Stupid shit you did while horny

Stupid shit you did while horny

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sauce please I see that shit everywhere and can never get saucerino

Who is the girl in the video?

I believe its a Katie Lynn

>go on Sup Forums
>look for "fb fap" or "pics you shouldn't share" threads
>find some sluts I like
>fap
>repeat the next day

Don't know how to green text but I got something for you faggots, last night some slut hit me up, she was home alone and I was horny. Go over there, forgot a condom Sup Forums, never ever forget a condom take that note. This bitch scratched my back up and sucked my dick so well I came and gave her a total facial as well as hitting the wall behind me, also got some on my arm. She now calls me squirtle

So this thread amounted to fuck all

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on xnxx and pornhub katie lynn doesnt seem to be a person

I fapped

hannah west

How do you green text??

Just add > before you type something

>Beat off in the movies, get cum in some random chicks hair

Exactly how I felt man

shd prob take more xanaxx

dude fuck the both of you

ftvvvvv

>used to have a key to neighbor girls house down the street
>skip school and head over
>jerk off in her panties
>always careful to clean up
>one day, use a pair of her moms bra and panties instead
>go to bathroom, clean self, head home
>realize later that i'd left the cum-soaked bra and panties on the moms bed

Its Katy Lynn thexvideotube.com/3280/ftvgirls-katie-so-many-first-times/

>Stupid shit you did while horny
How about nearly everything done by every dude on a promise, ever? lol
In terms of solo shit:
>really enjoy doing stuff in public
>at a fairly deserted train station one day when I was a little younger
>see an average looking but somewhat hambeast-ey bitch. Not desperate enough to fuck the whale but horny enough to have a laugh with her involved
>decided to proposition said hambeast, I stroll up and ask if she has a bf
>hambeast is single. fuckingshocker.msi
>Offer her $10 to watch me jack it and nothing else
>hambeast agrees, shocked but curious
>expose the dong, already diamonds.png
>start jacking, she seems to be enjoying the show
>start to edge a little closer, thinking i might be able to cum on her before she can get away for additional lulz
>shesgettingintoit.exe
>i ask if she wants to touch it, notlongnow.mp3
>she's unsure but puts a fingertip gingerly on the tip and rubs around while i keep jacking
>feelsprettygoodactually.bat
>I can't wait any longer and unleash the kraken, it ends up all over her hand and the arm of her jacket, just fucking everywhere all up and down her arm.
>hambeast freaks out, I leg it and wait for next train

Holy fuck user what happen did they know it was you

Jesus fuck you

>rape

this

>everyone is out of town for the weekend
>have mdma and viagra stashed away
>ultimate fap weekend is a go
>pills kicking in, things are feeling good
>want to grind my dick on something soft, wander into sisters closet
>she a huge raver so costumes and fun fur is everywhere
>start rubbing cock on a fluffy legwarmer
>something inside me snaps, and i see a pair of her nylons
>start putting them on, holy christ it feels good
>pills hitting hard now, eyes are rolling
>put on panties, then pair of big fur boots, dick rock hard
>grab a corset and start squeezing myself in, every time i pull the strings to make it tighter i feel like cumming
>put on a fun fur jacket over it, then a poofy tutu
>oh god we arent done yet, she has wigs
>big sparkling pink wig goes on, i start playing with makeup and cake it on my face
>dick is dripping through the panties, im swishing around in her raver costume now and dancing
>she has a big fur hood, thats what i need to complete everything
>oh ho, whats this, a pair of handcuffs under everything, sis is into bondage
>without thinking i snap them on my wrists behind my back and start bouncing around, the drugs practically have me cuming as i feel the furry outfit squishing all around me
>trip and fall down, core strength is weak and the corset is tight, can barely move
>try to get up, its not happening
>fun fur and wig blinding me, cant shake them off
>terror strikes me just as the drugs start peaking
>oh fuck it, start grinding against one of the legwarmers on the ground
>within a minute i have a mind shattering orgasm and scream like im being sent to auschwitz
>sudden commotion downstairs
>"ARE YOU ALRIGHT"
>oh shit
>someones home
>im high as fuck
>im in a fur raver costume
>feet coming up the stairs
>rolling frantically off legwarmer, huge cumstain leaking out from panties onto floor
>door opens

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Name Of Chick Pls

he's just helping out someone who obvliously has interest in this site. How is that bad? More traffic = new shit= getting rid of old copypasta garbage. It all comes back to help us as long as we don't break the chain, user.

continue please

>order sex toys from Amazon
>comes out to about 500 dollars total
>realize this is fucking stupid
>boner started to deflate
>order pizza instead

>Get on floor
>Wall the dinosaur

user pls

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fap to any nudity, even little girls :( I know its sad but once you get horny, any imagery would do :(

xhamster.com/movies/4308093/sexy_staci.html

Rip >wall

Rest in peace trap user

staci carr

Roll

>took bait of bait
wew user, all of that was almost worth writing, thanks

>Sup Forums

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>be me 12 yr old feg whos in love with neighbor girl
>she move away
>break into her empty house
>goes to her room
>faps epically as any 12 yr old possibly can (in room)
>feels weird and unsatisfied after cum
>leaves and is confused

