/F1/ - Formula 1 Race Thread - Hockenheimring (Kvyat on Suicide Watch Edition)

Rosberg Hamilton
Ricciardo Verstappen
Räikkönen Vettel
Bottas Hulkenberg
Perez Massa
Gutierrez Button
Alonso Palmer
Sainz Magnussen
Wehrlein Kvyat
Haryanto Grosjean
Nasr Ericsson

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Will Kvyat suicide into Vettel/Max?

>tfw mum sent me to bed without supper

what do lads?

SCHADE DEUTSCHLAND ALLES IST VORBEI

>tfw those dead eyes of Mick

His dad is RIP

semen has alotta protein

suffer

Germany you have to go back

third for kimi win

First for is this way and your edgy internet racism is NOT on topic for this board or thread

ERI

s-slow and steady wins the race, r-right guys?

Get ready

She looks perfect to me

>am not a racing/F1 fan at all, have maybe watched 1 race in the past 5 years
>because of Verstappen's succes it has gained a lot of popularity again recently
>decide I'll watch the race today because why not
>suddenly have long dreams about Hamilton and Rosberg over the past few nights

w-what's going on guys, I'm scared

T.sven cukson

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>tf
>tp

Kek

Dubs and Gimi takes out Hamilol :-DDDDDd

Post more Red Bull qts

you are 200% faggot

Dubs and finland loses again

reported for anti white racism

At what lap will Kyviat park get car, get out and walk to the forest never to be seen again?

Is that street in this Beckham commercial the same one where they filmed that Dr. Who episode about the Olympics? It looks familiar.

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nth for Amd Amx podium

Who is going to be a hero and kill Kai Ebel?

Everyone hates him.

Literally everone.

I'm also wearing the KB41 limited edition shirt

>Pocono tonight

dubs for amx podium

Who is he? Is he like a motor racing Guy Fieri?

I just want someone not driving a Merc to win

luckily von trips confirms it

Eric's Son is slow and steady, he's just way too slow and not steady enough

well, that and Sauber is worse than Manor now jej

No VET bitching about blue flags?

Count-down for turn 1 ROS-HAM collision: 9 minutes

GODVEROMME

Actually he's pretty based because he doesn't take the RTL bullshit coverage seriously anymore

Inb4 maxi wins, double Mercedes dnf.

All of outer London looks like that

Any sort of culturally significant number in this board, and Kimi gets a podium.

KIMI
I
M
I

Wish I was in Curacao now.

What warrants the crossing off of Sutil?

>Linking Park
rev up those lyric memes

He's literally the only thing not wrong with the RTL crew. Based as fuck, I'd rather hope the commentators just leave. Eurosport guys were much better.

>Seb radio salt

I don't hate him.

Seb radio salt covers that

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SWEDEN YES!

i have to admit listening to christian danner is super comfy, though. i love how he just flat out ignores heiko waßer when that fuck starts rambling about AUS DEUTSCHER SICHT. danner is 100% racing 0% bullshit.

:D:DDD:DD:DD:DDDD

>Interviewing Smedly

cunt

Dubs and Memestappen crashes in T1

Punished Kyvat

Hulkenberg speaks perfectly Dutch. wow

dubs confirms it

Praise kek, gimi will be third

I see, cheers.

Last two digits in minutes until the next terror attack by a tanned german.

I wish all Max dicksuckers can fuck off.

good morning lads

>Felipe, Valtteri is faster than you

fug

t. cuckbernd

requesting replay as soon as possible pls

wub wub

>diarrhea
>race about to begin

What do lads?

>nig shit
fuck off sky

>I'll go quicker!

>not being gay
>2016
lmaoing at your existance

Wait what, Hulkenberg can speak Dutch?

let it out

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rerolling

TODAY IS THE DAY WHEN ROSBERG WILL BE COMPLETELY KEKED

blub blub

>you're gonna go for things you don't deserve
What did Sky mean by that?

>this song

My thoughts exactly

He's a "reporter" on German F1 TV who just wants to get drivers into trouble. Everyone hates him. He's known for his "oh you were bad in your quali lap why are you so shit why are you such a bad driver?" """"""interviews"""""" right in front of a race
Also he's known for wearing really really bad fashion.
He's the epitome of a bad F1 reporter.

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Get a bucket

Nah, Finland will lose again

>race about to start
>less than 100 posts

IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE

Poep in je broek neger.

Hope you guys like Tatianaposting

>he doesn't have a designated bucket for pissing and shitting while watching sports on telly

FUCK YOU CROFT YOU FAT BIASED ASS

isn't dutch just throat cancer German anyway?

Kek

How do I get a gf like this lads?

M-moar?

the shitty burgerland commentators just mentioned the tarp-covered seats, does that count?

dubs and mercs crash into each other

Why are Ferrari so shit

>muh claro headsets

It improves their aerodynamics?

You dont

>henno actually missed the FOM intro this time

What do you mean? Uggos like her are literally everywhere, just go outside

too bad my dubs will say no

Who is the guy with the burnt off right ear on german rtl tv? Looks badass

Tfw on vacation

be african

Be Finnish
Have Autism