Transformers: The Last Knight

Transformers: The Last Knight

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>the same audiences who watch capeshit shit on this and pretend it isn't just the same shit

I'm not saying these movies are good but pretty hypocritical

Are they running outta ideas for titles ?

Is this the one they want to make a "Hasbro Cinematic Universe" thing?

>Transformers: The Last Knight

Couldn't care about it any less

nahhh there is literally nothing wrong with capeshit

both same shit

It isn't for you, it's made for the glorious chinese money.

>tfw the Transformers Prime cartoon is better than the movies with million dollars budget

I thought we all agreed transformers has a pass because we know it's the movie that's allowed to have retarded action everywhere to the max.

The issue is when all other movies do it, especially in movies that are supposed to have a plot.

With Jurassic World they had a robot dinosaur, now it is time of game of thrones.

These movies are "Scary movie" with robots and without intentional bad jokes

???

worst trailer ever? I'm giving this movie a 2/10 so far.

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It's going to be another masterpiece from Bay. After Pain & Gain I have high hopes for this.

JUST tier when compared to the first

>Optimus Prime turns evil, saying Earthlings need to pay energy to the Autobots. Sparks a trade war with Earthings
>The Last Knight of the Cybertronions, named Rodimus Prime, calls to the Earthlings to fight against the ruthless Optimus Prime.
>Shia recast as Main Character
>Main Character's girlfriend is a Chinese girl now
>Majority of the battles are in Shanghai
>Xiaomi, Alibaba and Chinese companies shameless product placement
>Ends with Optimus Prime giving a speech to all of Cybertron, stating "Make Cybertron great again"

all of the transformers flicks except for maybe the first one, if you're being really generous, are complete fucking trash tier.

Looks legit.

what thoughts? it's just an image.
but the new font sucks why won't they keep the one from 1-3?

I know people talk up Marvel for starting the whole CINEMATIC UNIVERSE thing, and they obviously actually did. But I'll never understand why Hasbro didn't do this first. They sell their shit to Dreamworks or whoever it was, then those people go off and make Transofrmers and GI Joe and then, shockingly Battleship.

There was obviously a link between all of them. They literally could've done it first. Not that it would have been better, but there is clearly something there. The Transformers obviously changed the game on warfare, wholesale. Even have the white and black army guys from the first Transformers carry over into the build-up of GI Joe, and then have the aliens in Battleship be some enemy of the Transformers or even just more Decepticons. It's not like those aliens were from the board game, anyway.

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So lads why does the cgi after the first film looks so fake?

Eh the first 3 were good but the 4th one was astoundingly bad. Even the cgi sucked.

i never saw the 4th movie cuz the 2nd and 3rd were so shit, but why does the grass in china shoot sparks?
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this will be the second best kino there is, there was or ever will be after avatar.

Why the fuck does the aspect ratio change so much?
Also that Transformer 1 theme

i always wondered about that. it must have to do with lighting as well as how believable the actor's interactions are with transformers that are actually there

>You will defend my family or die
>I'll kill you
Jesus Christ why the fuck is Optimus like this? Why is the music and sound effects so low? It just makes the action shite
Also that Bumblebee design looks horrible.

>tfw Peter Cullen has to work on this shite

No offense but why the fuck do they keep making these?

The most recent one was literally (not figuratively) one of the worst movies i've ever seen

Like I honestly don't believe even children would be entertained by it at this point

It's the IMAX meme.

Because Chinks eat this shit up. Simplistic plot and CGI porn so it's easy to follow for the uneducated masses.

They made optimus a bad ass motherfucker in TF3 and had him do a double murder with a double tap on sentinel prime all with one arm. Then they have him be a pussy in the 4th one and beg for dino help and get fucked up during the final battle and have to get his ass saved again. Fuck this writing.

>They're making another shitting Transformers movie.
Fuck Hasbro. Fuck them.

It's a sister ILM branch that works on these movies, now.

>"you know when we made the robots looks like human but still looks robot-ish?"
>"let's ditch it and make them look more human"
vomitgirl.jpg

I heard they were making a GI Joe/MASK movie.

They're both shit, but the TF4 design is even more shit. Only the face resembles Prime at this point.

I didn't bother seeing the last two
And I don't think anyone else did
How and why are they still making these pieces of shit?

Money.

With the second one, you could argue they were quick and high on their own ego, but with the third and fourth one, there is no excuse of ignorance. They know what they're doing, and it's ont good at all.

But who is seeing these movies?
I don't understand?
In all the theaters where I live, each one only lasted a week in theaters because no one was seeing them

>yfw ponies show up

>Be Peter Cullen
>Land job as two giant robots for kids
>Couldbegood.jpg
>Talk to older brother about it
>Peter, don't be a Hollywood hero, be a real hero. Real heroes don't yell and act tough; they are tough enough to be gentle, so control yourself.
>Years later You get to reprise the roll in a movie
>TFW he's much more violent and nothing like you played him

Judging from each of the box offices, someone obviously does

Legitimately one of the worst robot designs I've ever seen, you'd think maybe they'd be smart and make Drift look like a Japanese ROBOT rather than just an actual fucking samurai.

A cinematic univeres from them would be too pathetic and terrible for it to matter.

>People will still give this money

All I wanted was a good Transformers movie. Now we've got 5 shit ones.

This is what he looks like in the comics, keep Watanabe as his voice actor and he's still obviously Japanese given his mannerisms.

