I hate not being Jon Hamm. I hate not having a gigantic dick

I hate not being Jon Hamm. I hate not having a gigantic dick.

youtu.be/UUI9nliQmvc

Shame about his shit acting

>that pity award at the end of Mad Men

lol

Dead career. Do you think he hates JDM for cucking him out of Negan?

Why doesn't he just wear underwear like everyone else? What's his fucking problem?

God, he's such a faggot and nothingike Don Draper. A bit disappointing desu
Great actor tho

Who cares about acting when you are 10/10 handsome, rich, have a gigantic dick and fuck so many 10/10s you cannot count?

When you have a horsedick it's uncomfortable

balding as fuck

Is he gay?

Yeah, this is where some insecure guy comes and spouts the "bald people have high test" myth.

Am I the only one who finds him ugly as fuck he looks like Fred Flintstone

Yeah, I hate how he's not a real life degenerate like his character from Mad Men

Finally, an unknown Jewish comedian gets her own talkshow.

I cant wait until she tells me what political opinions to have

They do though. And I'm not even bald

Honestly, if I had a gigantic dick, all I'd ever do is talk about my gigantic dick. How do you even put a guy down with a gigantic dick? What, you say I'm ugly? Well I have a gigantic dick. I have no personality? Again, gigantic dick.

Why does everything have to be so vulgar and crude nowadays

he grows more hair on his face before 5pm than i have my entire life :^\

Ugly is a bit much. I think he's okay. Probably a 6/10.

I have Italian mop hair and even I know balding = high test.

Fortunately for me, I like the thick girls so my test isn't in question

>tfw jon hamm will never impregnate me

;_;

The guy's one of the best actors on tv. He's the only one I've seen able to pull off a convincing panick attack, shakes, tears, stutter, the whole works. Most just hyperventilate in a paper bag. He's also good at drunk acting.

They don't. It's caused by sensitivity to DHT, a byproduct of test. You think the so called "nu-males" (who are all balding) have high test? No, their follicles are just sensitive even to the ridiculously low amount they have.

>that thinning hair
>ruddy face
>clearly drunk

JUST

>tfw friends make jokes about my big dick

Its a fun feel

London?

and the more test you have the more byproduct is going to be produced

if you are low test estrogen high you wont have this problem

see: long haired estrogen betas

>gigantic dick

length of hair has nothing to do with anything being discussed here

Maryland.

I've got a big dick and am bit of a dick about it, moreso with my friends than randys though. Usually if people get annoyed by the bants (and men and women both do, way too quickly), they'll say you're overcompensating. Some then pout when you offer to show them, others check out the photo and are reasonably chill about it from thereon out.
It's not that great. A big dick is really only useful once you're already actually fucking, and to lord over exes. Any girl who wants to fuck because she heard about it or saw a photo is not a girl you want to sleep with.

>grower not shower
>mates think i have a small cock, get ribbed on, treated like a beta
>film myself getting head from a 10
>they see my huge cock
>they start acting like beta fags
>they know i know i have a bigger dick than them
>they start getting jealous and acting own
>dump em all cause losers make bad bedfellows

true stories

not even a huge dick its just 7.5 but thats bigger than almost everyone else

i like to think the journalists that have to write that crap hate themselves and watch all the presidents men every night

theres no way length isnt related to estrogen/test

why would women have long hair and men short even when you let it grow out? mens hair stops way before womens

It has nothing to do with test levels, it doesn't necessarily mean you have high nor low test. Studies have been made and there's no correlation. If your follicles are sensitive, you're gonna lose your hair sooner or later.

Also, a lot of guys actually have longer hair to cover up their receding hairlines. Or guys like Gareth Bale, who grow their hair into a huge man-bun to hide their balding spot.

if your hair stops growing at a certain point then you should see a doctor

that's not normal

>not normal

literally every human alive has a maximum length to their hair growth

based 7.5 bro

And it's not based on your estrogen/test levels.

'cause he's a humble nigga with a big dick

>its just 7.5
That's only nice if girth follows. No one enjoys a pencil dick, no matter how long.

Yes it fucking is you moron

Its not determined by random chance its your hormones

I think he is a 10/10 as Don Draper (especially in the earlier seasons), but only a 7/10 in modern clothing and haircut

>one white guy has a big dick
>the entire world cannot stop talking about it

kek

nice b8 famalam

Well it's not a coke can but it's wider than a few fingers or whatever.

It curves up like a banana

Id post a pic but this isnt Sup Forums

maybe that's true, i don't know, but if we're talking about a man trying to grow his hair out to that of typical woman's length and he cannot... that is a medical problem

if you're speaking from experience you should visit a doctor

>tfw 6.4 inch dick

Who here /microdick/?

Mine's only like 5.8 but I got 6.8 inch girth. Awesome cause girls love it but can't have anyone deepthroat it without grinding their teeth on it.

if i knew when i was born that my dick was only going to be 7.74 inches long i would have just crawled back into the womb

>literally every human alive has a maximum length to their hair growth

literally a retard

>Tfw penis is just completely mundane and unremarkable

It's like almost seven inches but not quite 'big' and the girth isn't really impressive. I just happen to kind of have a penis.

Feels neutral man. Couldve been worse.

Who /sub-5/ here?

Could be way worse... theres literally billions of cunts with smaller dicks

Some blokes havel ess than 5 inches, imagine that, how do they even exist? Whats the point?

Meanwhile I havnt had a root in 2 years so Im wasting my cock

...

why doesn't he just use some rogaine?

How can Hamm even compete?

easy