How does it feels not being me? Lmao, why don't you just hang yourselves or something?
How does it feels not being me? Lmao, why don't you just hang yourselves or something?
How does it feel knowing that I can actually put my dick in a vagina?
Of course you can, 3 inches go basically into anything.
Some poorfag with a big dick. Give the guy a break, his dick is all he has in life.
Fake. If that were real then you need to claim the biggest dick world record. Looks shopped tho
I want that in my ass. N-no homo
At least clean it, holy shit dude, nasty.
How does it feel knowing that your dick will forever be micro? Goodluck trying to find a relationship with that mutated sack of shit.
Dick looks like it's been dragging in the dirt or something. Either that or he's got some kind of disease.
You cucks dont realize that's just above average dick size. He's got a really small frame, and the camera angle is making it a lot bigger than it actually is.
>idiots in this thread that believe anything.
I have pretty much what I need faggot.
I don't need that kind of attention.
Of course you do, I'm 100% alpha.
Swear to me that you wouldn't suck it?
Wait a minute. Are you the guy who shit his pants and did the dinosaur? Looks like you've got some shit left over on your dick you didn't clean.
I Don't know OP, you look like you are the one who is hung.
>Swear to me that you wouldn't suck it?
Fag?
That would turn most pussy into a desert.
Mutant pimple ridden camel dick
I guess trips dont lie
It feels good not being you
camera tricks. average dick.
Would you fuck my ass hard even though I'm a guy?
As a medical doctor, I would recommend you get that checked out. Looks like a pretty advanced case of syphilis. You been fucking street hookers, op?
Oh we know, but I'm here to needlessly argue on the internet to drown out the fact I'm hopelessly depressed and alone on a Friday night
:D
Literally got fungus by my balls, doesn't feel good mang.
mainly because I can go balls deep with my 7 incher and you can't unless you're fucking an animal like a horse or some shit
lycanthrope hand?
is nobody seeing the obviously shopped hand? look at his elongated palm and no thumb
fucking newfags actually thinking this is real
Penis pump bumps
Making fun of the dicklets in this thread is great fun.
How can you small kids even compete?
>OP can please a horse lady.
>Not a fag.
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well I don't pass out when I get a boner
Me: 1
You: 0
Radical dick, bro.
>Underrated post
kek
Some kind of wetback with a diseased penis who can't even grow a proper beard yet. What the fuck is that crawling over your lip? Got to say it feels pretty good not being you.
If I could talk to God and have him give me the exact dick I want, I'd ask for the dick I already have.
7in erect, 2.5 inches flacid.
Hence it never gets in the way or gets pinched when I'm not using it but when I need to get laid, I'm never so small a girl can't enjoy it and I'm rarely too big to hurt anyone.
Any bigger and my gf wouldn't be able to deep throat me the way she does.
I'd HATE (I mean it) to have a dick that absurdly big.
Weak chin though. You're basically a woman. A woman with a tiny mustache and a huge, stinky penis.
>Me
Well it's pretty nice to not be as shitty as you are at photoshop
The photoshop game is strong on this one or you just have the longest hand in the world
did you got to a mall to shop this photo?
Agreed. OP is a faggot
that scrotum needs some head and shoulders you dandruff cunt
how dose it feel knowing your gonna be a nigger for the res of your life
Keep telling that to yourself
I'm not a faggot, but I understand why your mouth is watering at the presences of such monument.
I've actually had, but I'm clean.
You would insert your whole arm if you could so your girl wouldn't make fun of you.
That's my hand shit head
Leave them, they are funny lmao
I'm pretty well, thank you
So let's get this straight:
Fungus infected dick
Misshapen hand (possibly due to shopping)
Poor as dirt
Pathetic facial hair
Knock-off clothing
Mexican
Self esteem so bad he shops his diseased dick and asks for feedback
You're on a roll, op. I think we've all pretty much established it would suck to be you. Thanks for making everyone feel better about themselves.
Faggot
S A V E D
wide angle lens and a matter of perspective
First time I get trips in over 8 years, and I am calling people cucks
10/10.
I'm not the one posting images of my penis for a large number of men to look at on the internet, so pretty good, tbh