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Why can't /heem/ be consistent?
>Bisbong wins calls out Henderson
>He din do nuffin! Its a good match! He aint duckin Weidman/ Souza!

>Woodley wins
>He's duckin Wonderboy!!

White boys still MAD as fuck

asshole

Why dont white people ever look like this? Do their genetics just suck? Im genuinley curious

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anyone save a video of joe yelling about MMA ACTION

lol blacks pretending that they ever supported Tyron

A year ago today, would you guys have guessed that these would be the current champions?:

>Women's Strawweight: Joanna Jedrzejczyk
>Women's Bantamweight: Amanda Nunes
>Flyweight: Demetrius Johnson
>Bantamweight: Dominick Cruz
>Featherweight: Conor McGregor
>Lightweight: Eddie Alvarez
>Welterweight: Tyron Woodley
>Middleweight: Left-Hook Larry
>Light Heavyweight: Daniel Cormier
>Heavyweight: Stipe Miocic

So the real question of the day.

Who would win, Tyron woodley or 20 otters pulling guard?

suck a dick bud

>yfw Hendo heems Bisbong 4 da strap

I would have gotten DJ and JJ right

literally no one else

Nate got robbed against Maynard, clearly won rounds 1 and 3

fuck man at this rate nobody would even be surprised

it's honestly fucking ridiculous how often champs are being beaten this year

is that five now?

can you stop making these shit threads, thanks

ELITE LEVEL
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BLACKSPLOSIVE
IN THE DIVISION
MIKE

some do, but seriously black guysjust seem to be more ripped when they work out

even when they don't sometimes

imagine actually caring about the op

7 title changes

shut the fuck up

sometimes a white guy can look ripped like that

Yeah 7 total, I think 5 or 6 happened in round 1

imagine you went online

and you were like

oh boy I can't wait to read the OP lmao hahaha

"I want to read the OP"

lmaooo

for a champ Woodley has a spotty record, beaten by Jake Shields, dominated by Rory, brutalized by Nate Marquardt

It's wild.

Seven times lol. How many years have passed without a single title change I wonder?

Since when did a black guy being champ draw such ire? This sport was dominated by Brazillians at one point ffs.

Styles make fights

Robbie's always been one to get hit, usually he'd respond by biting down and coming forward which worked until he was blacksploded

why is everyone talking about the fact that Tyrion is black?

did I miss something

>Not guessing cruz

casual desu

he will get dominated by rory again, and we might get rory vs robbie 2

gud shit

I always Dominick Cruz was the champ. Eddie Alvarez im not surprised even though i thought RDA would most likely win. Tyron i'm not surprised considering the match with Condit and brutal knockout against Koschek. Demetrious Johnson and Joana no big opinion. DC is better than Jones and lost due to never being ain a 5 round war before. Conor McGregor and Bisbing both won by luck and aren't real champions. Stipe is only champion because Cain was injured so long and Cain only lost to Fabricio because he didnt train at sea level.

The only spotty loss is Marquardt and he was eating steroids for breakfast.

Honestly think it's 2 or 3 memers just forcing that /heem/ is mad because someone black won.

Felt like Sup Forums was invited here yesterday

>and we might get rory vs robbie 2

don't touch me you filthy casual

So what happens if Woodley gets USADA'd. Do they just throw the match out and give the belt back to Lawler?

yeah, good boy tyrone was 110% clean

the fuck are you on about

Lawler/Wonderboy for the belt

*I always knew

This is the face of the """"champion"""" btw after a """""win""""" over Silva

they have already fought twice you filthy casual scum

Ever noticed that despite all the people getting caught juicing, no undisputed champ did so far?

It's just odd, not saying they have some special clause that protects champs from drug busts, just saying it's odd.

It would be #3 you dense bloke

Yeah really. It would be overturned to a no contest and I guess Lawler would fight Wonderboy for the belt. Would be weird and now I kind of want it to happen lol

Who else has no problem with Woodley? He seems like a fairly well-adjusted, generic slab of meat who will be in a couple spicy 1-round bangers before he gets UDd by somebody who can counter his explosiveness.

>visible damage tells the story of who won a fight

I remember a time when people would actually put effort into bait

Which one of these guys looks like he was born in a test tube?

