Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread
>Fucking Faggots Everywhere edition

The rules are simple:
>Bake early and see who gets mad
>You're a fucking faggot
>All faggots are double faggots
>Claim your waifu maybe
>Shit post definitely
>Piss on the poop stain with force to clean your toilet
>Drink a lot to forget your life sucks
>Discuss shit. Not literally shit but literally shit if you want. Shit consistency tells a lot about your diet, which is probably shit.
>Be a faggot because you're already a double faggot.

Most importantly: Your waifu actually sucks dick. It's a rule, and the dick ain't yours.

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He's back

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>Fucking Faggots Everywhere edition
Sad but true.

Early bake
>your waifu actually sucks dick
But my waifu is 13

fookin early bakes
still a cute
>sad rattles

Here for a few minutes

Oh believe me, there are some dungeons/raids that require 25 people that I can run with one other friend, no problem. The problem is the subscription. You won't be able to do any of those unless you're on a paid account.

you still trippin

I won't conform to your faggotry, knave.

No multiple threads please.

Hmm can't be helped then

I'll see how my comp runs it then I'll decide to sub or not

>early bake
Did you try turning your life off then on again?

This is how we get the mods on us

>Cutie~

Nuh uh!

Good thing for me I always carry a bottle of Tylenol in case I need to kms. :^)

Why.
This is how people get banned.

I will always come back. Where else can I be a gigantic fucking faggot and adored at the same time?
Idk but it's fucking weird it still happens here.
wew
Always and forever.com
Yeah it's also a rule that she sucks dick and it isn't yours
FUCKING FAGGOTS
We actually have a rule where second thread deletes to avoid multi threading.
besides, the rules dont even matter we're all faggots in the end
I stopped having a life years and beers ago and the on switch never eisted

It's a small price to pay for the lolis

I did, actually! Most notably a bear. That was awesome, never seen a wild bear before.

Gonna drop this claim and scoot off to bed, drove over four hours today and flew just as much and I'm feeling that jetlag hard right now. Catch you homos later.

Can't tell which one is worse.
Multiple threads are bad.

Same Holo from a good while ago?

I know you are~

Do you care what the rules are? No one follows them and everyone is still a faggot. Same population. Stop trying to dignify the thread with its quality of rules and OP.

(Maki)

I've already found a lot of stuff from a long while ago lol. If it isn't Rush, I won't really care, there's lots of other music in the world.

It's not graphically intense at all unless you want it to be. It can run on any toaster nowadays.

something something petition, if that i think yea they're stupid but i doubt they're gonna get horribly punished or even punished at all because muh laws

>Idk but it's fucking weird it still happens here.
We need people to actually speak their mind here. Seems a lot of people are worried about their reputation of somesorts.

You're a refreshing change of pace. I like it.

Delete your Sup Forums account

its more a problem of people starting to shit post in the thread and being toxic imo just my input

Yeah, I try to get her in these threads whenever I see them pop up.

Alrighty then, I'll give it a go tomorrow

You, you, double cutie~

>Worrying about reputation on a Vietnamese tapestry weaving forum

you still slippin
FUCKING HOMO WEEBS
people are going to shitpost if they want to, any rules aren't going to change that

>Do you care what the rules are?
Your whole post is just you assuming shit, Spike.
Go to bed already.

Ah, I see.

This "double cutie" has got to sleep

Goodnight, my chickadees

Hey, whats up?

>Not a cyanide pill
What are you, casual?

Don't think that chance will ever come by, at least you weren't mauled. See ya round man.

Well that's good, maybe I should move so I can find my clipper charger. That there is, not feeling rock tonight.

Rep? What fucking rep? We're all gigantic fucking faggots. Some just deny the fact.
Tiny, hair mexican dicks, fucing body pillows, figurines, actual love for fake waifus and shit lives.

We're on Sup Forums. We're faggots by default. Outcasts of life in general.

Account? I don't subscribe... I just sort of come here sometimes when I feel like a double faggot.
It's going to happen. It is happening. It has happened. It will happen.
The rules
Don't
Matter

Don't 4(chan)get where you are.
idk about homo but defnitely faggotonic.
Not for another 6 hours or so. Stop being a touchy faggot.

Exactly

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Attaboy! Lemme know how it goes

Don't move entirely, just move things around!

I'm off to bed. Night everyone!

You're all fucking weeaboo faggots here jesus christ go outside

you still dippin

definitely homo

QOTT: on a scale of 1-100 how homo are you?

still nipping

Good night!


