It's still not football season yet

>It's still not football season yet
WHY IS THE OFFSEASON SO FUCKING LONG?

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There's always Canadian Football.....

kill self

It starts in a week la

Because the sport sucks

And arena league

you watch a fucking sport with 16 games a year

12 minutes of action in each game

16 games * 12 minutes = 192 minutes of action

of which half is offense

192/2
= 80 minutes

you literally watch your team move a ball forward for 80 minutes in 1 entire year

That 80 minutes is better than any other sport can offer

>12 minutes of action in each game
When will this meme die

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You could just watch commercials on youtube until the season starts.

>coaches chatting absolute tosh on the sideline classifies as "action"

MUH PLAYS
MUH 4D CHESS
MUH MILITARY LEVEL STRATEGY

he's right though, not all of the time between snaps is relevant but a lot of it is, most of the strategic elements in football actually happen before the snap, the actual plays are just attempts to execute that strategy. it's neat to watch if you know what you're looking at, but I can see how someone who doesn't know (or doesn't care to know) would just see "guys standing around". that's still a lot more than 12 minutes of compelling viewing though, and it's still the best value-per-minute ratio of any sport we have.

You're retarded, even if you only count the time the ball is in play the game is longer than 12 minutes

Olympics starts this week

There's more strategy in one football play than there is in an entire season of divegrass.

friendlies and CL qualifying stages have already started. In a few weeks football season will be in full swing.

>Big blaqck guy hits into other big black guy
>Fast black guy runs at other fast black guy
>White guy throws ball
>Sometimes poor little white boy comes out and kicks

Listen I'm Muslim and you're a White cuck getting cucked in your own country. So shut the fuck up spic-kick is irrelevant. Football is GOAT

>Literally poorious

kek, why not just do what this user said

football is great, soccer on the other hand is boring shit.
>3 hours of comercials to watch 15 seconds of armored dudes smashing into each other
>muh strategy muh tactics
kys

Why only 16 games tho?

That would be like describing soccer as:
>bunch of guys stand around and play keep-away with a soccer ball for 90 minutes while only trying to score a goal every 10 minutes (and most often unsuccessful at it) until the game ends in a tie with no winner and no loser

>MILITARY LEVEL STRATEGY
Do they seriously fucking say this
I watched "superb" owl once, never again

>football is great, soccer on the other hand is boring shit.

You got that right.

I WATCH NIGGERS PLAYING EGGBALL

kys ziotrah

Too many injuries. Heck you're lucky to just get thru the preseason without a key loss to a 9-month acl tear like what happened to my team and several other teams already this year

>Britbongistan
>calling someone else poor

Top kek faggot. Iranians are one of the highest earning ethnic groups here. Kill yourself you crooked toothed fucker.

I'll be happy watching my intellectual sport that requires thought, while you watch a bunch of Mexicans kick around a ball for 90 minutes and end in a mindless penalty shoot out.

What do you think the top Soccer coach's IQ is compared to Bill Bellichick?

I bet an average NFL kicker would wipe the floor with your best spic-kick player.

>Belichick
>not braindead

>This rant
>Absolutely poorious

poorious doesn't mean poor btw yank

Enjoy Sharia law.

>implying that's wrong.

>Handegg

kek. NFL=Rugby with cheats.

I don't think this thread accomplished much imo senpai

Intellectual? What's intellectual about a sport where the ball can be throw at every direction. The player just has to run and someone will throw him the ball for him to score.
Not like rugby where the ball can only be passed sideways and backwards, making it a lot more harder. It has to involve actual team work and tactics.
But i guess that's why on day after the super bowl, the most talked about issue is "what were the best super bowl half time commercials?" or "[Insert random name of female pop star here] shows boobs in sexy outfit during super bowl half time show"

Actually the strategy is insanely complex. It would be like soccer if each team just got the ball 60 times and once they fail to complete a pass it's over and now they are down to 59 times left. Soccer would adapt by adopting insanely complex strategies that they would drill on over and over at practice. Instead of it all being free flowing with the players allowed to be creative, each player would be drilled in complex set plays depending on what the defense is showing. Ramos would get the ball and Kroos, Marcelo, Modric, the BBC, etc would all be drilled in running specific routes (and secondary and tertiary routes depending on what the defense is giving them) and this would continue each pass during each of your 60 times with the ball a game and that's all you'd practice at practice. And that's just the QB/reciever strategy. Just the line strategy is insanely complex, 3-5 man front, lining up anywhere from 0-9 technique spots maintaining a 1-gap or 2-gap strategy (opposites of each other), stuntz, blitzes coming up from every position, etc etc. It's insane. That's just the DL. The OL does zone or man to man blocking schemes, double teams, triple teams, pulls, screens, etc etc

Rugby is literally just the triple option.

