We've received a report of illegal dubs in the area. May I please see your singles?

We've received a report of illegal dubs in the area. May I please see your singles?

no

I got nothing, officer.

I dindu nuffin

Of course you may Offi-Sir. Just let me reach to the left and get my papers for you.

I'm kinda in a hurry

I'm sure we can work something out

Am I being detained?

no

i dont see any

Something wrong officer?

Well alright, here's my single sock, i swear its all i got!

No dubs, all I got are these quints.

Oh hello officer!

Will I have my trips confiscated?

Here you go saucifer

No dubs here officer

No dubs to find here

YOURE UNDER ARREST

Fuck the police

We need backup now! Sir get down on the fucking ground and drop the trips!

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wheres the motherfucking coke?

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No you drop your trips

FUCK IT'S GROWING WE NEED MORE MEN!

I'm clean

Goddamn tripocolypse

Sorry officer, here

nah

no sir, I have kids. I wouldn't just be carrying around something as dangerous as Dubs.

Nothing illegal in my car, officer.

Thank god those trips are taken care of.

Nothing here officer

woops

I aint got shit officer.

rekt

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

I may have drugs, but never dubs

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is there a problem officer?

fuck you op

AW FUCK

You'll never take me alive

nothing to see here, officer

Niggaz can't stop me

I DINDU NUFFIN

No dubs here man, or anything else.

Go ahead, search. You can't find dubs anywhere

check'd

fuck u pig black lives matter

No dubbs here sir, just some crack

No problem here sir, I'm always single.

Dubs here, no.

Fuck off pig

rekt and checked

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No dubs here just my beautiful NSFW BBW body you fat shaming slut

Don't worry officer, here is my permit

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Weeoo Weeeooo Weeeooo STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCHEIßE!

I'm black.

..Nothing here but pain and suffering, officer.


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fuck

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Dindu nuffin

Hi officer, I'm a vegan.

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I wouldn't even know how to identify dubs officer

FUCK DA PO PO! xX 420-BLAZE-IT Xx