ITT self pity

ITT self pity

>16 months till i graduate from medical school
>still a virgin

Once you start making that money pussy will rain on you

especially if he's gonna be a gynecologist

How long is med school?

6.
im 23.

no wizard powers yet.

its the smell thats the issue.

Don't worry about it. You're kicking life's ass and you'll be able to have a hot as fuck wife.

If you just want to get it over with, get on tinder and find a hoe, sex is the easiest thing to get, but if you want that love shit, at your age, with this generation, you're not gonna find any females in your situation

Just fuck a cadaver. Sure bitches are just dying to give you the vag.

if you haven't been laid yet you're probably a faggot

Relax, virginity isn't even real

But love is, and it kinda sounds like you're craving that more than the pussy

or if you want it fresh you could just kill some bitch and make a new cadaver
is a rush better than sex anyway

I was 20 when I "lost my virginity". Trust me, it's not the best thing in the world.

I use quotation marks because I think the concept is kinda stupid.

the fuck is wrong with you people?

>6 months till i graduate from university
>still a virgin
>hobbies on halt during summer because halls are closed and stuff
>can't go to festival because the people I usually go with don't go
>one exam still to go

come on guys, post more sadness, i wanna laugh at others misery

I used to have a friend that worked at a morgue. He told me that if I ever want to hear up a hot dead chick to use a hair curler like pic related, wrap a dry wash cloth around it, put a condom over it and stick it in for a few seconds. Don't want to leave to leave it in too long or it will burn your sausage.

too many cadavers in the closet

wait maybe there's not enough

that didn't make much sense

you are disgrace
md here

but you will get enough pussy later

but you are still a disgrace. go to a high class escort. with protection.

read it again

why would i hear up a hot dead chick
where do hair curlers come into this at all
how will i burn my sausage if the hair curler is in a corpse

you wrap the hair curler with a towel, proceed to stick it in the pussy so it'll be nice and warm, take it out after a couple of minutes. not for too long or it'll burn your dick when you'll be fucking her.

You're working on the career and money - start working out now and by the time you're a doctor...it's still probably going to be hard for you to pull tail.

i always wanted to fuck a corpse at least once

I would but only if the dead person would have agreed on it beforhand, if for example she's my girlfriend and she says " user, if I were to die I give you permission to fuck me one last time, and don't forget to cum inside."

then I'd be down, otherwise no chance eh.

user what difference does it make a corpse is a corpse
instead of trying to justify it to yourself just accept that you'd like to fuck a corpse
morality is a limitation we cannot allow
if i found a random corpse and happened to have a condom on me i'd fuck it if i thought i'd get away with it

I'm not justifying anything, I would like to but would never act upon it, just like how I would like to be a millionaire, robbing a bank will do it, although I'm not gonna rob a bank.

it's not about getting away with the act, it's about permission.

get yourself some balls. No balls - no sex. Simple.

I'm gonna be going into med school. What's the pussy game like there? Is it like undergrad?

mate there's a huge difference between robbing a bank and fucking a corpse
if you rob a bank you are gonna get caught 99% of the time
even if you kill somebody and fuck them your chances of getting caught are like 10-20% if you do it right
permission? what are you 12?
a man chooses a slave obeys - andrew ryan

nothing to do with slavery man, I'm just, I don't feel like I've earned it to fuck her.

if she gives permission it'll feel more right, it'll feel like " you deserve this user, gj"

but if she's dead it doesn't make a difference...
it's all in your head
are you a virgin?

>checked

no, I have a girlfriend of 4 years, although if she were to die suddenly I wouldn't fuck her one last time, unless she specifically says that I can fuck her after her death.

>girlfriend of 4 years
So four years old?

*for 4 years

excuse my shitty autocorrect.

you would definately fuck your four year olds corpse

bitches have no balls - bitches get lots of sex

your logic is shit

retard

no, you

virgin
probably cut aswell
kek

Nah. Love sucks. Best you can hope for is a few years where you'll be happy. Then you have either a marriage that goes nowhere and neither of you are happy or you have to deal with the loss of someone you still care about.

Love sucks, but I really wish I had it sometimes. Then I remember that I'll just end up cucked either way.

love is just a state of constantly being high
cos brain
obviously that can't last long

am virgin
am not cut but you
gig (short for giggle)

This literally gave me cancer.

Earned the right?

Serious question: do you live in a 2 parent home?

My reasoning: I was raised to respect women, only saw my dad respect my mom. I grow up and go in the real world, and that shit don't work. Women have been abused by chad and then your nice ass comes along and she thinks your a pussy.

Men don't need permission. We just take what we want, but be mindful of going over the line with the wrong person. But most women want you to straddle that line of being very aggressive. They miss and need that shit.

Good luck asking your gf for permission to fuck her dead body.

agree
i'm gonna kick you in the cancer just to watch you bleed

How have you not raped a cadaver yet?

Men nred confidence. Women simply need to exist. Do you even nature, bro?

I'm sorry for you, what cancer do you have? Vagina cancer?

You germanfag?

I'm done in 3 months. Only fucked my gf, and got her with 21.

But my case is worse, since we're living together our sexlife is nonexistent. Like 10 times a year. It's horrible.


It's really horrible. I love her, but I don't want to spend the rest of my life only vaguely remembering what sex is like because the time gaps are so big.

Don't worry, once you're done some nurse will fuck you if you aren't a total fucktard.

Oh grandmaster, thank you for enlightening me with your quints.

Quints of truth

Yes,that's much worse than never having had sex at all.

Oh you poor thing. You know you have free will and the ability to dump her, right? But you probably wouldn't be able to find someone new, so oh well.

Depression, agoraphobia, schizophrenia, haven't left the house alone in 11 years.

Go back to redit newfag

I don't have a gun

meh

Ah come on, beeing a virgin isn't that big of a deal.

I don't know. Evil thing is I think I'm pretty sure I couldve seduced a married girl (married for like 6months) into fucking and leaving the guy maybe. She is hot, but crazy too and I didn't want to cheat on my girl. Also never stick dick in crazy.

But you're right, that's one of the reasons I don't dump her. Firstly I'm not sure if I find a girl I really like again (i have no illusions. As doctor you find girls to fuck, but girls to love? Another topic) and secondly I don't want to do the whole search for new chick stuff again.

Buuut I think it would be the perfect time to leave shortly after I finish. Because new hospital. If chicks there hear you're single you basically already won.

is on /b
doesn't understand /b
newfag season.. summertime..

Mate, maybe you already do but play games and search buddied to game with. It's not the same as going out and having friends, but it fills the void for human interaction.

Also search guys to play in like a 3 or 4 man team, not more. This way you all will be mote like friends instead of like guildmates.

Also try weed.

checked.

ITT people make up shitty stories just to get 2 minutes of e-fame on a shitty imageboard with shitty people that smells like shit and looks like shitty faggots irl, because they have no friends to talk to, so they love when people (like me) reply in a thread. It makes them feel popular and cool. Kys

you sound like a cuck

realise what you said?
mug

Nigga shoulda fucked one of those corpses he trained on.