Memes

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>Actually the strategy is insanely complex.
>adopting insanely complex strategies
>drilled in complex set plays
>the line strategy is insanely complex

Alright, we get it, you have to be a 130 IQ genius to play American football.

>where the ball can be throw at every direction. ... Not like rugby where the ball can only be passed sideways and backwards (and kicked forward at any time)
Are you talking about American football. In American football you can only throw or kick the ball sideways and backwards except for one exception: when you haven't crossed the line of scrimmage (the spot where they play started), then and only then can you throw OR KICK the ball forward.

No but you have to be a genius to be a great coach, at the NFL level at least

Pawns don't need to understand why they're doing what they're told to do

No football coaches are very smart that's why they are football coaches instead of doctors or engineers. Just bc the game is extremely complex doesn't men it is too hard for any human to understand, it will just take a while to learn

Agreed I'm more excited for college football but still love my
Broncos

*not very smart (with the exception of a few geniuses like Belicheck)

>burgers actually watch more adverts than sports

>You don't have to think
>It's insanely complex

youtube.com/watch?v=qT3PElHuxCY

That's an actual american explaining to you how idiot you are.

Since there are advertisements on uniforms and all around the side of the pitch, don't Bongs watch 90 minutes of advertisements?

and 0 minutes of action, so they lose both arguments

Yes, you are correct, we focus on what is on their uniform, and what is around the pitches, instead of what is going on in the game.

I would rather have sponsors on jerseys than sit through 2 hours of commercials every game.

>you literally watch your team move a ball forward for 80 minutes in 1 entire year
>There's more strategy in one football play than there is in an entire season of divegrass.
>I'll be happy watching my intellectual sport that requires thought

And the dumb coaches are actually part of the fun of the sport, too, since it's hugely entertaining when they fuck up.

Not going to watch youtube but i did read a good article attacking the idiots that call soccer a communist/socialist sport pointing out how in soccer the players are allowed the freedom to be creative and create while in football every player is drilled on numerous specific mechanical options he has each play. If you like freedom of the player, watching players get to be creative, soccer is the best. If you like complex strategy drilled into the players like they are pawns by their coaches, American football is best. Which sounds more Communist?

divegrass games probably only have about 12 minutes of action too. twinks jogging around, pretending to be dead when someone comes too close to them, and kicking a ball back and for in their own end doesn't sound like real "action" to me.

I enjoy watching handegg, but your argument gets weaker with every post.

>mfw

BTFO

Will Britbongs ever recover?

Literally no one has ever said that

If you think a football player can do whatever he wants while he's around a certain area is because you clearly have no idea of football.

Order and adventure m8. There isn't one without the other. You're overrating handegg strategies or underrating football ones.

If I want to see someone moving pawns I just watch chess.

Sometimes these pawns run really fast or make really acrobatic catches though and sometimes the knights slam the queen into the turf so hard it destroys the other teams season

>pic unfortunately related

>unfortunately

I bet you think he's elite too

No other NFL player is or has been as valuable to his franchise over the last 10 years

>Mad at the Cowboys

I've played top level traveling team soccer 9 months a year up until the u20s. I never played competitive American football (but played 7-on-7s type touch football plenty in the neighborhood and at school), although American football is the sport i watch and study most ever since my soccer career ended

In general, soccer is like chess where each player is a chess piece that gets to make his own move.

In general, football is like a chess game where the coaches make the moves

Yes in soccer coaches pick your position or zone on the field (and coaches like Pep shift formations in game) and you practice scenarios in that position(s). You do drills to work on wall passes, overlap passes, crosses etc. And so on. And coaches have different philosophies. All practice long the coach steps in when you are doing something he doesn't want and explains what he does want. Etc etc. I can go on and on obviously
But you aren't drilled in just 15-60 base set plays where each player has at most only 3 specific choices he can make each play.

As for American football, although it is mostly pawns drilled in complex specific set plays with specific options there is some creativity. A QB like Peyton Manning who has such a high-level football IQ better than most coaches is allowed to call his own plays and be his own offensive coordinator. And of course when a play breaks down (or exceeds the plan of the play), they it's all on the players to be creative and adapt to the situation on their own

>wait entire year for the football season to start
>QB gets BTFO by some nigger in the 2nd week
>season is over

So Cuckboys fans literally waited an enitre year for 12min of action before their QB was BTFO.

>defense doesn't count as action

Kill self

CFL game today senpai

Ugh, i agree. We should date. Here's my pic. Do you like? If so let's meet up (i am superrich so we will use my family's private jet, and yes, it *is* swanky)

Actually the way the Germans play European football (like an emotionness well oiled machine which is why the German greats [like Gerd "Der Bomber" Müller are discarded as meme players by the rest of Europe and South America] is how American football (NFL/NCAA) looks to the rest of the world too

Canada, yo. (Eh?)

Still more entertaining than divegrass these days.

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>192/2
>80