Walk into the grocery store

>walk into the grocery store
>see this
>wat do?

like I can afford to shop at Whole Foods

rape it

It's disgusting that people bring kids into the world who aren't rich

Take advantage...

Of that awesome buy one get one free deal on Grapes.

>walk over to produce
>examine cucumbers
>see if she looks over
>act like it's the biggest one i ever seen
>wave cucumber at her
>probably buy cucumber i feel bad about putting my hands all on it if i put it back
>tell her i dont really like cucumbers when i go to cash register
>fuck why didn't i buy beer now im at the register with a cucumber
>if the person working the register im going to ask about asperin and vasoline
it's a valid question why would a grocery store have that stuff?

Define rich

put on my OPA armband

muh nigga

GRAPEZ

Pull my dick out and chant "nigger dick nigger dick, nobody has a bigger dick!" While taking a shit in the produce and windmilling my cock around.

not you

Push the cunt out of my way, who the fuck wears earbuds while shopping? That's how you get raped.

Wow

Confirmed nigger behavior

See what?
Is seeing a thin girl in the us as rare as seeing bigfoot?

>Politely excuse myself.
>Lean in.
>Grab carrots.
>Thank the cunt.
>Leave.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

yes

Scream 'Not Halal' and then Allahu Snackbar the place

I won't bash you because it's a common mistake, but you mean "turn 180 degrees."

0/10

Do a 360 and moonwalk outta there

omg its t swift

Oh come on now.

pull ear buds from her ears...
"Imma let you finsh, but these carrorts are the most delicious ones this year!

Smaile, take carrorts, move along.

i hope everyday you wake up you look in the bathroom mirror
and realize that there's nothing for you today
just like yesterday
and the stain on your clothes reminds you of that dream you had with that special someone
but realize that there's no one in your bed
and you have to wash the sheet covers again
and you're out of detergent
and wonder why the sink is wet since you haven't turned on the faucet
but suddenly realize it's your own tears

I don't know if its shopped, but she has a bad Dowager's hump in her back. Head is resting in a forward position. Usually from bad posture.

that is taylor swift in plainclothes, retards

I would do a 360 and walk the other way

...

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do more squats t swift

This

> implying my poorfag ass has brought kids into this world

>"exc-c-use me"
>grab cilantro
>trip while stepping back
>spill spaghetti everywhere
>start crying
>crawl on the floor
>toward the automatic door
>narrowly avoid the dinosaur

>Ass could not be flatter
>Sup Forums obsesses over her.

topkek

360 and shake it off

I'd go up to her, tell her I love her music. Walk away after that. No need to bother her too much.

RIP

Fine you picky bitch.

> turn 720 degrees and walk away

...

Offer to buy her a dozen eggs.

Leave her the fuck alone. Individuals with earbuds in are clearly trying to give a nonverbal queue that they don't wish to be bothered.

her butt size fluctuates all the time

her ass is non existent

Realize I walked into a Whole Foods and walk the fuck out because fuck that company and their overpriced food. "Artisanal water" my ass.

SNEK

Depends if I came from the bar before. Non drunk id smile, if she wanted to talk id treat her just like any other person and see if I could move in and if not say fuck it and go to the bar.

If drunk id probably do some dumb shit like smile and put the carrots in her basket, wink and walk away with a dumb but fun story.

Then it's a fake booty

check my privilege

This
But I got a long back, too

Oh, and Ma died 23 yrs ago so I can respond, superstitious as I am

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED AS FUCK!??! LOOKS LIKE THEY DONT TEACH SHIT IN SCHOOLS ANYMORE BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU HAVE KNOWN THAT TURNING 360 WOULD MAKE YOU FACE THE SAME DIRECTION SERIOUSLY CANT BELIEVE HOW FUCKING STUPID SOME PEOPLE ARE ON HERE WTF

Fucking newfag

obv fuck till dead but also direct her to meat isle she is skinnyaf


captcha: pick salad pics

newfag detected

He needs some milk.

say
"hi I know this is totally random but I just noticed you was cute,
i esp. like these pants you're almost wearing
no, just joking,
lets be real,
what are you cooking for me?"

Ask that poor girl what happened to her ass

Kys

Buy this poor, starving girl something to eat

;^)

Op I want to empty my ballsack into your boipussy.

looks like you fell for the old baited baiter trick works every time!!!!

...

lol, I love that...
saying that if a girl giving you hard time
I don't know how productive that is though

k

and what about the woman?

say "hey you're that cunt who took her music off spotify because you wanted more money despite you being worth like 50 million bucks right? yeah go fuck yourself you greedy jew."

try to throw fruits in her basket

Where is the ass?

Wonder why Im in a fucking Whole Foods WTF.

slap her "ass" and grab me a handful of them fake tits. got to make the most of such a rare opportunity.

Not an ass in sight.

Keep walking past that random person because I have shit to do

Ask her if she wants to go to the bone zone.
When she says no, or asks what that means, call her a stuck up bitch.

give her space. for fuck sake, she is trying to shop. If she makes eye contact, tip fedora.

>Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Her music sucks and she's a a coal burner.

I think you meant 180 degrees because 360 would make you face the same direction.

So you niggaz claim that she had a boobjob. Well, considering she's rich and not retarded, I would think it would be a fat transplant. Ya know, like kim Kardashian's tits and ass.

However, where did the fat come from?

lel

no hope for you

> sneak behind her
> kick the back of her knees
> hard
> stomp in her neck as she's on the ground
> put her next to the carrots
> steal her card
> buy shit for myself
> give card to homeless guy

leave her alone, she deserves to be allowed to shop in peace

>t. Ahmed Ibn Halal Mansur

summerfag detected.

chek em and snek em

you forgot to say

>heh, nothing personal kid

so you have just noticed people's body looks slightly different when they stand differently?

Wonder why someone left a 4x4 in the middle of the aisle.

Wonder why the fuck someone goes into a grocery store wearing headphones...

He didn't say he'd walk forward

the original bait

the possible secondary bait

the possible tertiary bait

this meme is getting out of hand

Wonder who put up a mirror

So that all the people like the fags in this thread don't come up and talk

lol, well that makes sense

turn 3600000 degrees and fly away.

say hi

Hand her a handful of spaghetti from my fannypack.

>pull out one of her ear buds
>"what are we listening to?"
>put the ear bud in my ear
>it's just a loop of Hank Hill saying "boggle?"
>propose to her
>she says yes
>grab her ass
>get married
>mfw

Notice her inverted ass

fuck you son