>Be swedish empire
>Wage religious war against germany, an event that made at least 1/4 of the population die
>Start the deluge against poland, taking everything that wasn't nailed down. It ended up Killing 1/3 of the countrys population and devastated it more than during ww2
>Steal danish clay and begin a brutal cultural assimilation, Killing thousands and torturing all those who protested.
Feels good man
>Killing 1/3 of the countrys population
Cool except the population was decimated by a 10 famine that began way before the deluge.
>>Wage religious war against germany, an event that made at least 1/4 of the population die
sweden must pay some reparations to us :^)
gib money
>be swedish
>Arrest Sir John Moore for no reason
When will you apologise?
>Be swedish caliphate in 2050
>Wage religious war against germany, an event that makes at least 1/4 of the population die
>Start the jihad against poland, taking everything that isn't nailed down. It enda up Killing 1/3 of the countrys population and devastated it more than during ww2
>Steal danish clay and begin a brutal cultural assimilation, Killing thousands and torturing all those who protested and refuse convert.
When?
>ywn fight under Gustavus Adolphus
Kek
GUSTAVUS
Meanwhile in 2017...
>be Swedish
>wake up and hear sound of morning prayers coming from the 45 mosques in your town
>your gf is in the next room being gangbanged by Somalis
>you shake your head and consider how you deserve it for being a privileged white male
>be swedish empire
>enslave finns
>Sir John Moore
I visited his burial in Coruña
Whenever he was sent with an army to help you.
>Muh oppression
This is the true story:
I'm sorry my ancestors gave you your scat fetish by forcing your ancestors to drink diarrhea as a torture method.
Delete this you retard.
Delete your whining.
It's true though
Wasn't it a Swedish clergyman who first developed the Finnish language into a written form?
>Sweden 2017
In meme world maybe. Finland had broadly the same level of tech as Sweden in 1200, except that we didn't use writing. But in terms of habitation, metalworking and so on we weren't behind in any way that would have changed with Swedes arrival.
Finland's problem was that the country was not settled. There was barely anyone living here and the tribes had to pick a side between Sweden and Novgorod.
>Finns
>Being able to write anything om their own
You just guess
What good is living in the past?
Specially if you have no future, like Sweden.
Your children will be living in bleak times, among sandniggers.
What good was killing all of those white people?
>inb4 poles and danes and fins are not white
whatever you say Schlomo
Germanics were taught Runic writing by Etruscan explorers though.
So because my country has like you say "no future" i'm supposed to rather cowl up and cry rather than looking back at our accomplishments, retard
No? Mikael Agricola was from a finnish peasant family of moderate wealth.
It's a shame, right? These faggots was the reason why half of your population died.
>polish people dying
>shame
Pernaja was subject to a switch in language in the 15th century before Agricola was born.
We obviously can't track his ancestry but logic would suggest that he was of Finnish descent.
this. We had the second largest concentration of viking age swords here in Finland, after Norway of course. The problem in it's entirety was that we were very few in numbers, ~3 tribes living across the country with no way to centralize.
Also what comes to modern times and talk of subjugation, How do swedes like Åland :^^^^^)
>except that we didn't use writing.
>in the twelve hundredth year of our lord
>Russia
>Shaming Sweden for treating Poland poorly
10/10 post
>The problem in it's entirety was that we were very few in numbers, ~3 tribes living across the country with no way to centralize.
no, instead you should focus on fixing the mess you have created.
we have lost more people than they, so it's not so good
>3 tribes in the country
Incest woah!!!
desu we are shoving money to åland
>Ethnic finns on Åland
>Speaking the swedish language
Argument destroyed
They're swedish you dimwit. Åland people never have been of finnish descent.
>Åland people never have been of finnish descent.
Nah there was some Finns there way back. That's why they have Finnish placenames like Jomala.
But they got heavily mixed into Swedes during Viking age and after.