I havent talked to her for yearsss i actually miss her

>door opens
>its sister
>time freezes, we make eye contact
>more commotion and foot steps
>her friends come in to see whats going on
>after an eternity they burst out laughing
>i try to hide my face but sis lifts my chin up and they take pictures
>girls start whispering to each other, sister listens in
>they all laugh really hard, and help me sit up crosslegged, giant fur boots make it hard
>they straighten the hood and fluff up the wig, i quickly shake my head to try and get it off, they laugh more
>one of them leaves the room, sis and her friend hold me down
>they call me a fag and threaten to post pics on facebook unless i do what they say
>i struggle some more, friend returns with tube of something
>they hold me down while lifting up the wig and squirting stuff inside, then pressing it down hard on my head
>by the smell and the weird grasping feeling i realize its glue, they do the same to the hood and make sure the sides are glued to my face
>they start redoing my makeup, making it look a lot better, adding fake eyelashes and tons of glitter
>huge erection isnt going away, sis sees it and giggles, and gives it a quick tug. i moan and look away, and she rubs it again twice with a slow rythym
>she stops and the girls laugh again, they show me a mirror and im disgusted and turned on at the same time
>dragqueenraver.jpg
>drugs make it impossible to do much but moan and ooze cum
>girls struggle and lift me to my feet, say they have a surprise for me
>pretty much drag me downstairs, i cant walk well in the high heeled fur raver boots
>drag me outside and take me toward the car

This is the stupidest shit anyone has ever done while horny. Leads to shitting blood for a week.

>drugs make it impossible to do much but moan and ooze cum

LOLOLOL

>Be me, 13 years old
>Fucking hormones
>Alone at home, I grabed some playboy magazines my dad had
>Masturbating on the first floor of my house
>Realizes that I left the best mag on the second floor
>Goes up
>Hear my family coming back from wherever the fuck they were
>fuckingpanics.jpg
>Runs back to the first floor where I left the magazines
>Trips over the stairs
>Fucking sliced my heel with the edge of the steps
>Blood all over the floor
>Evenmorepanicking.jpg
>Faints and wakes up with stiches on my heel
>Mom looked at me angry
>Father keks

Buuuump

Cont....

>its sister

legend

whats the surprise

Had sex with my girlfriend at the movies. We watched conjuring 2

Holy fuck cont

My dick's actually gotten me into a lot of trouble. Long stories short, I got suspended from high school and was in trouble with my stepmom for ages because I got caught getting a blowjob on-campus, and I went to the hospital and permanently scarred myself fucking a girl who was a bit too drunk and wound up smashing her head into mine.

Waiting for third installment

hahaha

your a thing of legends user.... never change.

Did she not notice???

hahahahahahahahahaha

the absolute mad man!

What happened

"....her head into mine."? You mean you skull fucked her too hard?

We are losing interest....

Cont. Please

ur trying too hard now man

>Generally wind up with female friends
>Also happen to have a life controlling sex addiction
>Gets worse over time
>Over the past few years, somehow lure every single one of my female friends in my convoluted sex life
>Can't stop myself
>No friends anymore
>None of them even know about each other
>I've cum on, in, or around every female I know
>And they all hate me for it

are you me?

are you me as well?

As a teen I used to sneak into my live-in aunty's room when everyone was out. I'd lick and scrape her thongs clean.

Got to taste everything. Bloody, cummy, pisssoaked, even shit sainted. She was a fit bitch, but dirty dirty panties.

Yep

Checked

I wish i was you. You clever bastard!

>sex addiction
Just because you like sticking your cock in multiple women doesn't mean you have an addiction

Came in a 16 year old when i was 20 in my state thats 30 years if caught

I don't think we're gonna get this cont boys

been that way since puberty
I have fucked every girl around my age in my neighborhood and refused to date any of them so now they hate me. Same goes for customers when i worked at subway, they just stopped coming to my subway lol. Military now so its not an issue.

Caci starr or smth

Here's my weirdest one

>Be 3 years ago
>At work, coworkers ask me to go out for a drink after work
>Surewhynot.jpg
>They invite gay coworker who is male essentially trying to be somewhat of a female
>Go to bar and have a couple drinks
>I stay hitting on my cute female coworker, we'll call her hoeworker
>Gay coworker getting jealous but didnt get why till later
>Start making out with hoeworker
>Go back to gayboy's house with rest of coworkers
>Im shitfaced at this point
>Little by little everyone heads out
>Try to get hoeworker to stay. Ridiculously drunk and insanely horny
>She says another time when im not drunk
>everyone is now gone but gay boy
>He flirts a little with me
>I reject for a bit
>He blatantly offers bj
>Literally so horny, how gay could a bj be.
>Get gay head
>Go home
>Rethink my life for like 3 weeks
>Only gay interaction ever in my 24 years of life

Side Question:
Does that make me gay? I find no attraction to men at all and have a gf currently

Aaaaaaaw yis


Any tips broseph?

