I just ate 4 raw eggs for 30 bucks...

i just ate 4 raw eggs for 30 bucks, after doing some reasearch i found out that i have a 23% chance of getting salmonella from the eggs i ate (not pastured)

Am i fucked?

>Am i fucked?
23 times out of a hundred you are

maybe. how freash were the eggs?
also how long ago?

23% per egg, you ate 4. That is a 92% chance. JK though, your probably fine, if you start getting sick see a doctor.

go to a doctor now, don't chance it or you'll die.

23% chance
in each egg.

3 hours ago, the eggs looked fine to me

its almost 3 am where i am
im not gonna go bother some doctor just because i think im sick, ill wait to get the symptoms, then ill call.

danger from eggs is the outside, not the inside you dumbfuck

if you rinsed the eggs beforehand you'll be fine. else enjoy your AIDs

i would go see a docotor as soon as possible before symtoms can even start there is a very high chance you could get very sick OP not enough to die but enough to make you want to die

don't fall asleep because you may die in your sleep or wake up in so much pain you can't move and suffer till death.

Wait did you eat the whole egg like shell and all? if so your probably gonna die go see a doctor ether way

This.

Take a shot or two of hard alcohol (whiskey, vodka, etc.) That could help.

yeah the eggs were peeled, for 40 i would have to eat the shells but fuck that shit

you'll be fine OP.
I know: I'm an egg.

Dont Trust the Egg

28,4% chance you're fine according to my calculations.

YOU CAN GET SALMMELENA FROM RAW EGGS

no shit

Stop being such a bitch. Worse case scenario you get diarrhea and a headache that'll go away in a day or two.

Smamomnelly comes frum da shellz dum dum

Nevermind; 35% chance you're fine.

NO I MEAN CAN YOU? I EAT THEM ALLL THE TIME

Are you retarded of something?

Well, it's not as bad as was saying. You actually have a ~35% chance of being fine. There's only one outcome where you are alright, and that's if all 4 eggs are clean. Egg has 77% chance of being clean, .77^4 is ~.35.

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No, its on the inside of the shells learn to fucking learn

~1\5 eggs. Ate 4 eggs. You're fine.

The way he spelled that "sentence" is retarded

>Only eating 4 eggs
>Not eating 5 dozen
Get on my level.

OOOH REKT

If you say smart things in a dumb way idiots understand you better

nah fam, raw eggs are the food of the gods.

Assuming OP is in a first world nation: not fucked really.

No guys its 23% PER EGG. That means 0.23^4 = 0.27%

You're gonna be OK OP

Ok

25% Chance of being fucked by salmonella
>100% Certified bum and absolute idiot for eating 3 raw eggs

Reminder that chickens don't know how to wipe. There's years of excrement that solidifies and all that nasty shit which will be touching the eggs they shit out. No thanks fam I'd rather get them washed and pasteurized.

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all that shit builds your immune system, friendo.

You got jacked. Just scramble the fuckers you fool. You are very slow and suffer from a limited intellectual capacity.

1/20,000 eggs contain salmonella so you have a 4/20,000 chance or 1/5,000..... so not fucked just dumb

but good thing your friends are even dumber to pay you $30 to imitate Rocky

4 raw peeled eggs for 30 bucks seems like a nice deal.

where have i seen that before? isnt that the girl passed out in the bench?

Op, I did the math. There's a 35% chance that none of the eggs gave you salmonella, meaning that there's a 65% chance you have it (at least one egg gave it to you)

Source: binomial probability
binompdf(4,.23,0) = 0.35153041

Not how statistics works.

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>Eggs
>Salmonella

lol nigger you're fucking retarded salmonella only comes from raw salmon.

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If they are store bought generic eggs they are mechanically sterilized in like a chlorine bath, there are no bad bugs on the shells and its EXTREMELY unlikely you will get sick.

I eat raw eggs every day and I have never gotten sick.

>>just evolve all your pidgeys and you should be fine.

