Bricks open layup

>bricks open layup

>passes to player in double coverage instead of wide open man right next to him

FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS FUCK

>Plays apehoop

>he's a whiteboi

>let's "friend" borrow car

>friend gets caught stealing gas with your car and asks for pickup from jail

>all alone on a layup attempt and pulls up for a 1 foot jumper
>misses

>thinking black bongs care about basketball

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>center stands out of bounds behind the basket while the other team does a wide open dunk

>plays for the Bucks

They do actually, at least in the midlands

>CPU keeps hitting bullshit shots with players that wouldn't even take shots like that irl
I literally played a game earlier where Drummond hit 2 corner threes ffs, neither were even buzzer beaters

CPU always drains open threes

yet with a max stats max badges boosts 3pt shooter you won't ever hit every single three

if I have the slightest bit of horizontal movement I know the shot will brick

So glad that nigger isnt on the team anymore

he hit a three to win that game though

>hes literally a cuckold roleplaying as a minority

He's waaay better than MCW tbqh. MCW can't dribble can't shoot can't pass. Bucks would have been a 40 win team last year if they had Knight lmao

>mycareer
>play for the Knicks
>get a steal
>Carmelo has an open basket
>pass to him
>stops and misses a jumpshot

>5 minutes
>0 points
>0 rebounds
>0 steals
>0 assists
>0% fg

dam boi, u gon be de next mj

>Busck

>passes to the defender at half court instead of our own point guard under the hoop

>Gets a Jordan shoe deal

>Pass ball to big man under basket near baseline
>Shoots the ball at the back of the backboard so it goes out of bounds

>get a steal
>pass off to teammate for easy dunk and assist
>misses layup

This game is a fucking joke. I have a 99 OVR small forward and I made him 6'6 just for the purpose of being able to dunk and have a bit of speed.

It's fucking retarded how much shit fucks up in this game and how it does everything it can to make sure you play like dogshit while the CPU drains contested shots all game. I'm so tired of bricking open shots or passing to teammates who don't know how to shoot. And for fuck's sake your teammates literally don't know how to pass the ball except for when you're covered, in which case they'll throw it directly to the guy guarding you because that was the plan.

Oh and fuck the bullshit where LeBron and KD are tall as shit yet also the fastest players on the court but if you made your player that tall you'd run as slow as a 350 lb man.

>2000-01 Kobe wide open in the corner
>as close to the green as possible without being green
>clangs off the rim
>DeAndre Jordan with a hand in his face
>10/10 from 3

The stat limits were put in place because you could have a 6'10 SF with 90+ speed and 90+ 3pt

Ey fuk u m80 they gonna bring the trophy home to Milwaukee next season, cap this.

>mfw I got the green on a midrange jumper with chandler parsons
>still missed

>up 20 against Cleveland
>4 players have double red rings on offense
>suddenly everything is missing
>Fast break dunks, wide open 3's, low post hooks all missing
>The friendly AI on defense is falling asleep, cavs are constantly wide open
>every player is near perfect from the field
>lose by 2
oh fuck off with the rubberbanding

Except the game is super unbalanced now because of it.

If 2k is going to do stat caps then they should be more realistic in terms of athleticism

Fuck me this!

Every time

>Sprinting down court on a fast break
2v1 with the 1 being Isaiah Thomas
>Throw the lob for the oop
>throws it in the general direction of nobody
y

fuck

>Playing for the Suns
>up 18 points against the wolves
>coach pulls me
>come back in
>down by 6
The fuck?!
>go up by 8 again 4th quarter
>coach pulls me again
>check back in
>down by 8
>2 minutes to go
We aren't losing this fucking game!
>score 12 straight points
>less then 1 minute to go
>coach pulls me again!
>check back in with 10 seconds to go
>down by 6
>lose by 4

Fuck this shit!
I wasn't even tired and this faggot coach kept pulling me at the worst time. I seriously hate how your team doesn't know how to play if you aren't holding Thierry hands the whole fucking game.

I think my favorite was
>Pulled in the 4th up by 18
>Lose by 23

> 99 rating 3 point shooting
>2/11 3 pointers

Why

Use a different jumpshot.

Rating literally makes no difference once you have badges

My 99 outside shooting midget guard shoots 3's at the exact same percentage as my max height inside PF

>Play on PC with help of cheat engine
>Have 8'1 Center with all 99's and 83 badges and Elite guard layup packages

This game is great on PC.

It's alright but you have to leave CE open all the time to keep the height cheats on

Playing a seven foot PG is hilarious

>Player on the fast break
>Try to pass
>He hands it off behind him
If the user passing interface wasn't a joke this wouldn't be an issue

They've been rubberbanding this game for at least 7 years, now you notice it?

