Be me 19

>be me 19
>read about dolphin porn
>become super interested in dolphin sex
>gets plane ticket to nearest dolphin mating grounds
>uber to dolphin city
>swim out into water
>find bunch of dolphins
>finds nice grill dolphin
>dolphin into me
>dolphin obviously aroused
>stick dick in dolphin
>thrust
>unstructionsUnclearDickStuckInDolphin.ppt
>dolphin try swim away but dick still stuck
>dolphin hella squirming
>coast guard sees violent splashing and goes towards scene
>MaybeImGoodCuzImNotBlack.mp4
>coastguard see dick inside dolphin
>coastguard laugh at me
>coastguard tell me thats a male dolphin
>mfw stuck dick in dolphin ass
>coastguard remove dolphin from dick
>go to jail
>word goes around of my story, fucking guards leaked my shit
>become known as dolphin boy
>nigger man named tyrone keep lookin at me
>me and tyrone in shower
>tyrone give me a big smirk
>tyrones dick look like a rock
>tyrone thrust at me
>run away from evil tyrone tryna make dolphin noises and stick his dick in my ass
>court date come up
>court decide im not allowed to go within 1 mile of the coast and aquariums, also fined
>mfw tyrone ripped my anus
>mfw cucked by a coastguard

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>19
>plane ticket

Thx for the laughs m8 at least it wasnt copypasta

Ebin

At least you weren't raped by dolphins, like Putin.

i got 3 lines in and fucking walked away. dude, stop. this isn't how you be funny. i feel embarrassed for you.

don't mind me, just getting comfortable.

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i'm gonna be here all night. if anybody wants to pitch in, go ahead.

Kek

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Made up the story for a fellow Sup Forumsro who sent me this:
insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm

Also 19 year old in college can buy plane ticket :P

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DICKS EVERYWHERE

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