians are as bad as mexicans
at least mexicans can build shit if you give them 20 bucks and some lunch

I will be seriously disappointed if no athletes die.

i'd be mortified

have several friends competing

Go back to your parade and keep pretending you care about black lives senpai

remember people complaining about strange toilet facilities in russia?

doesn't seem so bad now.

comfy

>bin

>muh speed skating

winter Olympics suck

>oh, it's the daily Brazil bashing thread
The Olympics will be a huge success and I'll come here to laugh at all your faggots

This desu WC in Brazil was GOAT

Part of bashing comes from underdog-complexed BRs

>this was 2 years ago

Feels like yesterday I first saw this picture

just have all future olympics in Beijing from now on. 2008 were the goat olympics and nothing will ever come close.

Fuck off giving it to the Chinamen, bring it back to London.

>tfw Olympics in Rio instead of Salvador

>air pollution
no thanks

just share it around anglo countries

I'd be happy with any location that can actually handle a large-scale spectator event without being a hilarious embarrassment.

looks like a cool place but its dangerous there as well, no?

cause it broke and was useless

STOP BULLYING BRAZIL Sup Forums BROS
It's not their fault it's fucking DILMA'S

checked

>setting fires to steal shit
Fucking Brazil

>MUH DANGER
>MUH DIRTYNESS

You bunch of sheltered autists wouldnt last a day outside of your mom's basement.

These Olympics are going to be the greatest thing ever, stop acting like your countries are somewhat better.

Dangerous mainly in certain districts and also if doesn't take the proper cautions.

Yes, Rio can
dw.com/en/opinion-rio-hosts-olympics-as-zika-scandal-hit-brazil/a-19438955

yeah but why give it back and not leave it on the street?
it seems like an awfully polite thing to do for a street robber

This happened to India in Sochi

LADS what time GMT is the Opening Ceremony?

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126 bongs

>brand new construction already falling apart

ITS THE WIND'S FAULT

>Shit on Brazil as much as you want

Sounds good. Not like it's going to make the water any worse at this point.

11pm

Don't forget
>Fire(arson?) at Olympic VIllage
foxsports.com/olympics/story/rio-olympic-village-fire-australia-team-investigated-possible-arson-072916

>People stole stuff from the Kangaroo Herders during fire
9news.com.au/world/2016/07/31/19/14/australian-athletes-robbed-during-fire-evacuation-at-athletes-village

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS GOING TO BE WINDY?

Are you faggots really that braindead that you can't see the difference between hosting the world cup and the Olympics?

sochi is in russia not india, fucking leaf

>"it's not our fault, it's in gods plan, he made the wind so much stronger than a ramp"

Sochi Olympics you fucking dumbass

>Train all your life for the Olympics
>Go to practice in Rio
>Swim through human sewage
>Accidently swallow part of a turd
>Get back to the dock and vomit
>Steel your resolve, you have train YOUR ENTIRE LIFE for this moment
>Step onto the docks to take another shot
>Dock falls apart, get impaled on the wreckage and drown in the sewer bay

COME TO MEXICO

I don't like Reddit very much, but here is a subreddit for the 2016 Rio Olympics where they collect all the current Rio Disasters

reddit.com/r/apocalympics2016/

>by being dumb
Yeah, by visiting Rio.

there is literal propaganda from Rio de Janeiro government in the media saying excaclty what this dude said.

brazil is full of ignorant drones

It's pretty funny how both Sup Forumsshits and redditurds can bond over the olympics not being in a """"european western country"""""

> not liking reddit

Go back to 2012.

Also:

youtube.com/watch?v=er6ZGzWcbQI

Welcome to Rio

Do not panic everything is fine.

>""""european western country""""
You know who didn't fuck it up? China and Mexico.

These are going to be the best olympics ever and I would love to see a lot of 3rd world countries winning medals for a change.

Who is that semen demon?

>Rio beat Madrid in the Olympics vote.

Google it, lazy bum.

This is a big opportunity for Bangladesh.

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Sorry, I don't read those runes.

Next time don't build with 5 minutes of labor and popsicle sticks, you fucking monkey.

Can't wait la

of course it did, madrid politicians had already built most infrastructures needed and pocketed the commissions instead of sharing them with the IOC

EL PERUANO
i agree with you tho

>>>/leddit/

>865▶
>File: 1423237630782.gif (288 KB, 527x512)
How about you suck on deze nuts faggot?

post yfw you're not a brazilian

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IOC should have just moved it over Zika and saved everyone the embarrassment.

>The Rio Games organizing committee placed the blame on strong winds

yeah, probably had nothing to do with shit construction.

this show will always be special to me, fuck the contrarians

Nice trigger discipline

What I really fear is a terrorist attack like mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/isis-planning-dirty-bomb-terror-8534026
We should not suffer because americans and jews like to meddle in the ME.
kek, in the meantime everyone is having a good time in the village.
twitter.com/AshtonJEaton/status/759491953167835136
I think it's a vendetta against australians.

jesus christ. I think I'd just walk around with a box cutter on the ready.

BRs are so fucking stupid.
>success! we sure showed those whiny Aussies!
>while your country is viewed by the world as nothing but thieves and corrupt fucks
congratulations you did it

Screened. What a fucking retard.

>mugged for being dumb

if you mean dumb for visiting an absolute shit-hole of a country then yes, you're right about something.