Got an engineering degree from top school

>Got an engineering degree from top school
>Looking for jobs
>No jobs
>What do?

You need to start a business. Doesn't have to be necessarily related to your degree, just something to get can flowing

If you're that much of a retard you can't get through an interview you deserve to starve.

Sell drugs or beg

Sure cause someone who can't turn an engineering degree into employment would certainly be able to run a business.

Have you tried sucking dick?

Look for a drug dealer. Someone that sells crack or anything illegal. In the middle of the night ask black people if they sell drugs and that I wanna work in a drug business. Jobs don't hire hobos crime does.

There's really only two options for millennials in today's society

A: make your own company
B: Get some shit job for shit pay and make

Keep telling yourself that loser

I've been considering it.
I'm an excellent interviewer.
This.

And and excellent interviewee

If you were an excellent interviewee you'd have a job. You're just a pathetic loser.

This. The world owes you nothing get over yourself. It's your ego that's keeping you from getting a job.

Go to africa or dubai, tons of job opportunities in terms of engineering the later having no job tax because its "haram".

>lots of college 20something shitheads with degrees
>no positions for them to fill

Surely the solution is to raise taxes to pay for more schooling. #imwithher

oh nd if you think "who would hire me in africa" my nigga anyone with a proper degree is welcome especially
if the owner of said business isnt from africa himself

You picked the wrong degree

NO PUSSY

nigga there are engineering jobs all over LA
move your ass if need be, stop being a pussy

>move to Japan
>create more sexbots
>profit

Did you get do an internship or Co-op while you were in school? If not, I'm not surprised you are still looking.

>tfw can't even get an interview

pay is terrible in japan
it's hell and expensive
you're obviously a loser hoping

and you're just realizing this? the only way for more jobs to open up for the younger generation is to somehow force all these useless old fuckers to retire, or quit. (baby boomers?) a good portion of the people i work with are at least over 50 with still no ambition to stop working. im sick of working with old people, they are stupid and stuck in another time, and also they expect us young people to do all the work because "they put their time in"...fuck off and quit already useless old fucks

Japan doesn't pay engineers shit. They have a surplus of smart people who are competing for the same jobs. Not to mention 80 hour work weeks.

I got an Engineering degree from a decent school
>looking for jobs
>no jobs

You're not alone man, The "STEM shortage" is a fucking meme.

You're not going to get any help here though, Just faggots who never tried telling you to kill yourself.

Isn't an engineering degree one of the best you can get when it comes to starting a career after college?

That's the meme.

If you've got 4-5 years of experience there are tons of jobs. If you've got no experience, you had better have a good connection to get you that first job, or you can go get fucked.

not even close
mba is best all around

>mba

kek

Yes. OP is that retarded and can't find a job with one. I've held an engineering internship for 2.5 years now with full time employment waiting when I finish. It's not that hard to get a position somewhere with an engineering degree

making 400K easy
so i guess it panned out

You're joking right? An MBA can help upward mobility once you are already in the job slugging your way up the ladder but getting that job? No, I'm afraid not.

>no engineering jobs
You're just retarded.

Lol no. Business degrees are a joke and have no real way of innovating or furthering science and technology. They literally suck companies dry and at best are used for bullshitting on resumes.

What is this "top school?"

>Go to japan for job
>Go to interview dressed like pic
>Get murdered by yakuza for looking like a retarded weeaboo

...

obviously that's the path i took
making money is easier than the tech sector
stem nerds deserve to be broke
so smart yet can't make money
you cannot neglect your financial life
no matter how ideological or full of ego you are

be better in every aspect
plus money buys hos and coke

This sounds like an excuse a loser uses to try to convince people she's not a loser. Problem is that everyone sees through it and knows the loser is a loser.

OP is probably a retard, even my 2.1 GPA engineering major classmates found $60k jobs after college. Jealous af

I'm in SoCal

What field?

yea socal has jobs

Ask Obama and/or the Democrats. They claim every thing is better.

