ITT: We work at a office

ITT: We work at a office

Hey guys, hope you don't mind if I heat this fish up in the microwave.

Why would you put a fish in the microwave it is raw.

/卐卐/ Sieg Heil /卐卐/

Who the fuck let the neo Nazi in

Who let the nigger in? They are stealing the computers.

I think Dave did.

Dave is a fucken cunt. But you didnt hear that from me. Jen grom accounting said it, im just passing it on.

Goddammit. Sarah won't fire that faggot because she likes riding his dick.

Because it's cold

Not enough Hitler. I quit!

/卐卐/ Sieg Heil /卐卐/

Fucking christ the jew keeps stealing the stationary

Good thing I don't work at an office.

Don't worry about them the neo Nazi will deal with them.

kill yourself until you die

In that case, i'm coming back

Neo Nazi bill will gas him.

Guys, I don't know how this happened, but someone just finished printing 758 copies of the same sheet of pizza coupons, and now we're completely out of ink.

Hide the porn Boss is coming

Did you mail out those return forms ?

Hot dang! It feels great to finally be employed! And I'm making a livable wage!
This must be what adulthood is. I think I like it.

Please hold.

Can I suck your dicks

Did anyone get the 4-11 sent in from corporate? Dave wants it on his desk and complete by 3.

Yes I did you fat walrus fuck

Get out of here now! Neo Nazi bill will gas you

Bob don't be a dick

Dave can go fuck himself and the 4-11.

Not quite yet son. First you must develop crippling depression and a dependency on substance. Then adult hood kicks in.

Also make sure those files get sorted under
"Kikes" and "gas"

hey all, shitter's clogged again

Fuck you jack you're a dickhead

Yeah Dave! Go be a nigger some where else

God damn it pat just call the janitor.

Anyone got some coffee for break room 2b? We're out and precilla is breathing down my neck... please help me.

Yeah, you called, what's the problem?

We will get the damn mexican women to unclog it. What's her name? Whorita? Pedro?

Ha I put mismatched socks on again guys.. gonna be one of those days am I right?

>Fist bump

Roberta you dipshit

*an office

Hello Dunder Mifflin how may i serve you?

Fucking Thomas. Always the clown of the office

Someone throw the grammar nazi out the window

*walks in reeking of weed and holding a fast food drink*
Hey guys sorry I was late, terrible traffic on the way here

Fucc u

Well, nos that you're here go get some bloody work done

The shitter is clogged again

You walk to work, Peter and it's fucking 10:25

Yeah there can only be one Nazi here and that is bill the neo Nazi

Alison in accounting turned me down yesterday and I only cried for 12 minutes.

hi guys! So I received a memo sayin that today is bring your daughter to work...
So here she is little carolina.
Say hi to everyone honey, except for david, he's a douche
huh.. where are your kids?

Ah fuck. Not again, I'll get onto it

My kids dead

god dammit dave

I don't like the look Tim has in his eyes. I hope your daughter has pepper spray and barbed wire pantaloons

New world record

Well Alison is a dopey cunt get over it pussy

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking office floor. Someone call the janitor Dave The Hedgehod down here right away pls.

Six feet underground

tim, you fuckin stay where you are, she remembers when you showed up at our door giving your gay speech about you being a sex offender!

hedgehog, omg I screwed up killing myself faggot

*leaps like gazelle from 12th story window*

I JUST WANT YOUNG FRIENDS IM A CHILD INSIDE..........a child with a 10 inch penis and bag full of drugged jolly ranchers

Jameson forgot to top up the toner again.. One more time and he's fired!

Hey guys Rob from shipping just killed himself. Whose car did he land on?

Guys, whats that out the window?

Maybe it's friendly

But...
But I already did the crippling depression and substance abuse. That's why I've been unemployable for so long.

I'm getting fired aren't I? This always happens. Thanks for the paycheck. I'm gonna use it to drink myself to death.

Who in the fuck set the thermostat up to 77F/25C? It's fucking summertime and hot out.

...

I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in Saturday, hmmmkay

You run tim the Nazi from the 88th cubicle will probably gas you because he just found out your a Jew

HOLY SHIT

The fuck is that smell? holy shit! Who took a fishy shit in the micro wave!? FUCK! How am i supposed to reheat my morning taco?!

I bet it was Shawntayna that sickle celled bitch

FUCKING TERRORISTS

Lucky it just hit the world trade centre

dave.

You'll never get your hands on our blueprints for a lighter more convenient turban

Now now Bobby

Dave! Do you have some fucking Doubkemint Gum you always bring?

ONLY MY HOOKERS CALL ME BOBBY

OH MY GOD
SOME ONE CALL 911

Haha Thomas what a card

Hey there, I have a package for Mr. FagSon.
Who is he?

Yeah but I ain't shearing.

>All I wanted was a quiet day at work.

Will whoever is masturbating on to Alisons desk everyday at least keep it off her computer? The poor girls keyboard has been replaced 3 times this week

Dave! there is a package for you!

Just look for the door with boss's room on it

Green Nissan corsa.. That's daves. Serves him right, the fuccboi

Kek

Lolz he had his dog in the car

I am your hooker Bobby ;)

Who the fuck let this hobo in

MOMMY?

Shush it's a surprise

I AINT GAY

Will you guys shut the fuck up?! Some of us actually do our work..FUCK!

I think my daughter is traumatized..
Huh?
Carolina?
Shit!
Carolina!?!?!
Tim! You fuckin cunt! where are you?!