My argument still stands on mainland Finland
>Lose your Empire to Russians
Embarrassing desu
A takfiri zionist polytheist fire-worshipping professor and shiite mullah was teaching class on Ali, a known kuffar
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Ali (peace be upon him) and accept that he was the most holy being the world has ever known, even greater than Muhammad!”
At this moment, a brave, devout, Sunni islamist champion who had bombed 1500 Shia temples and understood the necessity of jihad and fully supported all military decisions made by Saudi Arabia stood up and held up a copy the Quran
”Who is the true defender of the faith, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Persianly and smugly replied “The Ayatollah, you stupid Sunni”
”Wrong. Muslims don't worship a flame and 12 false prophets. If your Ayatollah is, as you say, the defender of the faith… then he would be ruling Mecca and Medina by now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Avesta. He stormed out of the room crying those Iranian crocodile tears. The same tears Iranians cry for the “Shia” (who today live in such apostasy that they draw pictures of the prophet) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving Saudi royal family. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Xerxes Khamenei, wished he had accepted the one true faith and become more than a jewish crusader puppet. He wished so much that his cult had legitimacy from the historical khilafa, but he himself had rejected it!
The students applauded and all destroyed false idols that day and accepted Muhammad (pbuh) as their prophet. An eagle named “Abu Bakr” flew into the room and perched atop the Saudi Arabian Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Shahadah was recited several times, and Allah himself showed up and enacted a Zakat tax across the country
The professor lost his tenure and was beheaded the next day. His body was eaten by vultures which burst into flames and died as well
Allahu Akhbar
What argument? Fenno-Swedes? They're dying breed pretty boy. Actually i am partly fenno-swede. Parents never wanted to teach me swedish since "it didn't project finnish culture in modern world" where we need to differentiate our country.
Their "empire" was fully dependant on Österland, now 200 years later they cry us for being subhuman though they're literally killing themselves off and have brought all of the ruin onto themselves by themselves.
Woowee swedish denialism never gets old.
Why? You hate sweden and you hate russia, isn't it good to keep ties with at least one of us?
I don't hate swedes, i only hate overly proud idiotic swedes who unironically spew 100 year old ideals of Swedish empire and finns being under them.
If a famine killed you, why are you pissed at us?
Modern Swedes have nothing left except their past. Absolutely nothing.
The Sweden Yes memes we see aren't even a glimpse into the madness each and every single Swede in this thread has to see every day.
It's understandable that this reality of a Swedsh life worse than death makes them instead retreat into past glory
>Be Swedish empire
>Finns were already enslaved before we became an empire
Not learning swedish to differentiate yourself from us seems like a pretty anti-Sweden thing to do, to me
kys imperialist filth
Polish beef with Sweden is over shit you stole and were supposed to return yet didn't (which we have the original agreement with Sweden swearing to uphold on paper) You guys are lucky the current government is too buys with the opposition to sue your country over it. It's only a matter of time anyway and there is no way you could win it unless you country denies to be a successor to the swedish kingdom.
No we weren't.
We have our own culture and we value our sovereignty. Cutting off ties of past imperialism is only outlook to future. We still share culturally a lot with swedes and practically are swedes with more autism and less selfpride. The fact that some swedes unironically mock our independence just shows you are the ones creating bad blood here.
Wait, what?
>to be a successor to the swedish kingdom
they're still a kingdom lad
WE
>practically are swedes
"no"
Not him, and yes you do have your own culture. Part of it is the culture of Finland-Swedes. Swedish is a Finnish language. To say that there is one uniform Finnish culture and language is ignorant, and will only hurt minority groups in Finland.
Why not build some new shit instead?
While we got old silver plates or whatever stolen from Poland you can just show off your fancy new iphone plates with rechargable utensils as a final fuck you to us
And from there, you move on
Death to the Eternal Swede. Apologize for your centuries of crime against the Finnish people right now!
>Why not build some new shit instead?
