Tell us your deepest and most darkest secrets

Tell us your deepest and most darkest secrets

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Sometimes, i am OP

Im black XD

>darkest secret
Haaaaaa

I once heated up a penny with a light and threw it on a sleeping baby at a party. The baby got up freaking out. No one knew why. Didnt get caught.

i'm bisexual

inside my anus is where my food goes

>most darkest
Did you fail grammar school?
Yes you did.

I go through lingerie of mothers/sisters/girlfriends of my friends, wear them and fap...
Especially mothers of my friends

frosted butt

I pressured my ex into post-breakup pity sex.

She started getting really turned off halfway through and started just jerking me off to get me to finish quickly, so I pulled her head down and forced her to suck my dick until I came in her mouth.

I had never came so hard before in my life.

> I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher. Really harassed her.

> I kicked the freshman (I was a senior) for pretty minor provocation-- I just hated the stupid fuck. The beating gave him PTSD and a few years later he beat up a kid the way that I beat him.

> I get happy ending massages. I like them better than fucking. I just lie down while my girls touch me in all the right places and suck their tits while they jerk me off.

> I think Caitlyn Jenner is a man with a sissification fetish-- if that's not a stunning secret, just bear in mind that people can lose their jobs and friends for stating such.

> While driving through Nevada I came upon a brothel. . . didn't wanna fuck a whore (STI fears) so I got head twice in two hours.

> I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE momcest porn. I can't imagine the horrors of actually having a hot mom and I'm glad that mine is a fat dyke.

I like you user. Wish we could be friends.

X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA, HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA, HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA, HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA, HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA, HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA, HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA, HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA, HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA.......

My first sexual action was a handjob from my sister

black people make me uncomfortable
like everything they do i find annoying
i also become extremely depressed when im surrounded by them

>My first sexual action was a handjob from my sister

At least that was a meaningful experience. My first experience was with a 4/10 slut and I'm ashamed of it.

Normal. Once a neighborhood goes 5-10% Black, Whites flee. This is true in the US or Sweden.

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i really want to be a serial killer or hitman however i'm unsure about how to start

I pretend to be a silent typ, but I really have simply nothing to say.

>i really want to be a serial killer or hitman however i'm unsure about how to start

Military > specialized training (sniper, special ops, explosives) > private military contractor (aka mercenary) > network into organized crime.

Helluva career choice user.

nothing else interests me
as long as i can remember i wanted to assassinate people
everything else in the world is boring

I'm a 27 year old man and I feel like I should have been born a woman. I don't like men at all so I guess I'd be a lesbian. I've felt this way since I was like 4 or 5. I would dress in my sisters clothes and pretend to be a woman. I wished it every day. Now, I dress whenever I can. I am actually dressed now. I love to dress up and get really stoned. It lets me feel more feminine for some reason.

My first sexual experience was with a weird possibly autistic chick working at a pet shop. She was not hot.

edgy af

Whenever i'm alone i talk to myself, hit things and act like a fucking mental patient.

nice
imma go fuck some shit up
you inspired me

When i was a kid i pushed a lil boy that used to bully me into an empty pool in the club my family and i spend weekends... The boy died and no one ever found out, tha case was labeled accident.

I am the manifestation of that which the many secret groups are trying to summon into the world.

I will make my self known in two years time.

You would have never guessed it if you met me, slim chance we already shook hands at some point (anyone reading this) as I frequently jump between hosts. I speak almost every language on earth and have all the collective knowledge of all possibilities at my diaposal.

My darkest secret is when I make my self known to the world I will punish these secret societies that summoned me in the absolute edgiest of ways and instead give mankind another boost by teaching them about the spiral points and how to use them properly.

me too
but i'm sometimes doing it to objects so i don't chop people up

>>be me in junior high school
>>Hall monitor and cafeteria monitor is a miserable old bitch
>>calls us little bastards on a regular basis
years of this fucking evil miserable hag
th grade and I go to Senior High and new building
>>Fucking hag gets transferred
more years of Raptor bitch
>>Graduate, go to college, become a paramedic
>>Get called to a house for respiratory distress
>>Raptor hag on the couch breathing like a fish out of water
>>On the way to the hospital I made motions like i am doing shit but really do nothing
>>She can't even speak-Lungs filling with her own fluid
>>Smile at her while I watch her die
>>Start CPR when pulling into the parking lot of the hospital to make it look good.
>>Thank you god for the opportunity to watch her die

und warum erst in 2 jahren?

