Should I travel to Brasil for the zikalympics? Tickets are pretty cheap (around $30 max per session)

Should I travel to Brasil for the zikalympics? Tickets are pretty cheap (around $30 max per session)

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lol those idiots probably threw their toilet paper into the toilet

don't they know? there are designated shitting bins to put the paper in

Thinking of the poor bastard who gets beat up at school by bullies and thrown into one of those bins.

Nobody told fucking Amerilards to flush it? Jesus, savage country.

Come to think about it, they're probably too thick to figure it out themselves. It's on hues on not doing some American friendly advertising beforehand so they know what to do, something like 'I'm flushin' it' or 'Just flush it'.

Don't get mad at us, we're not the ones that invaded and took over your country.

Who took the monster shit? These olympians are savage as fuck

it's indian kid being christianed

Well, most of the swimmers need to eat more than 3,000 calories a day so...

wew

I kekked hard.

>not shitting in your designated shitting bin

>It's now considered normal to posts pics of your shits on the internet

thanks I guess

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Why the fuck do the Olympics keep going to these poor as fuck corrupted Countries that pocket the money instead of using them for their countries economy?

Way more than 3k. I think Phelps was eating over 10k

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Cyclists do 5k+, but usually on multi-stage days.

what is that? Heroin or Cocaine?

How do you even eat that much? I guess he really was blazing up

>420

Isn't heroin meant to be brown or something?

Top strongmen eat around that much, Phelps might have got near that on really intense training days but I don't know.

Nah, heroin powder is white. That looks like charlie though, but I could be wrong
People have died snorting heroin that they thought was marching powder

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it could be baby powder. I wouldn't buy shit if i were a junkie, it's easy to fool gringos. It's even funny to do so and brag about it with friends after reading in the local newspaper "Tourist dies from drugging himself with rat poison"

>poland

You come from burgerland, you should be used to people eating 4k in one meal
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>pocket the money instead of using them for their countries economy?

there's the answer. the more construction that needs to be done the more can be skimmed. corrupt shit holes like brazil are dream locations for the IOC.

>literally killing a profitable revenue stream in tourism

It's really no wonder why S. America is dying

Because everyone skims a bit and pockets a shitload. It costs $800m to build a stadium in usa where people actually have to be paid real wages. No way its that close in a third world shithole

The Olympics are ripe for a Sup Forums-tier happening.

>go to Cancun
>get cheap as fuck drugs, sometimes from the source
>go to South America
>get killed by shady dealers and their shit drugs

over/under number of athletes killed: 5

You are funny guy Poland

If you want do die sure

looks like a job for Polan the Plumber

Do you have anything to live for? If no, then why not.

m8 everyone has seen pulp fiction. when that dumb bitch uma thinks its coke and almost dies

>should we spend some of the billions upgrading a small portion of the city's sewage so people dont have to put shit in bins?

nah senpai just pocket the money

the olympics are a joke

>not checking wheredoiputthepaper.com/

POO IN BIN

Perfect deption of what Sup Forums has become

>de dookie in de bein yes de dookie in de bin
>instead of flush down we put de dookie in de bin
>morning noon and night
>de shit-smell she alright
>instead of flush down we put de dookie in de bin
>*POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*
>(break it on down)
>*POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*
>2 de booty-hole sound

Chalk powder

Semiprecious

$1 billion. $1 billion at least and there's still plenty of skimming being done but it's by owners who pay no taxes while taxpayers foot the construction bill.

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