Attention Americans. If you are reading this I have an important message for you...

Attention Americans. If you are reading this I have an important message for you. This is Donald Trump speaking and I don't have much time so I've written you this post and left replies up to my social media assistant Karen.

Anyway the message I want to spread is that on this board I know a lot of you may be lazy, smelly, degenerate retards who take satisfaction in unfunny memes, but you can also make a HUGE difference. The future lies in all of you.

Now I know you probably think I'm going to tell you to vote for me, The Donald, to be POTUS. But I won't. Vote for whoever you want, and there are more than two parties. But for the love of America and our great God above, vote. It is your obligation as an American.

>tldr vote this election and save democracy

not american fuck off

I will vote this election and I wasn't going to thanks op. I'll vote for Donald too

Karen speaking. Can I ask what country your from?

I'm all for Trump

You're**** bitches and cream puffs!

Sorry, my previous post sent prematurely. What I MEANT to post was "I'm all for Trump to take a flying leap off the roof of Trump Tower"

Is this bait? Am i bait?

tits or gtfo

So vote for someone that isn't trump. But I know trump and he's actually quite eloquent I know it might be a shock to someone living in America. All the media is quite oppressive here and Jewish interests want to see him fall.

Karen, post pictures of the Don

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This triggered me

The most retarded picture ive ever seen.

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King of murica

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This was beautiful op we should make this a copy pasta

Karen

Can you please tell us Trumps current stances on:
>Net neutrality
>Global warming
>Mandatory vaccines

That is all.

-Le Concerned voter

Triggered libcuck

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Man, he didn't even
>Tl;dr
properly.

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The net is for everyone. Profiteering internet usage will be prohibited. I've heard trump say that Obama's attack on net neutrality was the best thing he did in his 8 years.

Trump doesn't talk much to me about the other two issues but I feel he understands global warming is real and that vaccines aren't causing autism. He took the wrong side of an argument 100s of times in his career but it actually helps him look at the election

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Hey Karen. Tits or GTFO.

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Karen is the name my parents gave me despite me actually being a boy but nice try.

Ok then Nips or GTFO

How about you go out and vote and do your duty and I'll do my job and also vote as its my duty as well

Sorry bruh not American.

Very convincing argument. I'll make sure to vote in the next election Karen.

I don't think he Stuttered Karen. Nips or gtfo.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AN AMERICAN TO VOTE. TAKE PART IN YOUR COUNTRY'S ELECTIONS! DAMMIT DON'T YOU GET IT?

He has trips Karen. He is right.

I don't get why you're nips are not here 'Karen' GTFO

Either you're samefagging or just a super faggot who agrees with a lesser faggot

Sorry Donald wrong board. You might what to try Sup Forums that is where all the nazis and klan hang out. Totally your kind of people. Tits and timestamp please

Great sense of humour there mate.

We all know this is fake as shit we are just trying to have a laugh.

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Karen here. Trump just walked into my office and laughed at your comment and congratulated me on, "coming up with this Sup Forums campaign." He said he wishes you were American.

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he's a faggot Karen. probably from a commie country

Shills. Shills everywhere. Did an user visit you last night at CTR?

Ask Trump why he fired Justin. His social media guy.

Jesus, shill harder

W/e just go vote

Do I make you hard?

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Listen up Karen, we had sex back in New York City at Trump SoHo. I have an STD that was discovered shortly after this night. Call me Karen, and you know damn well who this is as you were only in town for a week. As for your guy? Fuck him and you.

Riiiiight.

Justin was great but he wasn't loyal as I am

at least the kind of men who fullfill their promises

Can he get us some moar pics of his wife's?

Yeah you have herpes

strange because of his brilliant instagram campaign.

Fixed that for ya.

Get a real job that effects real lives user and then all you have to believe in is yourself I learned that 17 years ago in Trump tower as a secretaries secretary and now I make a quarter million a year go figure

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Yes, I know that thanks Karen. Just call me when you can.

But I'm a nuclear physicist? What job do you want me to get Karen?

How would a nuke respond in a vacuum?

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I hope the nuclear radiation radiates your brain and you die

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No Blast
No Thermal Radiation
Larger range of radiation being deadly or as my professor said 'significant'

Karen R. Giorno you are a fucking attention whore. A political advisor who slept with the right people to get to the top. Florida is ashamed of you.

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Cheers user. You too m8.

>implying Donald doesn't have to be told to

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Need more haven't been able to find much. Where is the rest of max photo shoot?

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And I make more than you and have great sex every night also you f'ed up my last name

Do I make you horny?

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> tiny hand bitch

Kekekekasaurus Kex

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I love you Donald you are my greatest ally ever!

I want to believe...

You're so gay lol

Trump has repeatedly stated global warming is a hoax.

The funny thing is our retarded country is the only first world country that denies it and it shows in our news.

> mandatory vaccines

The only mandatory vaccine trump wants to instill is prayer in school.
Whether you're a libcuckertarian or a fat feminist this should help influence your decision.


How about next time you not be such a fucking lazy cunt and Google it huh

Search for the 1995 Melania Knauss with Emma Eriksson.

Donald do you want some honey?

Maximum kek. There is a thousand times more evidence calling it bullshit than there is supporting it. It's been disproven beyond any doubt.

Explain putting individuals from a different cultural background on a registry? Isn't that simply setting yourself up for radicalism when you send the 10 year old Muslim kid back to Afghanistan because you presume his parents have reason to commit treason on no logical evidence?

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Those pesky inconvenient facts right?

I'm sorry for their plight but in the security of the American citizens they have to go.

Try to herp before you derp next time user.

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You were saying user? Oh wait, you didn't actually say anything did you?

I don't even know what the pics are suppose to be a representation of, Global temperatures? Sea levels? What user? Do tell.... They should put a fucking key on those things so people know what your talking about.