>be me
>at this time in highschool
>16 with a beautiful and devoted gf
>have class with a 8/10 total slut
>she is hitting on me one day
>tells me she wants to suck my dick
>HardDick.gif
>sends me nudes that night
>feel terrible and delete
>same thing happens again 2 weeks later
>this time completely stop talking to the girl

I'm still dating my girlfriend and would never cheat on her or let anything like that happen again, but every time she tells me she appreciates my loyalty, in the back of my head i feel like a huge fucking douche.

Nope.

>be me, in college, going around campus getting trashed with those one girl who has mini-Barbie-doll looks
>start making out and getting really physical
>find out she wore lacy panties just for me (her words), insta-boner
>she doesn't want to go all the way back to the dorms, so we start fucking on top of the table of our math classroom
>facefuck her, missionary, etc.; she's saying all the right filthy shit to get me diamonds-hard
>bend her over start fucking her doggy style, claws sunk deep into her ass
>just as I'm about to bend down and grab her tits (and thus moving my head down), she whips her head back, HARD
>I can still hear that resounding *CRACK!*
>nothing but colors for a few seconds
>blood
>leave a trail of blood all the way down to the bathroom, look in the mirror
>I bit a huge fucking hole in my tongue and it's hanging on by two threads, one on each side
>can't even speak, jaw hurts, blood all over me, she's still trying to kiss me
>wind up going to the hospital
>on hydro and drinking fruit smoothies to stay alive for the next week and a half; smoking cigs through my nose
>permanent scar in tongue

went on Sup Forums

Pic of scar related

This is my dream

Nah. It just means you were drunk and horny

>some fatty neighborhood girl. (Probably like 13 at the time) I met when I was 14-15. (26 now)
>It had been like 3 months since I broke up with my long time gf.
>I ask fatty chick, who I just met, if she wanted to chill.
Btw, it was night and parents didn't want me to be out late
>anyways, I could tell she was really into me because out of nowhere she asked if I had a gf.
>told her no.
>asked me if I was a virgin.
>I told her yes.(even tho I wasnt)
>I asked her the same questions but she told me she wasn't a virgin.
>I asked her if she ever gave BJs.
>she took my hand and took me behind some cars parked where I live.
>it was dark, but you could still see light coming from the moon's light.
>she pulled down my pants and even it was fckin' cold, she managed to get me rock hard within a minute from her soft lips and warm breath.
>ain't gonna lie, the thought of getting caught in the act was a big turn on.
>she was amazing at sucking dick
>BUT bitch was just teasing me and left me with blue balls. She told me see had to go but will finish next time.
I was like "ok cool, bitch. (In my head) I'll just finish it myself at home."
Cont.?

She wanted me more then i wanted her was clingy asf i never initiated shed always text me "whelp im nekked" those words exactly every time she ended up being a crazy cunt but that pussy was tight and that ass fuuuck ill prob never fuck something that tight again

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At least you feel guilty. You seem like a good person user

>browsing porn
>ready to fap
>finished my lube bottle, nothing close for lubrication
>cant go back to dry/spit masturbation
>search like a madman in mu room
>find an old as fuck body lotion
>sniff it, still smells really good but its color went from with to almost yellow
>fuck it
>start fappin
>cum
>took a quick shower, hit the bed
>middle of the my dick gets itchy
>scratch, keep sleeping
>next day my dick still itches like crazy at work
>get home
>check my dick
>my penis is destroyed
>literally destroyed, i panic
>its red, swollen is multiple parts of my dick, almost covering the whole shaft
>i can se blood
>it itches but it also hurts like my dick got deep fried
>still panic
>take multiple showers
>next day my dick is no so swollen but still destroyed
>go to dick doctor by myself
>dick doctor says you fucked up
>"get this medication, and dont fap untill you finish your medication and come back to me"
>6 weeks of dick medication
>couple of weeks go by without fapping, no big deal
>finally my dick looks better, almost back to normal but whiter on some spots.
>one day browsing porn, gets horny
>i might fap, my dick is better
>still no lube, search on my moms room for baby oil or something like that
>found body lotion but this time is new, looks white, almost no smell so i guess its more natural right?
>fuck it
>start fappin
>cum
>as i sit on my chair on relief for finally fappin i look down upon my dick
>dick is destroyed again
>even more swollen and more red, and i can see more blood this time
>itchyness is stronger
>fuck my life
>dont go to doctor,just get more meds
>still taking my meds on this day, without fappin
>almost a month now, my dick looks good now
>feel like i could go for a fap right now

My format might be ruined so forgive me if this is a mess

Don't feel douchey about it cause you didn't do anything, you literally delet her number and moved on

>niggers

Hairy ass leg

Nigga you shouldn't be walking

I try my best Sup Forumsro

Cont.

Bruh you should relieve yourself if some guilt, you didn't do anything physical and you stopped before it got too far. You're -okay in my book bro.

Jesus Christ, user. Ouch.