Shitly describe games CONT

Shitly describe games CONT.

>Faggot betrays you
>he's dumb as all hell
>potato
(pic unrelated)

Bump

>piece of shit
>takes a fucking hour just get the hang of the backwards ass controls
>speedrun takes 2 minutes
>good fucking luck getting onto stairs
>Nya nya nya

QWOP?

not even close

It was an actual game released onto consoles

Portal 2 ?

Yes...yes it is

that pic gives me flashbacks

Its whiteface from im scared

yes it is
nasty little snigger-nigger

>meetup with your old friends
>kill them or not
>game is not canon

ITG you collect red things and fuck shit up with your musical instrument.

Tales from Borderlands?

nope. iz on snes.

Kotor?

Nm

No its a modern game

>SEE YAAAAA
>Dialogue filled with memes
>Gathering simulator

Anime Wind boy

Its overwatch.
Sorry some guy was pretending to be me giving false info

>here you are
>big fish eats small fish
Shitty gap
>fucking pirates again

Bordermemes 2

Donkey kong country/64?

wrong

>voice acting cheesy as fuck
>kill your dad, save the world

SNES ITS ON SNES

>be protagonist
>oh fuck theres a wall
>barely dodge it
>ohshit another one
>barely dodge it
>people saying shapes and fucking beeping noise
>get hit by wall, again

dubs says it's right

>be non-human meme dude
>get hungry
>go on an epic adventure of shit mini games to get foodstuffs
>ps1

fuck this.
illusion of gaia

oops i meant for other post

wrong anyway

>in jail
>someone furry fag helps you break out
>kill guardians to escape

Pony island...
Quads

Bethesda's newest over rated disappointment?

Furi

Super hexagon

still wrong

Indeed. I suck at vaguely describing stuff.

>be soviet
>have one helicopter
>destroy nazi tanks and win the whole war only by yourself
it's a windows xp era game, I don't think nobody will guess it anyway

>Get a farm
>Make money
>Marry the goth girl
>Wait for updates

Tony hawk pro skater?

Battle toads

yeah, wonderful game

Nah its a new release thats all

hahaha Tony Hawks pro skater was decent in my opinion. Its older than that. Not a skating/sport game.

>fighting
>some fat guy
>nigga stole mah bike

Portal 2

Punchout

Yes. Last one gave it away?

>Be nude
>Find animal
>Chicken
>die

> gods n shit fighting because why not
> every girl is a 10/10

>running a cool base
>found and took some guy in a wheelchair
>he ruined everything...fuck him

MGS peace walker?

Technically 2 games

Yes.
Ground zeros also accepted

-Starts in basement
- tons of biblical references
- the whole community that plays this is cancer

The binding of isaac

>Is anything real?
>Took back control
>frees himself from the players control

What gave it away?

>Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog

Monster Hunter Generations

Basement, biblical

Inside?

Not the guy but the basement part/biblical

No

Postal 2

correct!

Rust?

Good job.

Postal 2

>bald drug addicted man in poncho
>beats up gay shirtless men to rescue his stepdaughter

THATS GAME IS FUCKING BOSS!

Winrar

>Reptile climbs a very long ladder

>be working happily underground
>eerie cavern
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

Stardew Valley

>saved by a gang member
>join said gang
>get betrayed and presummed dead.
>come back bring back the group and become it's leader
(2 games)

Wind waker??

>A ton of bullets coming on your way
>Small hitbox
>Spellcards

Was it goth girl that gave it away?

>You run forward then press X over and over then run forward then press X over and over and repeat this process for about 40 hours.

>alpha as fuck
>omega as fuck

Assassins creed?

Pokemon?

Fallout 3

Nope this game is WAY less engaging than that.

Yea, where can I get some more of that sweet abigail?

nope

>Shooter
>Memes

portal 2

I WISH I knew mate

Another world?

>Too many mods
>Game crashed

Yeees

>involved in bad accident
>keep hearing voices in your head
>go on killing spree against religious fundamentalists

tf2?

Skyrim

>wake up
>solve puzxles because of morals
>nothibg of it was real

Anyone?