Gotta sleep tpp (try at least)
Good night thread and dont forget, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you
/Umbasa

Night cutie, wish I could join you~

>Needing something that strong
It's like you still have a will to live. :^)

Like, what even is the point? If you ruin your "reputation", it's not like it's hard to start over with a new identity even.
>Although I don't see the point in doing that either

>

I'd say a solid 75.

Music after a pretty good day out, how about you?

Been doing that for the longest kek. Sleep well.

Claimed.

If 100 was 100% homo I'd be a 15ish

how gay is futa :^)

Still blippin

>Memelord Mugi

goodnight tsundere~chan

I go was outside for about 3 hours today
probably 25
I find dicks attractive but not men

on a scale of 100-100 how faggot are you?

futa is pretty gay
still kipping
100

witcher and weed after a long day at work.
>people keep hanging up on me
>im just trying to help, you dildos

Hey there Hank.

>

Saber claim I miss Iowa edition

js its frustrating(if thats the right word) for some people maybe, idgaf but just wanted to say something

75.

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What is this
Hello Saber

At least a 40 then tbh
Still tippin

You wrote a post and that post got a reply.

You'll pass out at this rate anyway.
>Stop being a touchy faggot.
I'll consider it.

Also, why the fuck do I still have you on Steam.

Hi.

If trips post lewds

Futa aint gay
chicks with dicks rule

p.s. you're a pussy for not revealing who you are
inherently a faggot
You're on the internet. Adapt and get over it.
Idk why do you? Probably because deep down inside you want my fat cock in, on and all around you.
Learn how to trip

>It's like you still have a will to live. :^)
With each passing day it slowly dwindles :^)

Kek. Some people just can't handle the fact they're wrong, or need help.

like 1.
like 100.

>I'm a faggot not a homo.

I don't even know

I honestly can't think of an actual reason that doesn't return back into

>Being liked (on Sup Forums, kek.)
>Just having friends.

Thanks I guess.

My waifu is an idol aaand a God plus i'll be alright if i were to be cucked by her but that dick has gotta be a futa dick from her best friend Nagisa yo

Well cooked attempt.

the wonders of working IT....or any customer service job

tired

I'm sure Ki will help keep it alive. :^)
>Speaking of which, they disappeared.

>Having friends
What am I, some kinda casul?

>Tfw I actually am a casul with friends

your at least 99 tbh
good to know you are honest
thats pretty gay tbh
still mippin
futa is gay
p.s i only didn't post pic because it was only mugi i was replying to
saving image limit n shit
>homo rattles
your somewhere between 1 and 100

Heya guys

js never said it bothered me and pic related to futa thing

>good to know you are honest
>Be a faggot because you're already a double faggot.

Miss P?

Not really gay. I just like dicks, not dudes.

and futa aint gay. It's a chick with a dick. Not a dude with a dick.
tl:dr needsmorebeer/10
where the tits?

here's a dick for all the fags btw. I havent made a new one in a while so enjoy the rehash

>Faggot rattles
No homo.

no homo makes everything not gay even gay sex, i mean no homo sex :^)

Communication revolves around those type of jobs, and if that's lacking then it's gonna blow.

I'm sure she will :^)

>they disappeared.
Heh.

What's up Rikka?

Maki my beautiful friend, how are you??

so frustrating. Im heading off!

Night!

Many are dead, other have fled. Victory!

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>Heh.
Ohhhh, I get what's going on. :^)

WAS THAT INDECENT PROPANEING

>homo rattles
No faggot only 100% homo
liking dicks is gay

Thanks.

Are you the gay Sachi?
like really

liking dicks is 25% gay
Show me some ass
or at least puffy vagooner through panties i know you wannt erp me

You flatter me. I'm doing well, great day and I got paid. You?

Good luck with it man, sleep well.

Do you really? Seems like you're jumping conclusions once more :^)

nope
100% not gay
75% gay at least

So I'm playing FF6(PSX) and I've just cleared the magitek factory and lost Celes. I dont exactly know where to go next. Fighting that fucking... w/e thing, the invisible devil looking guy is a no go. His Meteo fucks me up 1 hit.

What do?

Dicks/25%
Balls/25%
Guys/50%
You/100%

Fantastic to hear, I just helped my family move some stuff all day so really tired but he paid me well so I am not complaining at all, what made your day so great?

QOTT:Why does cuddling feel so good?

youtube.com/watch?v=keYvZU3xTzQ

Didn't think so.
>No homo rattles
Biologically hard wired to for bonding purposes.

Endorphins are released after sustained physical contact.