How can I kill myself with this belt without attaching it to anything to hang myself?

How can I kill myself with this belt without attaching it to anything to hang myself?

eat it and choke to death

Might as well get a ratcheting strap.

Wrap a towel around it then wrap it around your neck. The towel will help prevent bruises/marks. Tighten it until you compress the ligatures along your airway. Ligature compression. Look that shit up

Tie around neck. Zip tight, close arteries. Wait until sight blurres. Go sleep.

Beat yourself for 1 dmg until your HP hits 0.

Black up. Bitch slap a cop with it

Slap a black cop repeatedly with it while calling him "porch monkey," "nigger," and "coon." Tell him to pick your cotton.

is it like a puzzlelike question? if i provide you with a solution do i have to proof mathematically that it will work?

>How can I kill myself with this belt without attaching it to anything to hang myself? But no bruises. don't want my coworkers to see I killed myself when Monday comes round

Nah, it just has to be plausible.

OP here. I couldn't find anywhere to hang from before, but I think I've found something. Will this work anons?

Live stream maybe?

Might do
I plan on doing it sometime today

...

...

do it now.
I'm hard

tie it really tight arround your neck.

are you danish?

Spank your ass with it until you're one sore and sorry sissy!!!!

then kys faggot

So like are you gonna do it OP or not cuz if you are just gonna pussy out then I am going to bed

Thought I'd post time stamp just because

>I plan on doing it sometime today
so you like have this shit on your agenda or todo list? at 5 p.m. play some tennis, at 6 p.m fucking kill myself, at 7 p.m. do some shopping?

OP, why do you want to kill yourself?

Lmao basically

Why do you post sideways pictures? I'd tell you to kys but you already are

Just keep smacking the shit out of yourself with it until you die from internal bleeding

underrated post

/thread

do you have any money left? take a credit if not. have some best time of your life before you leave us. get some whores and alcohol. talk to them about your plans. they will cheer you up

Not a fucking bad idea actually.

burn it in an unventilated room

Tbh I could just set my room on fire. Top fucking kek user

Throw it off a fucking cliff and then try and catch it.
If you do catch it you'll be an hero for ever

If your serious I suggest calling the cops and telling them what you may have planned,there's help out there if you need it

I'm past that.
What the fuck are you doing trying to help cunts on Sup Forums? Fuck off.

>Or paint your face nigger Color....
>walk around with your belt pretending it's a gun.
>when police come say "sorry officer it's not a gun it's just a belt"
>cops shoot you coz you're a nigger

You're not going to kill yourself m8, might as well get professional help rather than crying and wanking

don't listen to the normiefag. call the whores. have some fun. run naked on the street. experience some moments many people will never experience. get some credit and spent all the money.

Lol @ "I'm past that"
I can prove you're bullshitting
Step 1 post face > if you didn't give a shit you would
Step 2 there is no step 2 coz the faggot won't do the 1st step

cops don't wear guns ln England

Don't see why not

Yeah, you should kill yourself

Fucking sweet one bro....you gonna turn this into a get/anhero thread?
You should definitely do some random cool shit before you fuck yourself

Yeah I'm going to. I'll post the link to the livestream when I've had some fun.

Keked

Looking at your face id guess you're suicidal coz of pedo insecurity.
Cut your finger with a knife

What town/city you from? Is there something we should ook out for on the news?

Danil, is this you?

Try not to get the hat dirty. That thing is sweet

First off you should wear mascara and eyeliner
I have a hat like that, it's an awesome look

Near Maidstone
Eh if I decide to do some fucked up shit you've got that to look forward to.

Lmao Robin Williams

>Maidstone
The reasons are just stacking up now

That's if you have the balls

The fuck you mean IF?
Do some bad shit now so that you have to commit suicide or live in shame
I call bullshit
Show us your dick

why would you not already be doing this if you're going to kill yourself faggot

go buy a solid 7g rock of coke or some shit if you want to die, die feeling as good as humanly possible

national inquiror says it coul;dve been homoside

I want to homicide op. Nutless fgt

/ϟϟ/ Sieg Heil /卐/

Make sure you take a shit beforehand.

Stick the pronged bit in your wall socket whilst locking your finger around the buckle.

>calling the cops

fucking kill yourself faggot

Underrated

This. I've held back from doing too much coke so many times, and every time I felt that someday, when I'm about to kill myself, just let it rip and see how it feels.

Sell the belt, buy drugs, maybe trip yourself into a different reality? Who knows, maybe you go join French Foreign Legion and become the badass.

OP: don't actually kill yourself if you're a nordic white. You're too valuable to die.

Couldn't buy much for the price of an old belt. Besides, it's what I'm gonna use.

this

if you're serious join the military and kill sandniggers pls

or spread your nordic genes before you die

see
looks fNordic to me

Just fucking do it m8 it's been long enough just end it now

New thread type: Suicide puzzle

Fuck OP

QUICK: You have 3 minutes to kill yourself with the object closest to your left hand. How do you do it?

It's a screwdriver.
Stab self in throat.

Shove a TV remote up my ass till I hit something important. Scribble a quick suicide note dedicating it to Trump

A glass
Melt it into sand
Choke on it

Speak ill of killary clinton shell snuff ya out real quick...

keyboard

i attach knifes in between the keyholes, put it at the bottom of the stairs, climb up and jump down face first to my end

wrap your dick in it, go to india, and roam around screaming 'ha ha, i'm fucking dead cow bits in front of you, your god's a bitch' until someone throws acid in your face.

Top fucking kek

Yes lol it is danil

dont be so fuckin selfish

Yea make an evening out of it

You got that belt from Next didn't you

How'd you know?

How is a timestamp selfish, you dumb cunt?

Wrap around neck, close the other end in the door, lean forward.

May not work, may only pass out. Let us know :-)

Not condoning suicide, I just like puzzles.

i didnt specifically mean the timestamp you fucking twat

Then what's selfish? The umbrella?

The fuck did you mean then?

Might crit too

offing yourself is a selfish cunty thing to do

>98088089 what a fucking get

Only if you leave a mess

I'm a selfish cunt. Your point?

cunt

no u

Definitely This

>88555
I think that's called a full house
This is now a get thread.

Shove the buckled end up your ass and work it around until it gets hooked onto your intestines then pull the whole lot out.
Eventually you'll die

This thread's been alive for 2.5 hours, holy fuck.