An autistic Sup Forumsro is getting laid and he needs help!

An autistic Sup Forumsro is getting laid and he needs help!

My dick can't get hard when I'm on alcohol but I need alcohol for the anxiety... Is Viagra a solution for a drunk fatty?

you need diet and exercise before you even have to worry about that user

fuckin' rekt.

Worry about what getting laid? I will get laid but I might fail on the late part, I'm not a land whale just a chubby fuck with alcohol issues

it helps, but it wont work miracles. i get some pretty weird side-effects like light head and my vision is like someone fiddle fucking with the contrast.

Cialis has fewer side-effects but is less acute and lasts longer.

this.

i was nervous as fuck my first time getting laid after like 2 years of nothing. i popped 10mg cialis and dick getting hard was no issue for next 3 days. Taking an erection drug isn't going to just automatically give you a boner, you have to be aroused for that to happen, but it sure helps. anxiety constricts blood flow to your dick, ED drugs improve it. you are going to need to be comfortable enough to atleast get chubbing (lel u are already chubbin 24/7 arent u fatty) on your own, after that it pretty much takes over.

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Yeah viagra makes the blood thinner and so does alchol. But is it true that some people have died because of the mixture?

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I can be aroused as a fucking windrammer on speed, while a niggras sucking my balls but it won't get hard.. I will be pissed dru k and anxiety is no issue.

Viagra and alcohol dull eachother's effects to some degree
>take 5 Viagra tablets and drink twice as much for the full effect of both

>Xanax
>Get laid
>kill you're self

Take confidence that shit man, smoke some weed with her instead of alcohol before you do, doesn't affect your wizards staff and that shit always makes me hornier than alcohol anyway.

Pissed drunk (10+ beers) I can't get hard worth shit, and usually just end up eating pussy and falling asleep frusterated but knowing i had it coming. my best sex is usually on about 4-5 light beers. combination piss hard/no fucks given.

or, ya know, sober

Fake confidence*
Or try blow, some people say it gives them coke dick but nobody I know has had an issue with it. Good thing is even if it's going shite you'll still feel like a fucking stud anyway

Wow, you really are austic aren't you?

Yes, you can die from the mixture. But it's not common. There would be a lot of dead suburban 50-somethings on top of their wives if this was the case. Keep it under 20mg and seriously if you gotta drink keep it to just enough to get a slight buzz. I wouldnt recommend it tho

More like 10 beer and 35cl whiskey. Yes but the anxiety prevent me to even talk to the opposite gender.. how do I fix that? Help me fam

you fat fuck. start weight training with an hour of cardio a day. lift 5 days a week use this for a start. building-muscle101.com/5_dayworkout.html more muscle gains = more fat burned. get to work and get pussy. boom bap a lil creatine here and there and bang ur an alpha

Well I have them asburgers and bees in a polarity. But i'm mostly anxious and depressed like a bay inside a micheal

lose some weight and quit the drinking to fix your anxiety? shit nig maybe you need 10mg of valium not cialis lmao

just smoke weed

>Hour of cardio a day
Wait to waste some fucking gains there, wow.
Also the most ridiculous thing to suggest to someone who doesn't exercise enough to start by doing an hour of cardio everyday and weights.
Great bait you made me bite. Phag.

Also if you have smoked weed before OP and like it I'd suggest going with the other two guys. As long as it mellows you out and gets you talking to her easier. Plus who doesn't fuck when they're high?

well depending on how much dedication you have lol. i was at 245lbs 5'10 2 years ago. giant gloob. i'm 187 now max bench 315 so it's not that bad

That idea that have definitely hit me, but I've only succeeded in getting laid 6 times (as in an actual miracle boner). But I have to act to get this gal. She likes it rough to the extreme, like bdsm, rape roleplay(?) etc. Would I not be to mellow to do the acting while blazed out?

The weights is good but an hour of cardio most people would just be tiring themselves out too much and not allowing recovery. Body would be fucked. Would hurt gains. Not to mention motivation problems. Especially a newbie.
HIIT is the way forward, less time and energy spent exercising more weight lost quicker. Could do twice a week for 20 minutes and be sorted.
On a side note though good job on the weight loss and the stats, keep up the good work man.

Not sure, it normally doesn't effect my sex per se just how much I want it and how it feels. I'm into rough and BDSM stuff like choking with ties and biting but I still have the same roughness and attitude towards it.
May depend if you're into that stuff as well already?

>>kill you're self

kill you are self?

Also is that 6 times altogether or 6 different girls? If it's 6 times then just think about how you managed it those times, if it's 6 girls then don't fucking worry about anything haha

I meant in general (6 times all on alcohol). Never done it on weed. Jerking on the green feels amazing so I have no doubt it would also feel amazing.
Yeah I'm a true sadist, but as I said I've never had sex on weed and I've only done with 1 who likes bdsm and that shit. So I'm new on these two fields

3 girls the rest is with a bff(?)

If you're not comfortable with the idea then I would have suggested against weed...
But since you're already into the idea of rough sex and you would just be drinking alcohol for the same purpose otherwise so if you've smoked before then just go for it man.

Get chewable cialis from any med site usually comes from India. They'll give you free Viagra. The thing with Viagra is you have to drink tons of water or you'll get leg cramps from the blood flow redirection. The chewable cialis works good, take it well before you fuck 30-60mins or so, no bad side effects and you'll always respond with a hard on even drunk and high. Good luck bro.