Sup Forums approved movie reviewers?

Sup Forums approved movie reviewers?

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Not Ebert at least.
I was overjoyed when I heard on Sup Forums that this charlatan had finally died, but I was also saddened by the fact that he hadn't suffered that much before deciding that he could insult film criticism no longer. The pain and suffering that he went through is only a fraction of the evil that he inflicted on the millions of cinematically illiterate teenagers. When I found out that the old fart had finally decided to not assault the public with his adolescent approach to art, I pulled off the framed picture of Armond White from my wall, kissed it reverently, and immediately embarked on a Korine marathon. Good riddance, you jawless hack.

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I wrote that

how much does it upset you that you can't prove that or get any upvotes for it

I wrote that too

> Knowing reviewers by name

> Not watching then forming your own opinion on things

Teenagers leave my board

>I'm illiterate

> I can't form my own opinions

Picture unrelated I guess

However Jeremy is Sup Forums approved

John Simon is probably right up Sup Forums's alley.

Roger Ebert

C O M E D Y K I N O

>I am averse to reading

there can be only one

> I am incapable of independent thought

>video reviews

>However Jeremy is Sup Forums approved

He's the biggest pleb in existence so that makes sense.

>I am triggered by other people's opinion

> I parrot the opinions of others

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>I am incapable of acknowledging others' opinions

> I regard other's opinions as truth

>I get brainwashed easily

this guy

theonion.com/video/the-onion-reviews-avengers-age-of-ultron-38524

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> Says the guy who listens to critics

>phoneposter calling others teenagers

>I don't read reviews because I know my simple mind gets persuaded easily

> I read reviews because I'm too dumb to form my own opinion on things

>I abhor being exposed to external ideas

> I need the ideas of others so that I can parrot them and seem smart

>I celebrate ignorance

> I'm so ignorant that I can't analyze something without help

>I prefer to live in a safe space where different opinions won't offend me

>mfw Armond goes full contrarian and praises Ghostbusters

> I make implications becuase my childish ways have been pointed out

>I resort to ad hominems when I can't make any argument

> First thing I did is resort to insults when confronted

> 69819525

Yeah I'm 100% sure he will pull a Jack and Jill

Top kek'ed

>mfw I watched J&J recently and it wasn't bad at all

>I don't understand how this website works

> I spend a lot of time here and am proud of it

>I shame people for using the same thing I do

>needing validation from someone else in order to decide on whether you enjoyed a movie or not

> I change the subject when I realize I'm wrong

pamela Anderson

m.youtube.com/watch?v=guzxx8nrZ5I

>I continue to be a hypocrite unironically

>reading opinion is always for self validation

>copying pasting post numbers

Mike "ampf" Stoklasa

>likes jack and jill
>likes all the transformers movies
>likes gi joe
>likes your highness
>likes clash of the titans
>likes jonah hex

he is the definition of a contrarian meme critic and if you respect his opinion on anything you are either a shitposter or a fucking idiot

I really like these guys.

Do you always get this upset when someone disagrees with you?

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no, i just know when someone is being deliberately contrarian for the sake of a shitty meme, just like when Sup Forums pretended that the star wars prequels were "hidden, underappreciated gems" because episode 7 had just come out. much like how Sup Forums is pretending that armond white isn't a contrarian meme critic

you aren't getting my (You) though, nice try

It's their best content. How do you feel about wttb unboxing?

Me too, I wished they did less unboxing and more talking about other movies they've seen in each episode.

Is it even possible to objectivly review a movie?

It's like no matter how good a movie is there is always someone to criticize it.

read his reviews

there is a deniable pattern

he is not a contrarian he just has a different taste

*undeniable

Very good.

Eh, I'm fine with Unboxing it's clearly just something they put up to give fans a little extra between episodes. I'll usually just watch it when I need 10mins.

Do you watch the movies before the review, or do you wait to see what Craig and Matt had to say about them?

Based negro.