Eternal /trb/

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>no human femur anywhere
6/10

>he didnt use that picture of butters
3/10

>no butters thread pic

Step it up, HC.

youtube.com/watch?v=9pNBYSto1Ro

>all these transfers
I love journeyman backup keepers.

this too

updated

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>receding hairline
>darkened moustache
>"twenty"

>turning butters into le ebin maymay
Nuh uh.

the icing on the cake? the missed penalty

youtube.com/watch?v=MGL_3WDUrBY

Fixed a tiny bit more, very shoddily.

will butters ever recover from this?

You better believe he's grounded.

>not "You butter believe he's grounded."

Does this mean there will be no more CAH?

I was making a South Park reference, not a pun.

Malvinas por favor.

O-oh, sorry.

>Malvinas
>

needs to look old to complement the leadership

I had to give you the benefit of the doubt somewhere.

What is that animal on the wall to the left of the picture?

Gecko/lizard/tiny-iguana.

it's the Geico

Butters.

>want to ease him into the first team but he keeps acting like a faggot

I've gone through three tutors trying to improve his professionalism and it's still awful. I only have one viable tutor left if the current guy fails.

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Blame the >user db

the user DB has screwed me over with a player getting mad about missing training camp even though he was on international duty and ineligible

this guy's faggotry transcends the DB

I was playing civ and not looking at the thread and what is this

Youre the new mitch

>I was playing civ
Casual.

bless up, famborghini

what happened to old midge?

He disappeared into the ether, fulfilling Newton's hypothesis.

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>20
Too old.

This is why English football is behind.

>Brazil
>20 years old

He looks Mongolian and 35.

2bf, the country with the largest population of Japanese people outside of Japan is Brazil.

>introduce a coworker to FM
>check on him a couple days later
>he signs greyed-out players

I actually laughed out loud, what the hell.

At least teach him to not be a casual

Does he bang on the counter and compare his players to Al Pacino?

Only 18 or younger so they can be homegrown at my club and I can take credit for developing them.

But I have 4 players trained at Fiorentina and 9 in Italy already. Plus a handful coming up through the ranks. All is well.

(English footy sucks)

See.

I'm afraid that's not enough lad. Every player needs to be homegrown and trained at your club, not just in your country.

>backup keeper accidentally becomes involved with a match earlier in the day
>"oh well, i'll just carry an extra defender instead...it's not like my main keeper is gonna get hurt"
>main keeper gets hurt
>mfw

Well I must disagree with you then.

>backup keeper accidentally becomes involved with a match earlier in the day
Reminds me of youtube.com/watch?v=npq5AYgWrvY

>implying those are real homegrown players

you can poach all the 18 year olds in the world you want, that blue box is meaningless if they didn't come from your youth intake.

Can we keep this up?

>26 matches remaining

well it turns out Jhon Arango is a pretty alright keeper, 7.0 match rating

I'm gonna start a quick save with the European Championships/World Cup, would you guys say playing as England is a challenge or is it easy mode? What teams would you suggest?

England is about as easy as you can get.

He had his way with me in my last game, although I was playing my worst lineup all year since it was the last game in the group and was already six points clear to win. Decided to show all the faggots bitching about playing time what happens when they all get their wish.

yeah, upon further consideration i realised england would be too easy. i might just try and get canada into the world cup and see how far i can go with them

He's been awesome for me, won a golden boot in the Bundesliga last year but still can't get capped by Germany
Some other user was saying how Selke was shit in his save

>last season
>striker was murderballed
>got Balotelli on a loan from Liverpool

>this season
>two best midfielders were murderballed
>get Joe Allen on a loan from Liverpool

TYBL

>BL
Put your trip back on, CW.

>Allegri leaves Italy after WC 2022
>Mancini moves from Arsenal to Italy
>Allegri replaced Mancini at Arsenal

This happens after every major tournament.

>remember I have a PS3
>now that I work and have money, think that I can buy some games
>check the prices
>they are more expensive than before
>thanks, inflation
>click on a game on "super sale"
>it's 100$ more expensive than the other ones
>"You'll save -100$!"

U wot m80s. I'll stick to FM, thank you very much.

DOES IT

DOES IT

>living in a third world country

gr8 blog post m8, please post again soon

its ok mad i wont bully you

What else do you really need other than FM though.

It's too early in the morning to be shouting like this lad

IS IT

IS IT

>3000-984
>still playing games on a console
A PC and 3-4 steam games is all the entertainment I'll ever need in life desu

This is why I love Mexico, I can just go to a plaza and buy games stolen from stores or trucks at half price.

>not being a casual on console

do we still do dubs chooses teams in these threads? haven't seen one in a while.

and you probably wont even be beheaded on the way

you might get a forced vacation

Mexico City is safe, Jack.

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""""""""""safe""""""""""

Don't bully, or I'll go steal jobs to Canada instead of America,it's easy to get in Canada these days, anyway.

leyton orient

perth glory

Nothing a gas mask can't solve, gotta make some sacrifices to be the most developed city in Latin America.

Go Ahead Eagles

Happy to win the group, but gotta give most of the credit to Barcelona for shitting the bed

What's better in regards to facilities? Excellent or superb? What's the best?

>left back gets sent off when the game is won
>sub on backup left back
>he gets a yellow card immediately and is suspended for the next game

kek, can I play a >wenger at fullback? should be fine surely

left footed midfielder would probably be better if you have one

This is something that's always pissed me off. These adjectives can be used interchangeably and it's very weird to have them classified as one under the other when they all mean the same thing

With that being said, Excellent is the best.

into the trash you go

>tendonitis
>5 months

your physio a shit

b-but we have the best physios in the league

partizan belgrade

must just be Drinkwater then

4-5 months for knee tendonitis is crazy, that's like torn ACL/broken leg tier downtime

he's so good but he's so injury prone ;_;
why do the fm gods tease me so?

>6 goalkeeping coaches

is this really necessary? I only have 2

>20 years old

at least they're mostly minor, only adds up to about 4-5 months over the course of 4+ years