>NEET calling people losers on the internet

kek

60k in SoCal is like minimum wage in the rest of the country

Not even British.

Man you guys are all jews I swear

LA has been adding tons of job since 2010........, Most of the people I went to school with go jobs within a six month period after graduation....

Agreed

You write like a highschool dropout. I doubt you even have a job.

I know, but it's entry level, probably comparative to other areas

How can you say that ? I'm not OP but I believe you're the same type of jerk that mocks people when they work at McDonald or something. There is nothing egotistic in not finding a job which suits our expectations in money, pleasure, ...
You've been probably taught wrong by muh capitalism because you get a well paying job which suits you, some people can't and it's not their fault, there is not enough suitable jobs for everyone, not everyone can be (even relatively) rich.

>no jobs
there are always jobs. if you're unemployed for more than 6 months, just kill yourself because you're obviously useless.

Many bosses write like that when they don't have to write so much in their every day work. Don't believe bosses are the top notch employee of the company, they're often the stupidest.

look at jobs in other cities.
if you cant find a job in your field in the US then you aren't trying hard enough

>You're not going to get any help here though, Just faggots who never tried telling you to kill yourself.

>just kill yourself because you're obviously useless.

told you.

LA, loads of aerospace companies. Yeah LA is not for everyone, but valencia theres a boatload of big machine shops dieing for degreed engineers. Me and a friend started out as cnc operators they found out he was going to De Vry and they were so starved for "engineering" they let him go to his "college" on work time.

Plus theres Lockheed and Northrop out here

>if you cant find a job in your field in the US then you aren't trying hard enough

lazy fucking millenials, amiright?

Don't worry man. I was in the same boat. Took 6 months to find a temp position doing drafting work. But after that I had enough experience to get a salary job. Just keep looking.
I also spent some money on Monster . com to have them send my resume to recruiters all over the country. That worked for me. It might work for you too. Good luck

find a company in your field where you can be an intern and work your way into the company when a position opens up... if you gotta pay the bills just find anything to get by on while you intern

jesus my pharmaceutical alone just hired 5 new grads this year who don't know shit and don't know how to behave in a fortune 500. you must suck at getting hired.

>no
>jobs

There are jobs, you just aren't being hired for them. here's one for you too: kill yourself.

>I also spent some money on Monster . com to have them send my resume to recruiters all over the country. That worked for me. It might work for you too. Good luck

not OP, but thanks for the tip

begers can't be choosers you homeless fuck
at least give something back to society

the official line is right where it was from '95 to '08

Why so hostile? Hard night working the drive through?

I'm so sick of old people holding on to jobs because they have no other meaning in life. Fucking quit ruining the world and let us take over. They're a bunch of dusty dried up cunts

Also try usajobs.gov they have a boatload of QA specialist type jobs many at entry level. If nothing else, take one of these jobs until you get another. It always looks good to have Gov't on the resume

>if you gotta pay the bills just find anything to get by on while you intern

OPs a STEM grad, 100% guaranteed hes prick

State of Oklahoma is hiring engineers.

Just google "Oklahoma state job listings"
The website has jobaps in the url

old people are whats wrong with this country
just fucking die already. your time is over.

because the official stats are totally counted the same way as they were in 95' and the government doesn't change thier methods to make things look better than they are.

The shadowstats line uses the same method for all years (the method used in the mid-80s if i recall correctly.)

Doesnt matter, even if you break even, then keep putting in for other jobs

Either you're lying about your school or you're one of those lazy engineers with a bad GPA + no experience.

I attend a top 10 engineering school and we have multiple job fairs a year, primarily focusing on engineering students. Just about everyone is offered a job upon graduation, though it may not be very enticing if you aren't competitive. I know plenty of individuals that have gotten an internship after their first year (myself included).

Top engineering schools also have very strong alumni networks and agreements with companies to hire solely from there, which is why I'm doubtful your school is a top one.

