Shittyly describe games thread, I'll start

Shittyly describe games thread, I'll start
>Good dreams get locked up
>Go rescue good dreams
>Talking clocks

go around and kill guys that used to be cool so the world doesn't die

>2d
>progress by fighting various body parts
>and also a bee
>and some robots
>final boss will fucking destroy you unless your character setup is flawless
>even after beating the final boss you still have't even done half of what this game has to offer

Bumping thread

Mega Man?

YOU ARE NOT ALIVE

Here's a hard one.
>shoot all the fucking Nazis

40 winks.

Yep

Wolfenstein?
Never played it but I think that's what it's about

>You're a cowboy then zombies

>wake up and smell the ashes
>run from cops
>level almost longer than the silent cartographer
>suddenly survival horror
>lots of driving
>avoid bugs
>ally with bugs
>storm prison with bugs
>TRAITOR
>fighting in the streets
>blow shit up
>is it really that time again?

Fucking loved that game.

...

>Get tossed into burning lake forever
>wake up as an angel
>time travel to get revenge on your brothers with a lightsaber

>silent hill
>but cooler weapons
>and in space

red dead
dead space

>Born
>Enter some sort of matrix or shit
>You will nebar leave
>Open ending

>wake up
>put cool suit on
>do god's work
>edgy robot man locks you in his basement

Take pictures, fuck with time

soul reaver

DOOM 2016

Yep!

>Live in shitty little village in buttfuck nowhere
>Go to island to drop acid with your m8
>Badtrip.jpg
>Forever cursed with schizophrenia, constantly see your m8 as a rodent
>Move to the city to support your habbit
>Join a terrorist movement
>Kill the president
>Terrorist group doesn't make good government
>You move to middle east to drive exotic cars around in the desert

Knights?

Ape escape

>Rise from dead
>fight big guy
>find out you have to fight more
>become god

Jak and daxter

dragon's dogma

God of War

Mhm, rodent was give away huh?

Well I fucking loved thise games and you gave it away at shitty island. But yeah, that too.

Dark souls 3

Daughter dies, zombies, fuck everybody

Alright
>Car stolen
>meet ugly nigger
>make new car

>Doom
>A nigger.
Pick one.

The Last of Us

Last of us

Sheep has mixed signals and runs off

>run
>kill robots
>save animals

>use a fuckin flashlight to kill demons
>have trippy flashbacks

terraria

Coldsteel the hedgehog

alan wake

GTA 5?

>Get wrecked in every level
>Satan cucks you and makes you do it again

Hard one

>Fucking nerd.jpg
>Being fucking nerd you smart nigga
>Love fucking reptiles.autism
>Stumble on stupid evil plot
>MilitaryMan.aspergers kiddnapps you
>Getting tourtured, shits ruff
>Go insane and dream you're a reptile who uses soap shoes to skate around
>Skate to to defeat boss

Go back in time to save wife

the pic was unrelated

but fps doug isnt black

I fucking wish

>Steal a bike because you're black

Sanic.

>Mute boy robot in cave
>Bunny people
>Qt gf

>be janitor
>everyone becomes mutant
>kill wacky mutants robots and people

yup good game

Cavestory

Pacman?

>wear suit
>inspect cigarette
>notrelevant.jpg

>be wolf
>Cool and ancient and shit
>Star gods give power
>kill black gooey shit
>cherry blossom

Fallout 4
Sherlock Holmes

>you have shape
>shape gets smaller
>need to kill shape when it gets as small as it can be
>is competitive

La noire

>kill chicken
>get arrested

okami

Okami... i think

Yes

>Chilling, living the good life
>See total 10 waving me over
>Boner.jpg
>Cute case just like in the movies
>qt leads me through the fucking death trails, continue 4 puss
>Finally catch up, better be like fucking jesus
>Reveals she was a dude the whole time
>Balls resemble Pluto
>Brawl with the trap for 30 minutes
>Shit goes down we need to work together to stop 2 birdbrain fucks

Winrar

Binding of Isaac?

SKYRIM

Yes dawg

>Get shot
>try to find shooter
>end up in casino scheme to rule the land

I'm not a dog you philthy imbecile

>not paying 15 septims for chicken murder

Fallout new Vegas

Fallout New Vegas

Half-Life 2

Fallout New Vegas

I'm not an imbecile you filthy dog

>be uber haxor
>Niece die
>angery

CrotchHogs?

watch dogs

fuck yeah i love that game, why the hell did they get rid of aiden pearce for the sequel, fuck them

better than gta v, always will be

>Appear in massive castle
>turns out you're dead
>Didn't like how you died
>Kill the inhabitants of of the castle to gain a way to change your ending
>You're already dead, dying just means you start back at square 1
>Slay the dragun and manage to kill your shitty past

>muh diversity
I liked it too but no one else did

> space jew simualtor 2016

Super metroid?

Starwars Battlefront

Watch dogs 1 was overhyped
It was a pretty decent game
Had a lot of fun
But wasn't what everybody expected
And aiden better come back as a side charactere in the 2 or I wont buy it

Enter the Gungeon

yeah, the whole thing is such a white cuck homage to the black lives matter movement that its just painful to watch, the people behind these things dont even deserve to have white skin

hey, at least its not as bad as ea taking a shit on one of the most important parts of white history with their battlefield 1 game

>scantily clad
>climbing cliffs and shit
>Nice ass.jpg

Nope
HINT: you are the jew, not the devs

Tomb Raider

Easy one. Yep.

>be ex cop
>spooky kind of forest
>midget George Washington and man with snakey stabby penis kill Carlos
>president' s daughter

Yeah

Dead space?

s a n a n d r e a s

:') kek

Nope
HINT: It's an indie game