komm schon wieso nicht jetzt?

wow i envy this experience
i would of enjoyed that

71v88M

I wanna pound some polish gurl

karma is fair :) thank you karma you did well

I have a medical condition that makes my balls really sensitive and they sometimes hurt without any reason. My biggest fear is that they will some day hurt so much that the only possible way to end it is to amputate them. Not because I want to have kids or I would feel less of a man or shit like that, but because I'm addicted to eating my own cum.

only a small part of your load is sperm from your balls. The rest is from others glands, not your balls. So, cut your balls off and you still will make cum but there will not be sperm in it. Guys that get vasectomies still ejaculate.

i lie on 4 chan all the time.

also, i fucked a 12 year old when i was 25.

i lie on 4 chan all the time

Sickening.

Also, good job.

>drunk af
>horny as well
>fucked a trap
>still hetero

Pic very much related

Tons of bad things happen in my life and I feel like I should care a lot more than I do. I just feel numb. And I think I'm really narcissistic but I can't stop.

ich bin nicht vorbereitet

You are a delusional faggot of the maximum degree but I like your style.

I am DONALD TRUMP!!! And I has only one ball
excuse me
I'm also a fag

Holy christ this thread is full of autism.

>using buzzwords this hard
>not using actuall logic
>not mattering

???

>hard autism using hard buzzwords
>actual flawed logic used
>over worried

!!!

>trying this hard to prove a point
>copying what i wrote
>me not realising you are just laughing at me behind my back

huh?

I pay whores to pee on me while they ride me cowgirl. Most of the time they just let it trickle out, which is nice and warm, and I love the squelching sound afterwards, but I have a select few that'll lean back, really bear down, and spray my chest and face with their hot urine, and that makes me cum buckets!

me too

flagged for autistic mass shooter

you'll bleed for that

yeah, i used to say that 15 years ago, then i turned 30

The thought of being kidnapped and sold of as a sex slave really turns me on.

I once had buttsex on a cough with a random whore i paid when i just turned 18. A piece of poop got on the cough that i didn't see. When my parents came home they saw it and i blamed the dog. They threw him out of the house for the night to learn him a lesson. Next day we got a call telling us he got run over by a car.

I'm a 32 year old virgin and at this point I'm afraid I'll never have sex or be too scared/inexperienced should the time come

I am not what you think I am user.
I, unlike misguided human beings can prove it.

I can help.
Give me info.

You will be fucked so many times you will forget who you are entirely.

Seriously give me info.

Beauremont!? is that you?

in the fourth quarter of my senior year HS i was expelled from a private high school for selling pot.
i went to the local public school which was actually pretty good, and they helped me tremendously mend fences with the excellent university i had already been accepted to.
they were very nice to me, taking my side on every occasion, and even let me graduate and walk on stage to collect my diploma.
all my other friends were from shitty neighborhoods and when they got expelled with me their local public hs made them redo the last year, fucking up any chance of going to a good college.
i was literally spared that fate because i lived in a richer neighborhood than my friends. the local hs admin people were decent empathetic people who realized that you do stupid shit as a kid and i was not deserving of such a harsh punishment.
in retrospect i dodged a hail of bullets that would have been devastating on my career prospects later in life, and should always be grateful for their kindness.

during the 3 month period i went to that public high school one day I found a register unattended in the bookstore and stole $450 from those people who basically saved my life.

still super ashamed.

ookko nää nyarlatoteph :D

Highly overrated. That's also disregarding the fact that at your age you might start being impotent. Especially if you are a smoker/drinker without exercise.

You'll only embarrass your self if you fuck now.

1-Don't know what the fuck to do.
2-Most likely impotent (keeping it up during masturbation and while having rigorous sexual activity are vastly different)
3-Whoever you fuck will majorly disappoint your hentai based expectations as they will either go dry or not cum at all which will royally rape your ego.

Disregard pussy and acquire money. Stick to self improbevement and later get your virginity taken care off.

Just don't wait too long or you'll end up a wizard like this virgin here
This guy went too far lol

Top florp

good for you, that's fucking stupid way to teach/train a dog

No.
My name in latin letters would be pronounced
Tho'athe herakthetem
Your idiot gistorians call me thoth/moonchild/thrice embodied etc.
Mina ei puhu suomista.
But I have been fishing in a lake near pielavesi before.

Just because you like womens clothes it doesnt make you transgender, its just clothes...

dont try to bullshit a bullshitter

Pablo pls go to sleep