Be American

>be American

What happens next?

>get hypertension and diabetes
>die of a heart attack while on the toilet

get shot

dominate world

get fucked up

suck dick

pay tip
plus other tip

>be American

>28.0%

Good thing I have dual citizenship, usa and poland.

I can bounce when the coons take over

>gun

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What happens if you can't pay mister Cohen? What will they do?

Put the baby back in

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What does "skin to skin" mean.

Holding the baby

wait what

does it unironically cost you money to give birth in the US?
and in the thousands.
jesus christ

Holy shit lmao

Oh well; the system may not be perfect, but it's the best there is.

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Fucking hell. They sing this and not going on strike instantly? What a bunch of suckers.

SHART IN MART

>refuse to sing
>go on strike
>no place to shart anymore
>die

I think Walmart's meat departments went on a national strike for higher wages one time.

Walmart responded by firing all of them, and just selling prepackaged meat off the cooling shelves.

well right now I have a burger in the microwave so I guess next I'll eat it

>be american
>microwave burgers

>put shoes in the fridge
>pay the wall tax

>is the best there it is
Americans unironically believe this

>it's the best there is

>be american white girl
>get BLACKED

>be american white male
>get shot by niggers

This isn't Germany, white people are harassed, but rarely killed by non-whites

>Be American
>Be leader of the world in science, technology, have a high quality of life, and endless opportunities

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>and endless opportunities
To get shot

We aren't Europe user, we only get shot if we go near the designated shooting streets

Like, gun-free zones?

>and endless opportunities
to shart in mart

>Puts gas in a car

suuuureeee


ameriga nuimber 1 xDDD