How would you fix this movie, Sup Forums?

How would you fix this movie, Sup Forums?

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change the title to x-people because there are also WOMEN in that team.

More Fassbender, less Jean Grey, less Ciclops, more Nightcrawler, less Mystique, less Apocalypse, less Psylocke, less Angel, less green screen, better practical effects, better cgi, less memes.

I walked out half way but:

>fix some of the dialogue to stop it being daytime tv tier
>take out the going to the mall bit since it seemed half cut out anyway
>play up the degenerate humans aspect more

More Wayne Rooney


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Change Apoc's appearance so he looks more like in the comics. He was a menacing villain yes, but cmon he didn't look good

WHy the fuck did they make Mystique le ebin hero that everyone looks up to? Because of that fat useless actrice? Scratch her entirely

Storm's actrice was even worse, fire her

Give wolverine his complete helm, and in the end let him take it off. This looked just stupid

I'm about to go watch it today, is it that shitty?

>At least we know the third one is always the worst
This line really confused me, it's like the movie is shit on purpose

this. jesus, it's 2016

i am also pondering to see it on imax today.. it is a waste?

I'd give it more quips
Have it filmed around the world in various grey parking lots
Have the villains plan make Zero sense
More quips
And ask Disney to pay off critics

Is it worse than first class?

It's not that bad, but it's really comicbook-esque. After watching Civil War or BvS you wouldn't expect this kind of movie again

it's better. On par with DOFP

No it really isn't. It's better than the second one, but not as good as the first. Fassbender is got tier, apoc is actually a menacing villain, quicksilver has the 2 best scenes, the wolvie cameo is simply epic.
Some bad points too though. The new young actors are simply terrible, and their scenes are too

>I walked out half way
It's really that bad? Kek

but first class is better than DOFP

It's men not man

Thanks I'll give it a shot then.

Remove the teleporting ability from Apocalypse, make him communicate directly with humanity. More quicksilver and magneto.

Scrap the movie and make it Jubilee and Wolverine Power Hour

Oscar Isaac and Michael Fassbender run a fucking train on every twink boipussy in the movie, from Evan Peters to Nick Hoult.

replace the new characters with people who can act

>first class is better than DOFP

No it isn't.

Fucking hell. I thought that Civil War cheese strings ad was bad.

make it not be dc shit

Make it a the CW tv show about angsty teenagers having teenagers problems in Xavier school.

With transgenders

I'd change so much it's not even worth posting.
First of all, Sophie, Olivia and JLaw ALL get fired so I get to hire actual actors for the roles.

>no cable
>no bishop

it's shit

DOFP: 7/10
First class: high 6, low 7
Apocalypse: high 4, low 5

Add wolverine and make him the main character or the main bad guy as one of the horsemen

I would probably try to not make a avengers movie.

Change the plot so it's about Apocalypse recruiting members for his new prog-rock band.

Remove 4 horsemen shit
remove psylocke
remove angel

add more wolverine
add more jubilee
give actual character to storm
remove havok death and character
make apocalypse actual menacing villain instead of talker shit

>add more jubilee
Why?
She was shit and useless, borderline annoying in cartoon.

cause this is x-men movie . there is no reason mystique ,magneto , even prof x having more time jubilee each movie.

>A less fugly nightcrawler, I mean seriously those lips
>Remove jlaw

Brudda

Nightcrawler is cute! CUTE!

Stop.

Should be myn

No.

>KSM Nightcrawler appreciation

I thought I was alone.

Agree and more McAvoy

The patrician's husbando desu

Make Apocalypse more powerful and make him actually do stuff instead of talking the whole movie then getting BTFO. Make him look bigger and not so gay. Make him actually grow in the movie, not just in Xavier's mind.

Write it so Apocalypse's awakening was a direct result of time travel from the previous movie and make it obvious.

Kill Xavier off in the second act and have that be the catalyst for Magneto leading the X-Men against Apocalypse.

Truly.

I'm seeing it tonight, is he actually on screen much?

Did it irk anyone else that Magneto murders millions of innocent people in this movie and then at the end they completely brush it off like it never happened?

They could have used this but didn't

screenrant.com/x-men-apocalypse-alternate-design/

Fuck sake take the X-Men rights away from them already.

add wayne rooney too the roster

There is barely any Mystique.

My normie complained there wasnt too much JL and she didnt had any action scene. I almost wanted to kill myself when hearing that shit.

That would be even more retarded. If there is an issue with this movie is that its too "comic booky" and really doesn't fit between the established franchise.

I think its was Singer giving up a bit and trying to please comic book fans and MCU...it didnt work.

On the bright side, I enjoyed the comedy. Its not so in your face like the Quips at Marvel. Its a more subtle type of comedy.

Am I the only one who likes how Apocalypse looks, I prefer Oscar Isaac and practical effects more than a generic big CGI guy/Thanos recolor.

Also the final battle was hype, reminded me the defeat of Cell in DBZ.

Who the fuck thought Angel would make a great villain? He's boring as shit.

So are storm and psylock

So is apocalypse

underrated

what happened to the faggot playing him?
Why isn't he in this?

I didn't mind the design for the most part
Oscar did a pretty good job, I liked the creepy soft calm voice
If only he had those empty white eyes all the time and they used CGI to make him look like 10 ft tall so he could feel like a more immediate phyisical threat to others

he became 50.
crawla is a kid in this.

POETRY

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Aww :(

Put in the director place someone who is interested in the movie and not in the fucbois.

any torrent yet?

X-MEN APOCALYPSE 2016 ENG CAMRIP MP4 P2P

Just in case anyone was wondering, sophie turner was an AWFUL jean grey, by far the worst out of all the other people to play her.

A lot more Sophie Turner scenes.

I loved the movie (so much better than boring deadpool, mediocore BvS).

Fuck you she was amazing.

So beautiful too

go snort some lines, Sophie.

what is this, jean gray.... jesus fuck singer what qre you doing.
he is a fuckall with casting.
i hated the old magneto and xavier.