You're on death row. Your time is up

You're on death row. Your time is up.

What's your last meal?
>and why?

I'll start, I would eat 37 raw eggs in a row. Because I want my kids to remember what a faggot I am

they'd remember anyway

Pussy

I'd start off with a light caesar salad then move on to a 30 oz T-bone with one half medium rare and the other half seared to perfection. I would wish to comsume all of this in front of starving african children so I can watch them cry out in hunger and laugh.

>glass a milk
>glass of oj
>same time

why do people do this

A head and a liver.

A bowl of eggs of course.

Mera mera no mi

it goes surprisingly well together

>2016, not knowing why certain drinks pair with certain foods

activated almonds, and a cheeky milkybar, sausage and ketamine combo.

a h-head????

an icewich
just like mum used to make

what did your milkybar do that was so cheeky tyler?

acid and alkaline, cancel eachother out.
no different from having breakfast cereals and a glass of oj in the morning.

A large bag of this from Sam's Club. Actually, two; if they have it, I want this AND the toffee-flavored one.

The executioner

German pancakes with fresh peaches, fresh cream, butter, and a coconut syrup. and a glass of ice cold milk.

Shark nuggets
Swordfish, grilled
Marlin, blackened grilled
Tuna steaks, steamed with rice

i'd eat a SHITLOAD of high mercury fish because fish is the most god damn delicious thing on the planet and i'm dyin, mate

SOoooooo what makes something a GERMAN pancake exactly?

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its ruined

ew

About to die anyway, so no need to worry about my diet.

It's really a dutch dish, but most commonly known as a german pancake. My family knows it as Dutch Babies, as it coincides with the dutch ferrytale hanzel and greddle

you will not enjoy that, nobody wants to die of food sweats

Since I won't be able to get drugs and probably not alcohol either, and definitely not a pair of hookers, I'd end up settling for as many energy drinks as I can possibly consume in one sitting and a pack of my favorite cigarettes.

I do. Fuck being executed like everyone else by some dick working for the government.

kek

jesus christ, look at that thing. it would be like eating an abortion

sausage crepes, with sour creme on top, my favorite meal

For desert.

I'd just have to remove the pickles though. They ruin the taste of burgers; I honestly don't know who thought it was a good idea to put them there.

i dont know who thought pickles were ever a good idea to begin with in the first place, ever

pickles are literally decomposed cucumbers

who the fuck eats decomposed anything

i mostly agree but i used to leave them on white castle sliders

yeah, fuck cheese and beer

Godless communists, that's who.

isn't anyone who is a meat eater technically always eating decomposing food?

people who didn't have refrigeration

no, you see, we invented these things called refrigerators

An impossibly large bowl of chicken alfredo. The pasta needs to be ziti, rotini, or elbows.

literally just googled "decomposing"

>Bodies of living organisms begin to decompose shortly after death.

checkmate.

i thought pickles were cucumbers that were just sitting in a jar of vinegar?

Lotteria serves good food.

Just a Ho-Ho. The ones made by hostess. Take me back to my childhood when my mom would buy some and every night we would have a couple. Back before she died of pneumonia. Those were the good days...

MODS!!!

Pickles are pickled cucumbers. Pickling is a method of preserving food, not decomposing it

Get your facts straight faggot

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Liquid courage. Full bottle of Scotch

A 21900 course meal, each new 3 course portion served within a 16 hour period with 8 hours of down time in between each 3 courses.
That should be 60 years worth of food.

>shortly after

yeah. thats why we put it in the fridge...before that starts to happen.

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i want nothing just get it over with, fuck this place

Ill have what Johns having.

Pickles will never decompose. I"m not even sure why some would have an expiration date. Pickles are good for thousands of years.

...Anyone thinking about that last meal club in king of the hill

Why, user? I just want to go home.

So, not even if you're going to get your favorite meal first? What is wrong with you? You don't like food at all?

seafood salad
and I'd tell 'em to give me a full bowl not some gourmet shit.

Cheap Chinese food because it takes you closer to god

look i don't even want to argue about this. i'm just saying isn't it still technically decomposing RIGHT after it dies?

like throwing it in the refrigerator is slowing that process down, but that process is still happening. It just hasn't completely turned purified/rotten yet

wasn't til just now lol thanks!

>raw cookie dough
I hope you get salmonella

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The fuck's in the middle?!

You can't get salmonella from raw cookie dough, that's a lie created to make life more unhappy.
Eat raw cookie dough user, it's stuff of the gods.

yo so basically you just want life in prison eating jail food? that's weak af

no, not right after it dies. your brain, the first thing to start, is good for like 45 seconds.

Better than dying. Gives me time to plot an escape.

you just made me realize, i want my last meal to be a HUMAN BRAIN

I think I am going to watch it now...and cook a big meal...and be a fat kid tonight...I have steak in the freezer and shrimp in the fridge, with scotch in the bar...

2 pieces of fried chicken, fried okra, half a rack of ribs, and a cherry Dr Pepper

Blueberry piecake.

If you mean the burger, I believe it's fried chicken in some kind of sauce.

Vegans don't use eggs. Are you a vegan, user?!

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU AFTER THIS MEAL

No I just don't give a shit about raw eggs I'm still eating raw cookie dough until I go in the ground.

What's a piecake?! Fucking muricans gotta have cake with pie. As if fruit pie isn't sweet enough

JESUS, MY MOM JUST WALKED BY

Ass. Because yes.

Pie

Sperm

This with 10 pints of lager

oh and what are you german? we already saw what you krauts did to pancakes

But why?

I'd take a Magianos deep dish pizza, Chicago style with extra sauce. Then a Philly cheesestake with all the meats and extra onion and some thousand island dressing w/ ketchup and mustarf, making my own sauce. And the lastly a new York ruben with tongue on rye and Russian dressing. For my last drink, a gallon of whole milk. Hopefully the calories and literally weight from the meat and food with cause a Corinary heart attack before I get the chair. Gg bitches

Something I could kill the staff with.

Maybe poisonous eel?

No.. Asian. We love our fried rats here.

okay i would drink gasoline. SeRIOUSLY

don't knock it until you try it people

It has many critically important parts made of flimsy plastic.

>executioners face when he brings you a donkey

What was it fam? I just got back from the store.

Peanut butter and eggs

>I'm allergic, peace out bitches

I would die happy.

The executioner

dude leave your staff out of this

Steak, and then I'd try to outsmart the staff to bring me a knife.

Yohoho~

I'm sorry I thought this was America

You don't say..

>some prisoner ordered a huge meal that was difficult to make and time consuming
>didnt eat any of it
>prison officials got so buttmad they revoked all future last meals
>hfw prisoner LITERALLY got the last laugh