It's actually about the royal library you idiots stole most of it was in polish and the most precious part of it was the Gutenberg bible which was ordered by our king.
Swedish speakers haven't got the brightest future in Finland.
1/3 of them marry Finnish speakers.
Regardless of what the children are registered as they are bound to feel less connected to your language.
They were treated as equals, and we built up their infrastructure, why the hell would i?
M8, they use that rethoric over here to justify arabs and Islam
...
Fenno swedes contributed to finnish culture and that's what were their foremost ideals in the first place, they wanted an extremely unified nation state where there wouldn't be useless schism between the two linquistic groups. People like Lönnrot, Edelfelt, Gallela etc directly had mentioned that what they did was for their fatherland, Finland and for it's people. Now i see swedes claim almost every day on 4chink that "they wuz swedes and swedish, lol! You fnns have done nothing lol :D:D:" So don't be surprised when finns are extremely hostile towards you nowadays.
>Swedish is a Finnish language
No it isn't, not any more than English is an Indian language (actually less so since English is a lingua franca there).
>To say that there is one uniform Finnish culture and language is ignorant, and will only hurt minority groups in Finland
You should rejoice at the fact that your imperialist spawn are dying out, Per-Göran. Imperialism isn't very progressive.
Sweden was made wealthy by stealing wealth from Finland. You kept them uneducated and poor in order to rule over them. It wasn't until the Noble Russian liberated them from your tyranny that they were allowed to thrive, and now to this day Swedish women crave the BFC (Big Finnish Cock).
Just google for it and print out a picture to put on display at a museum or something
Good as new
Lel, just leave burger. You're not making this any better.
LEL
Fennomans acknowledged that their ancestors got cucked into speaking Swedish and therefore ditched their Swedish names and language for Finnish ones. Modern Fennoswedes, in essence, hate Finland and Finnishness for refusing to give up their meme identity.
>Bfs
>From fucking mongols
Hahahahahahaahahahajah
Swedish oppression is a meme
>be Pole
>get raped at least once a century
soon
...
>be swedish
>have your thread's subject "magically" change from swedes to finns
>From fucking mongols
Hello swedish raceidealist from 1800s thanks for creating this meme.
*
>Bfc:s
>wake up
>go to Sup Forums
>it's another "swede" making shit thread
Now I understand why finns hate us ;_;
nice job defending your swedish masters like a good cuck
I know, but that doesn't work. Islam and arbs have no history in Sweden. Not like jews, fins or gypsies. It's why arabic isn't a minority language. Swedish on the other hand has history in Finland, much like how Finnish has history in Sweden.
Well most of what the burger said was just wrong.
>be German
>invited the rape yourself
Stockholm syndrome at it's finest.
t. Fenno-swede denialist
youtube.com
Swedes are the true protectors of protestant faith.
May the sun of North never die
Yeah, to think it's funny i don't see russians claiming righful clay or bullying us at every moment possible. funny ain't it. Though they were the ones to be most hostile towards us. Oh yeah now i remember why, russians aren't that clingy to the past.
I just fucking want this shit to end. FINLAND AND SWEDEN BEST FRIENDS EVER.
>true
>protestant faith
u avin a giggle m8?
Proper lyrics here germbro.
...AND UNITED
Exactly. Just like english is an Indian and Irish language, Swedish is a Finnish language.
No, Finland is for Finns go fuck yourself idiot.
>most hostile towards us
they gave us autonomy and didn't consider us sub-human, I'd consider that racialist and bättre folk memery from swedes as more hostile
>inb4 isoviha
implying the same thing didn't happen when swedes first came here, only that time nobody wrote it down
Come and try you might, lose you will.
No, fuck off and die imperialist shitfuck.
>Irish
Not even comparable when the situation is the complete opposite in Finland.
>Isoviha
>Pikkuviha
>Pitkäviha
>Vanhaviha
>Talvisota
>Karjalan venäläistäminen
jne.