Nigga I did this shit all the time in high school to try to impress kids and make friends. Never got sick even once

Do you even know how probability works you fucking retard?

well 23 trimes 4 is 92 so theres a 92% chance youll die op sorry

take a high school or college stats class

You dipshits. You can eat fresh eggs raw.

Very very few eggs have salmonella. I grew up on an egg farm. I have eaten raw eggs in my morning green smoothies/protein shakes for years.

93% fucking idiot.......

Well, if we're just going off of what OP said, that the eggs he ate had 23% chances each, then his non-fucked-up probability is around 35%. But tell us, Farmer John, what is the real probability of an egg being disease infested?

No.

This is why I hate statistics, it's all word games.

If you needed to get sick from ALL 4 eggs, you'd be right.

But since the egg eating isn't INDEPENDENT since it only takes one egg, the odds are

.23 * 4 = .92 = 92%

But even then, I don't think the 23% number is accurate.

you need to explain your position.

Why do you think this example has a binomial distribution?

Your words tell me you know things. Your math tells me you don't.
Each eaten egg is one of four independent trials, each with a probability of 23% to contain the disease. We use a binomial distribution here because the outcome is either success or failure (success being OP gets the disease, failure being he doesn't.)

So we want the exact probability that zero eggs gave him this disease. Then we can calculate the opposite of that, the probability that at least one egg had it and now OP has it too.

So
*Exact* binomial distribution =
binompdf (n, p, x)
Where n = # of trials (4),
p = probability per trial (.23),
and x = number of successes.

We want zero successes, as in we want zero eggs to have had the disease. So x = 0.

Binompdf (4, .23, 0) = 0.35153041

Put this into a graphing calculator and you'll get the sams answer.

1. The probability that OP gave us is unchanged for each egg (.23 per egg)
2. We are assuming each egg is independent from one another (hopefully you understand that)
3. There are only two possible outcomes: success or failure (success = the egg has it, failure = the egg doesn't have it)

And then we get the probability of OP having it.

I took a stats class.

so did more than half my college, doesn't mean they're smart.

Sorry what

RIP OP

>being from some shit hole country where there is a chance of getting salmonella

lol

% chance

no you fucking moron

>>if you ate 4 raw eggs you have a 23% chance of being a salmonella
>>if you ate 4 of the salmonella, you would then have 23 eggs with a %

Sorry user you are kill. fill out will

>cihys?

>23% chance of being a salmonella
>eating 4 of the salmonella
>eggs with a %
Nigger im less concerned about your math than i am about your english

I went swimming in some bad warm water and got it all up in my nose and really scared i may have contracted brain eating amoebas
I looked up the symptoms and I'm having a lot of them

BUT you do still have a 77% chance of NOT getting salmonella.

rip in piss

Only if he ate one egg nigger
He ate 4

Are you a Republican? YYou sound like one.

I ate raw eggs all the time as a kid. You'll be fine.

No, read the thread and it's contents. There is a 23% chance PER EGG. He ate four of them.

>4 eggs
>23% each
Its probably about an 80-90% chance you got salmonella

Are you all just retarded pussy's? A raw egg won't hurt anybody.

ur fucked Sup Forumsro

Even if you do have it you'll be fine. Just seek medical attention if you start to feel sick.

65% actually

Stupid nigger you arent rocky. Its a lot better if its just one ingredient. Thats why its fine to eat a little bit of raw cake batter and cookie dough. Eggs are just part of it, there isnt a lot of it. Are you eating straight raw eggs or are they in a shake or something?

Where are you from? The eggs quality is a pretty big factor too I guess.

Nice J cash there

>get salmonella
>tell egg company
>they issue recall
>sue egg company for giving you salmonella
>???????????
>Profit

im waiting till here about Ops death

"MAN EATS RAW EGGS AND DIES"

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You should be pussy ass bitch

There's no point in pasteurizing them if you cook or boil them thoroughly.

I like your glasses

77% chance of not getting salmonella, by eating four, you've quadrupled the odds of not getting it.

Leave it to the US education system to forget the fundamentals of probability