Fun Fact: Tyron's physique has not changed since USADA.

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Welterweight tourney. Throw Condit, Wonderboy, Magny, Maia, Gastelum and Lawler into a blender and see who comes out on top.

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When rampage beat chuck was the biggest meltdown of white vs black rhetoric ever. It will never be as bad as it was then.

It would be like Krazy Horse beat GSP. The amount of racial epithets and slurs going on and general butt pain. It was crazy.

There is no need to be upset Luke/Weidman/which ever irrelevant bum you are.

by UDd you mean USADA'D right

>comes home after a long trip
>watch 201
>that KO

Fucking one hit KO's, Woodley doing his stupid stance where his only weapon is that right hand. Wondermeme better blitz his ass to bits.

Is Lawler even white?
I have no idea what he is.

Who's whiter (and by that I mean more behaved, articulate, and civilized): Rashad or Tyron?

Also someone please post the tyron gif of him chimping against the cage.

Delet this.

Cruz hadnt fought in years. He hadnt had back to back fights in years. I would have never guess cruz the fox sports analyst could hold on long enough to keep a belt after all those injuries.

It's always a possibility. Anybody who watches any pro sports and doesn't think at least 80% of the athletes are on something is deluding themselves.

he's asian nigger AKA filipino

>All in one night
>From the prelims to main card it's just the welterweight tournament
>main event is the two finalists

Literal GOAT card desu

because american flags on /heem/ are 75 percent butthurt hillbillys who hate black people

like his chin?

He's Philipino. Whites beat Blacks, Blacks beat Asians, Asians beat whites and so the circle continues.

haha very funny prick

im really disappointing that all the butt pain is distracting from how /heem/s favorite girl lost. she got rekt and nobody cares so making fun of her isnt even satisfying

Just like Mark Hunt and lesnar r-right?

One night tournaments are flawed, the one with the least amount of injuries and the most cardio wins. Not the best fighter

>tfw i could be the WW champ if i wanted

Woodley wants to fight Nick Diaz

>implying fighting congruently isn't a skill

She looked better than ever. Just shouldn't have went for that takedown in the second and got chewed up in the clinch for so long.

Nick better not be out of shape.

>whites beat blacks

>favorite girl
I'm no fan of jake shields ghetto edition

step to me

Give them a few months to prepare, it's the fight game bruh you gotta be ready for this shit.

It is what it is

he's one of the few that never passed the eye test that still hasn't popped

Barboza is next, T-Wood after that.

american flags on /heem/ are 90% blacks dude

asians don't beat whites lol what are you talking about

it will be overturned once Brock is given his suspension, just like Anderson vs Diaz dude

What is the most annoying tagword of all time and why is it /heem/?

because blacks were bred like cattle when they came over here as slaves

if you notice, american blacks tend to be a LOT more jacked than 100% african blacks

>sweden
>white

choose one

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But she won on friday tho

I agree, Rose literally outstruck KK in the first round. She looked great and likely underestimated KK's clinch. But Joanna won't.

male strawweights in the UFC when

>Black Americans
>Post a Jamacian

So when will Woodley vs Wonderboii happens? I say 206

it was obviously the emotional trauma of a bad breakup with Pat because she cheated on him with another fighter

>/heem/s favorite girl lost
No girl lost yesterday. What are you talking about?

The jig is up. He definitely pissed hot.

Could be 205 since Wonderboy has NY connections

I think woodley could finish him

diaz would beat woodley hands down

better boxing, he's a little bit younger, for sure better submissions

there's a reason woodley, who weighs in at 205 on fight night doesn't move up to MW

knowing they are on and getting them to test positive are two different things
It's like how long it took to catch brock lesnar or lombard

USADA is racist. A black man, A BLACK MAN can't have a literal tiniestimperfection before being crucified by the white devil media. Homosexuality is a sin. How long must we suffer.

Crazy theory, what if Woodley is worried that his in competition tests come back positive, and is trying to get a quick money fight at 202 against Nick before getting caught and suspended?

>people unironically want Woodley to fight a guy who had as a last win a fat lightweight
I swear Diaz fans are like a cult, because they smoke pot fellow potheads think they're sticking it to the man and fighting the system.

Like the brothers, but the fanbase is 100% cancer.

makes sense he just wants to do movies anyway

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