They lost their retirement in the 2008 crash and now they cant afford to retire. I can't really blame them, I sure they would have liked to retire, but it's really fucking over people my age who are trying to start families.

Lets vote in Hillary so the bankers can do it all again in a few years.

Hahaha

Faggot not smart enough for a STEM degree detected

I'm a traction power engineer. Fast food was good on the way home from work, though.

i work for a big pharma manufacturing/r&d company too.

we had an engineer get fired last week. he went off his aspergers meds and went full autismo. he quit doing his work and just started wondering around the the office areas of the plant and harassed some female employees. then he just started dialing the emergency phone over and over again.

EHS/Security escorted him off the campus

he comes back the next day and starts demanding to see a girl that works in quality control.

pretty much anyone that gets fired then tries to come back in gets the cops called on them. they came and took him away while security kept him cornered in the lobby. he hasnt been back yet.

i can't tell you where i work OP, but there is an engineering job open in the US

>Bury yourself in debt to get a degree, all because chaim teacherberg told you you'd be working at McDonalds your whole life if you didn't spend money you don't have to buy a degree at an incredibly inflated price
>can't get a job in your field, because college graduates are a dime a dozen
>refuse to get one of the many jobs that don't require a degree, because your college degree you overpaid for puts you above manual labor
Such is life, for collegecucks.

Depends on your results, your lack of privilege, or the fact that the top school is from another country. You might not find a job.

>>No jobs
>>What do?
buy an ounce of coke for $1000
turn into 30 grams of crack
sell for $10 per 1/10th gram and now you have $3000

Yeah but we got the knowledge while you are laughing at collegecucks.

Wah, someday you will be that "old" guy, so don't blame the old workers for your misfortune. Young workers have trouble coming to work ontime, complain about overtime and can't last one minute without checking their "email or text"

Good job and still feel the need to come and shit all over new grads trying to catch a break?

You must be a swell person with lots of friends.

I worked at a bank for a while and saw all of their accounts. They aren't broke and they all get SS and other gov bullshit and they're just double dipping by working. They had great markets their whole life until 2008 so the money is there. They are just too egotistical to retire. They think the world will stop spinning if they aren't there to fuck it up

Are we not talking about U.S. institutions in this thread?

Lack of privilege? What the hell are you talking about? Getting a job out of college comes down to hard work, not privilege. You bust your ass in school to be competitive in the work force. If an individual is too lazy to compete academically or socially, then there is nothing to be done.

Really depends on alot of factors, just cause some autist from an ivy league school got an engineering degree doesn't mean hell get a job

>I'm superior because I didn't even try

tell me a good paying job I can get without a college degree and i'll apply for one first thing in the morning. I'm dead ass serious

>Knowledge
HAHAHAHAHA!!! What fucking knowledge? Leftist indoctrination is knowledge now? All that fucking knowledge and yet you can't figure out where you went wrong borrowing tens of thousands of dollars that you can't pay back.

Oh don't worry, nobody talks about it but if you're a muhammed or some indian name with a degree, you're not going to get hired that easily. Don't believe everything is all idealistic and shit, discrimination is still on.
check u privlig white boi

Just get a CDL or a series 7.

Trade school makes excellent money considering the fact that it's paid for.
>Is it glamorous?
No.
>Will you feed yourself and your children?
Yes.

We're talking about people who got Engineering degrees.

take your alt-right cancer back to

>They lost their retirement in the 2008 crash
no one just "lost" their retirement fund... you pay into social security when you have a job and you are saying that in 2008 everyone's social security just disappeared? i dont think so

you can be an operator at any chemical/pharmaceutical plant. 60k starting.

>I jumped off a bridge because my kike teachers told me to
>This makes me superior to my peers that saw past the shilling and didn't jump

Truck driving and welding come to mind. Though both do involve some type of schooling prior to being hired.

Not interested in it. But yeah, those subjects aren't my forte, either.

Social work yayyyy... Said no one ever.