Except that its shit just like transformers
They're literally both capeshit, capeshit isn't exclusive to superheros, TFA is capeshit as well

Maybe this board should do something.

If it can cause hundreds of innocent people to be killed, I'm sure bankrupting a billion-dollor company (or simply having this film series canned to take baby steps) wouldn't be too hard.

I remember how excited I was in 2007 to see the first film, I grew up with the 80s cartoons and since I had no father Optimus was the only paternal figure in my life. I actively avoided everything about it until it came out so I could be completely blown away by what I saw. When I actually saw it I was shocked by how bad and wrong it was, nothing felt right about it. Being a man child is suffering.

>evil Optimus prime

Oooooohh

>That time Bay Prime let millions die to prove a point to a couple of government officials

These movies are surreal because of how evil Optimus is, yet he's played like a wise hero. He's basically Megatron in different colors by this point.

I refuse to post my thoughts because it's discriminatory against robots.

Are you me? Except I refused to say it was bad at first, I kept convincing myself it was great.

Why do they suddenly HAVE to use swords and handguns? Why couldn't they stick to those internal blasters from the first one? Also, why do they insist on having every climax include the US military ravaging the robots with guns? These are hyper advanced alien machines who had the technology to travel lightyears to reach earth. No way they don't have the tech to shrug of literal caveman-tier human/flea gunz. From day one i was hopeful we would get a Jurassic Park-like scenario where the huge robots stomp everyone, and we actually did in the first scene of T1, but now they are just treating the Transfomers like slightly bigger soldiers. Especially evident during the Lockdown/military treaty bullshit

>A robot from space
>Japanese

Uhhh.....

BEASTIES WHEN?

Go ahead and neck yourself. The first one is the best sci fi action movie ever

>The first one is the best sci fi action movie ever
I Knew we had underaged here but this is ridicuous

I just want to see Optimus being fuck up by Decepticons, is that too much to ask for?

How does Michael Bay get away with all the wacky racist shit in his movies? You would've thought Tumblr would've jumped on him after this. It's a fucking Samurai Transformer named Drift. Not to mention how the model in this last movie was half-naked all the time

No, I admitted it was bad as soon as I saw the first transformer. It was a bad day senpai.

Didn't he fucking destroy Cybertron in the third movie after betraying Sentinel and ruining the spacegates?

Didn't he also ruin any hype for Cybertonian life in the second one when he destroyed the solar harvester?

chinamen

Space Weebs.

I'm not into ponies but that sounds like the kind of mindfuck shit I go to movies for. I'd watch it.

Prove to the world nigga. Problem is Earth wants to play with the big boys but can't.

>giving the bots shitty human faces
>removing likable bots every movie and replacing them with generic literally who's
First team was nice, now it's literally just Optimus left
Also;
>replacing the "RAAAAAH!!" from the trailer as Grimlock charges Optimus

Are you implying chinese are less educated than americans?

why? kids love samurai stuffs
the problem is, why would Bay approved the new autobots with human facial features
I mean look at this, they literally just copy-paste a fat scottish model into giant robot with his beard and giant cigarette

First one is quite good 2bh, should have focused more on the bots tho. Also, why did they killed Jazz? I played the game before seeing the movie and almost died watching that

But i don't want to remove it, just retcon it into goodness

It's not even a space robo cigar, it's just a shell with the end heated up, why doe he have it in his mouth? what's the point?

It will happen! But it will be:
>shit
>forced af
>a one time thing

Don't forget:
>Paying people to shill it online.

What PS2 game is this?

Do they actually do this?

Because he's the hero we deserve
The last true manly action movie director
A beast from a era long forgotten when you could say things like "faggot" and not be ashamed

How old are you? 20? I'm 27

hasbro's getting pretty desperate

WHEEEEREEE IS THE CUUUUBEEEE?

Thats why T1 will be the best one and the only good one.

THE HUMANS HAVE TAKEN IT

[low gutteral groan]

YOU FAILED YET AGAIN, STARSCREAM. GET THEM!

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Why does this looks better than every single Marvel flick?

Literally the GOAT shot

gangster as fuck

goddamn I miss the days of TF1, I watched that movie legit more than 20 times in the cinema, goddamn what a waste of the sequels.

Shit I know every single sound effect, every creak, camera shot from here, and when bonecrusher went through the bus like that really fucked me up, always get me how terrifying that shit looks.

AoE had great autobot scenes
The banter between was literally a live action cartoon, this is what the other movies needed

Those transformation scenes must have been fun for the animators, I wonder what program they used for that, its ace

Man these movies have god-tier sound design

Say what you want about Michael Bay but he always shines on the technical aspect of his movies

Thats true, man if he had a competant story writer and people who held him down to make movies like the first TF1 he wouldn't be so bad after all

This and Nolan.
Critics and Oscars keep themselves to a formula, the transformer movies simply don't follow it, it's more about technical details, crazy action, robotfests and similar shit.

And well, it sells, none of the retards understood Inception but it still worked because people find it cool.

>that 0:23
>that everything

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Who else going to be sad when Peter Cullen dies?

>Nolan
>good sound

Lol

>tdrk nuff said
>interstellar noone in the theatre could hear what anyone was saying

>implying
he's a part of the immortals

One decepticon takes an entire fucking army base by himself in this movie
In the sequels, they get shot down by regular assault rifles

unforgivable desu