>he can't icon pass
>laughing_whores.jpg

>all star 1 from famous players like MJ, Jerry west, LeBron heat
>vs all star team 2 from 2015 roster
>was winning by 22 as all star 1 in the second half
>auto simple to 4th
>losing by 30
>jump in play as based jerry west
>rained threes
>i won by 10

Fuck this shit

>MyTeam
>make my court's 3-point line the same colour as the court floor
>team entirely built around dunkers (MJ, Erving, Wilkins etc.)
>change the arena music so an annoying truck horn play everytime a dunk is made
>roughly 75% of games end in wins from ragequits

>Player is always Square
>Until He's wide open, then he's Triangle
It changes the icons based on mystery variables

>at the 3 pt line
>Shot meter is huge
>Start to shoot
>Meter shrinks to a single pixel
>Have 95 standing 3pt
thanks 2k for rigging the game

>3 pt shot is way off the center of the meter
>nothing but net

thanks 2k

Pretty good.

neat

Took your idea

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Every FUCKING time

As a superstar in the game the single key is aggressive obviousness. My player is another beast all together.

Ride that accelerator button & make contact/box out at all costs, even in guard play. The computer makes no regard between Muggsy Bouges & Manute Bol, we all know this.

AT ALL COSTS DRIVE THE LANE & GG ON YOUR MID AIR MOVES

is the game worth $9.38, or is there too many shenanigans?

In a word.. No.

2k13 through 14 are much better. Get it for free.

this, fucking this

& when I say mid air moves I mostly mean pass out to the open guy on the 3pt line.

It's a serious glitch if you can time it right.

i still play on last gen for 2K16 and it's slightly different than next gen but i'm not sure if you get that STUPID FUCKING ANIMATION where you're wide open under the basket for a standing layup and the player literally just drops the ball in mid air as it counts as a shot

>play online teamup
>one assist away from triple double with the lead and 10 secs left in the 4th
>pass to wide open cpu player in paint for easy assist
>dribbles out the clock

LOL you guys are just shit, I win every game with a 10+ point lead.

Get good faggots, its not the game, its you.

>icon pass on fast break
>guy fumbles it and anitation takes him out of bounds

What happened to NBA Live? did EA completely give up? can NBA2K ever be great again without competition?

>playing on anything else besides HOF difficulty
>playing with Cavs/Warriors
>needing to prove yourself on Sup Forums

The reactions from the bench players and how they just casually walk onto the court are my favorite things about basketball webms

>he didnt get it free

It's shit. 2k has been better since like 07. I'm pretty sure the last NBA Live had KD on the cover.

Wrong.

Play on all-star & set the slider accordingly.

I always slate a ten game set in which I loes with in reason. This will make it competitive & dislodge rubber band play.

Search, there are appropriate slider finds online.

The fuck Sup Forums, this shit should be known.


It's just like Madden, you pick the setting before HoF & set proper sliders so you bit nails.

>>change the arena music so an annoying truck horn play everytime a dunk is made
post vid pls

>playing in all star game
>"defensive breakdown"

Got it free. Played it twice. The throwback teams were the only thing worth a shit. it was fun playing as the Raptors with Vince and Tmac.

This. Above all-star difficulty your teammates might as well have their shorts around their ankles.

>made a 4'5" C
>never win a tipoff
>shots get blocked unless it's an ultra fast animation dunk
>tfw becomes the starting C
NBA + CE are always the best combination

>tfw buy 2K16 for like $10 on PS3 for updated rosters but mainly to play as T-mac and Yao
>First new 2K since 2K13, excited to try out all the new features
>JewK hasn't added the throwback teams to the previous gen copies of the game
>Historical teams are exactly the same as the ones from 2K13
>Player models are still shit
>I paid for a much worse version of 2K13
Fuck 2K, this piece of shit has convinced me never to buy another 2K game. I'm fucking done.

Poorfag, get next gen

> 2k14 playing a PG in my career
> try to defend Kyrie Irving
> your guy just keeps bouncing off him like you and Kyrie are two magnets with the same pole

Spoonfed please big strong Americans, what are the best settings?

>CPU literally never misses shot clock expiring desperation jumpers

>playing as a big man
>inbounding guard is getting rekt in the backcourt by a trap/press
>wide open near half court
>"bad call for pass! bad call for pass!"
>8 sec violation

>Finally manage to make starter at 30 min
>Celtics up 20
>Subbed in @ 4Q 3:55
>Lose by 6

2K not even once

All-star

No Auto timeouts

All CPU fouling set to 75. Fuck the computer blocking every shot with no whistle but if I so much as tickle a motherfucker they at the line with bonus shots

>Every PG and SG from a legends team has at least a 70 in 3pt shooting.

>Even players that played before a 3 pt line

I just want to relive 1960s basketball, but I cant turn off the 3 pt line and charge arc. Fucking bullshit.

Legends teams are such a good idea but the stars from the 1960s-70s-80s are all underrated compared to mediocre players of today. They all play the same too. Sydney Moncreif and Clyde Drexler are functionally the same as Gary Payton. Shawn Kemp and Karl Malone are almost exactly the same.

04 KG doesnt have a 90 in Pick and Roll defense despite being a top 3 pnr defender ever.

Stockton has a b- in steals despite having MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE TO EVER PLAY.

I almost want to make my own legends roster.

I can afford it, there's just literally no point getting anything current gen outside of the wii u which I'm pretty sure doesn't have 2K16. PS4 and X1 have no games, not gonna buy a console for a (still pretty shit) 2K game

Who's writing MyCareer this time?

Please tell me they're going back to normal 2k without the drama.

>jose calderon drives to the paint
>lock him down
>he does no look behind the back pass in mid air
>ball goes through my defender's stomach and into opposing player's hands for a 3