Caught a hog, dubs decides

Caught a hog, dubs decides

soooo when did you decide to be fat?

So I've been thinking about transitioning. Does it make you sad knowing I'd pass better than you?

I'm gonna tie you open and hold open your ass as I pour ants in there. They'll start a colony and completely use you as their nest. I'll take you to a science fair and win first prize for the human ant farm. After that I'll cum on your face.

So do you spit or swallow?

i errr....what the hell, rolling

Close enough

Here's some workout advice:
5x5 fork out downs, 7 days a week.

Roll xD

Supposed to be "fork put downs"

Do you like black guys?

Are you doing anything this Sunday?

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Dubs and trips holy shit

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rollllllll

I'm transitioning to a female nigger

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rolla rolla get dolla

im gonna rape you landwhale

Rolling

Come over my suck my dick right now you big beautiful whale

ants

In the words of Dr. Phil, "You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, give me 200 dollars.

Roll one more time

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Rollio

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In the words of Dr. Phil, "You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, give me 200 dollars."

Your disease doesnt let your body break the rules of thermodynamics.

Got dubs on myself

Based roll

Roll, but change to "laws" instead of rules

Damn you just got ignored lol

KEK, she definitely got triggered.

rollin

Rollin' *laws

she put you in your place!

im sorry i just love chinese cartoon naruto

Your bullshit logic is making me rock hard. You have to come polish this knob

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Im in Sup Forums asking some faggots for things to write.

Because you need some black cock

O shit

Im in Sup Forums asking some faggots for things to w

WINRAR!!!!!!!

WINRAR!


Fucking snitch

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checked

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looool u dont belong to 4 chan fucking beta

Roll for dat shit

"Anyways, how is your sex life?"

If you could be any animal what would you be? I would be an octupus so i could be in japanese porn.

Rest in peace Sewer King

I'm really sorry for making fun of your hypothermia condition. Pls respond

yessss

djent d-djent djent d-djent

Rolling for this shit

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Sorru on phone

if you're a guy, cut your damn hair and start working out.
if you're a girl, consider makeup.

I'm sorry, okay? I didn't know you had such a serious condition that prevented you from losing weight. What caused the blobs reincarnate to gain it all though?

do you send nudes?

Doobs

Would you be up to do some BDSM? I would like to stick my beehive up your ass. :)

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rolling

roll 'em

RIP SEWER KING

Rawl

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In all honesty, i do like you. Can i take you to applebees?

Every fucking time i just try be nice and i get ignored smh

Roll topkek

what the fuck it doesn't count if you tell them about the thread or you send it when she hasnt replied

evacuate thred op is a fag

Can i fucking get dubs

you blew these dank dubs, op

We should definitely vote for trump

"I'm sorry I type random shit, the real thing is that I want to marry you but I'm too shy"

OP clearly has no idea how to do this right

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Can I tell you a secret? When I was in high school me and some mates lynched a nigger. I've never been able to stop thinking about it when I masturbate

rest in peace Sewer King

Loooool

Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from you fat fucking toe

OMG I GOT DUBS

Fucking khek em

don't ignore me you rancid swine

Kek

Why are thwre so many fucking dubs in this thread

I thought I had to fart. But I actually shit my pants. You like food. It looks like chocolate and popcorn. What to eat it?

fine you're a nigger anyway

Fucking chek EM

that wasn't fucking dubs wtf you doing

If you don't reply to this post your nigger will die in her sleep tonight