Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Rules:
>traps are alright
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Calamity-masu'd

here

Miho claimed

Oh I don't need to ask. But I would love to see~

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can i get my bj now?

Is it bad if i like to fap to one specific picture of my waifu tied up getting fucked by a corgi?

>Kurumi claimed
RIP Nekros

Probably

>Karen thread
This feels fishy...

im not dead

Lewd!
Ero!
Explicit!
>implying i wasn't trying to tell her not to

Tracer claimed

probably gonna need to see it to decide.
damn newfangled pokemon. back in my day... 151... yada yada
You were right as usual. went and checked on the beer, got my smokes, and found a god damn Taurus and a bulbasaurrr.

Doll claimed.

nah its completely legit no prank
yes

still here


and


yeah but it is a grind to get any single one

How should you announce Tracers arrival?

not too new it is a bit odd that it is green. nice finds
high doll

Oh you know you want to, cutie~
>I bet makoto wouldn't mind a peek either~

hi* fucking words

Cheers love! The Calvary's here!

I'm not sure if i want to do that, i can fap to weird shit but i won't show it to others, but she's crying while trying to get out.

Ehehehe, you really are a perv~
>Perhaps an exhibitionist?

Sup Doll.

When the thread gets deleted, I'm saying I told you so.

>Reading my mind

Post it fagget

Ehh some are worse than others,
at first it's kinda slow, but then again most games are

Great, now I'm having PTSD

and theres new Steven Universe! i'm gonna pour myself a drink!
The bulbasaur is like 540 which is great except i'll never find enough to evolve the litle shit T_T

Cute doll
Cute tsun w/ ahoge

Hey, how ya doing?

Yo, what's up?

Cute knight, what you up to?

You want me to post IT Faggot?

that is true
bulbasaur spawns pretty frequently at my local park
playing some vermintide. how about you?

Yuno claimed

Says the one who wants to see nudes of me!
>wha- n-no! I'm much too shy!
I can't post my nudes on Sup Forums!
>I heard makoto sent you some though~

YE!!!1!1!!

claimed

Who is this?

Am not.

Not much, just lazing about. You?

I see no problems with this.
>Ohhh? So was Mizore, but that didn't stop him~

You should use this one.

>Rory-sama claimed

Thread states no oversexualised content

This is another level.

Wasn't me.

If u really want to follow the rules then take a screenshot and post the link of the upload. I love me some corgis

So Karen is finally in thread?

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Vermintide? What's that?
I'm good at the moment, lying in bed.

Doll. Who is this?

Same, just on the stream though. You get up to much today?

No, kek

I have no idea what's going on in these threads, however I will just lurk moar and try to understand because you guys seem te be having fun

I havent bathed proper in a week.
I miss showers

You can post them with telegram.
>You heard that? They were very nice~
>Mizore was shy
I don't think you're thinking of me.
>Only shy with face.

It's just the same thing over and over again all day long, lots of waifu and socializing.

Saber and thank you. Doing and you

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I'm watching Steven Universe while drinking a lukewarm milkshake
>Where did everything go wrong

It also helps to have friends and the wiki

I see you're a new Yuno

Doing good and you*

RIP.
Any particular reason?
Some flavours of milkshake are better lukewarm.

Claimu
Just wait for something to come up, have you been playing any vidya perhaps? i'm playing Kirby 64 now.

karen?

The water is down and im taking whore bathes

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what happened to old yuno?
i only saw her before i was banned

Pokemon GO desktop version is an actual fucking thing?
I thought it was a joke, what is the world coming to when walking is too difficult for people?

What's a whore bath?

DEATH TO AMERICA DESU

a cute

me too! except luke warm gatorade

Y-yea
Just shy is all
Yea started playing oblivion again, pretty nostalgic tbh.

I don't have telegram though!
I can never do such a thing! Plus I'm not that attractive!

Nah, took a shower and that was about it.

>So you'd be okay in public, cutie~

Buckets of water, soap, and a sponge

>Implying
You're a cutie here, I bet you're a cutie IRL as well~

Yuno always belonged to me

Not sure if chocolate is one of them,
It actually has a salty aftertaste

Probably just isn't here right meow

That shit gets sour

Then you picked the wrong waifu, lad

Why don't you have one?
Oh alright. What's that?

Ah okay, no problem.
>Doing and you
Maybe you're a bit tired too friendo. But yeah I'm a little tired so I'm in bed. What you been up to?

Ah okay. A pretty chill day then.

I would do that when i run out of gas, do you boil the water first and then add cold water or you just go full cold buckets?

don't worry about being shy over an anonymous image board.
im confused now. are you new or not?
ah ok

Never played it but i hear you can climb mountains.

What's your favorite track from that game?

>POMF
Im bored

>Maybe you're a bit tired too
New sleep schedule cause I have classes in the morning still adjusting. Not doing much

It's easy to get!
>You didn't say you wouldn't send nudes to that~
As long as we weren't near where I lived, I already told you yes, cutie!

Alright

Full cold brosinski.
Thats because Im lazy though

Droppin in

coop hack and slash
yeah i figured

Totally random appearance.

>Sees a Karen in the thread.
>Checks calender.
Nope, too early. Carry on and ignore.

Yuno picked me, I didn't get to decide much
I am new to claiming threads, however yuno has always been mine
Yea horses don't carw about the laws of physics. And tbh the opening screen song gets me hyped as fuck

No, choc isnt one. Stuff it in the freezer fir a few minutes.

Remember to put special emphasis on hari, pits, and crotch.
>Yuno picked me, I didn't get to decide much
Edgy

Why do you want to see me naked?!
Most I'll do is a pic of my legs!

Post feet!!!1!11one

Did you even watch this anime? (Or read the manga w/e)

Ah okay fair enough. What classes you got?

As am I.

Oh fuck that, full on cold water? Nah I couldn't do that.

Oh okay, playing with anyone you know?

I came back to Lebanon early.

No, filthy weeb.

Forgot pic.

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>I came back to Lebanon early.
Fake

Lack of Ruby is disturbing

That's not how waifu's work

besides Yuno picked Yuki

It's already half gone, I'm past the point of no return