Losing my virginity next week Sup Forums

Losing my virginity next week Sup Forums

Pathetic as I'm older than most of you.

I've admitted in a joking way I'm a virgin she's cool with it

How do I not fuck up? Should I do Nofap for a week first so I'm aggressive? Advice pls

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Be natural. Be yourself.

You will probably don't cum anyway. The first time having "sex" always sucks.

And use a condom, don't be stupid.

Yes. No fap, no porn, no online tutorials

How much of a wizard are you?

Yeah, just relax and enjoy the experience. Remember this is real life non of that fake porn shit man, it'll happen naturally and smoothly. :)

K
Using a condom
I figured I'll only cum if I do NOFAP
Thanks user

bending her over is the easiest way to try and find the hole, also dont stop fapping or fap too much, just keep it normal. and with normal i dont mean whatever your normal is but say 3-5 times a week.

>don't cum anyways
>wat

He will cum after like 2 strokes. She won't cum.

Close to 25
Thanks!

You won't last very long, so eat her out like a boss. I mean ass and everything.

Go into the situation knowing you want to cum multiple times. Just let her know that you're good to go after you blow

beat it like a day or two before. you'll be really sensitive and you'll be focusing on not cumming and it sucks you out of the experience. you don't have to save up some monster load for her.

you'll probably cum. the first time is really neat. its a lot warmer than you'd think it would be.


just learn how 2 find the little man in the boat. give her the old 'come hither' and the old lickaroo

My first time I did not cum (she did, very unexpectedly).

I was very nervous, so I think that was the reason.

Go for a fap about an 2-3 hours before so you blow your load and won't blow your load while in her.

Unless you're using a condom, blow your load when you need to blow your load - edging makes babies.

actually most guys cant cum their first time because its so different from fapping, they have to learn how to cum from sex

Only reason I say NOFAP is first time a while back I couldn't get it up for a girl who was super fat mind you but my dick just didn't work think it was performance anxiety ;(
I've heard a lot of ppl don't cum their first few times

Just don't expect to much relax and try to enjoy it

People giving you advice here are wizards. Jack off at least once the morning before or you will cum immediately. Also where a condom it'll pretty much double your stamina. Get her to be on top to reduce the urge to be a two pump chump

OP!
DONT WORRY ABOUT CUMMING TOO QUICKLY! WORRY ABOUT NOT CUMMING AT ALL!

It took me about 10 sex sessions before I could cum, luckily she was cool with it.

Don't freak out, that's all. Bring lube and condoms, just in case, and DON'T FREAK OUT. Be calm as fuck, or at least try to be as calm as possible.

What? I cam almost immediatly my first time.

I have death grip from so much porn my whole life

I think NOFAP is my only saving grade here or neither of us will cum :(

then you probably dont masturbate as much as most people

Nigga don't even trip, girls are either looking for a doe in headlights motherfucker like you because they are "innocent" or a motherfucking don juan. the first time it doesn't matter unless you sperg out on high spectrum autism levels, just get better after that and your fine. (fuck with lotion back/foot massages and eat her out, mix in eating some ass if your down with that, girls love that shit.

>Pathetic as I'm older than most of you.

>tfw almost a wizard

haha! fucking kill me already

to add to that, get some scented candles and light em up for mood, put on some music and fuck to the groove and you'll be on point. Shits cheap and easy and most of the retards on here never think to bother. Also, clean sheets are a plus because the smell of fresh linens over the smell of your raggidy ass are some top ass game shit. You do all that and she will think you're the bees fuckin knees fam

Thanks user!

How do I do the sex in her hole without getting the cooties or other stds?

Is it hard to find th vag?

Gonna give ya my story OP. Maybe it'll help

> be 16
> long time friend tells me she is dtf
> sneaks over to my place
> says no foreplay
> just wants to fuck
> coolwithme
> condom on
> safety first kids
> go to town
> warm and tight
> lasts like 10 minutes
> tell her im gonna nut
> take condom off
> nut all over tittys
> still fuck every now and then.

it was alright OP. Not the best but not the worst. If you're worried about busting off too fast, focus on something else. The wall, baseball, football, doesn't matter.

also, clean your fucking bathroom, and put out 2 rolls of toilet paper. Like seriously, clean that shit though, girls get grossed out as fuck at grime or pubes or dried piss under the seat, you don't notice it because you live there, but you should do that shit anyways.

for the love of god OP do not get any scented candles. holy fuck do not get scented candles.

if i was a girl i would beat your ass if you had scented candles lit the first time we fucked.

Appreciate the advice but I'm staying at a family's house so gonna have to do the deed on the couch lol

Any more advice desu fam senpai famalam

>old lickaroo

Oh man I'd forgotten that story existed!

they don't have a spare bedroom? fuck in a bed its much nicer. you can warm up on a couch, but there isn't a ton of room on one and they're not all that comfortable.

Why?

Get a motel

Let me give you one piece of advice, for all your next sexual encounters.

Women WANT to be dominated.
Sex where you ask "what should i do next" or where you are passive is bad sex.
Sex should verge on the edge of rape, it's not for nothing many women have rape fantasies. They all want to feel dominated in the bedroom.

Be rough (although don't overdo it since it's your first time). Take control and make her feel like you own her body. Do with it as you please, and make sure she knows you are doing with her as you please.

My wording could have been better but it's late and you get the point.
Don't be lame, don't be the "soft and romantic lover". Romance is what comes before the sex, when you get her, she should feel like a gazelle being chased and devoured by a leopard.

Slap her, bite her (start slow, feel where her limits are), hold her down, hold her arms down. Like i said before, overpower her, good sex verges on a rape scenario.

Didn't cum like the first 4 months I had sex. Was always in my own head and trying to do shit she liked and never did shit that felt good to me. Got frustrating at some point but she got on the pill and I started blowing loads in her.

its his friend not a whore.

It's a small place.
She would probably run for the hills if I got us some cheap hotel room right?
Can't risk that at this point
FUCK man I literally turned down much hotter girls and sex in the past Multiple times because I wanted to wait for "the one" that never happened
This shits been bothering me forever.

Guess I'm finally due ;)

this is fucking right i am little bit pissd on myself that i fap to much but its getting better

I'm so sorry you're finally gonna lose your virginity and not gonna actually touch the inside of a pussy still. Nobody should ever lose their virginity with a condom. It's such a shame. Chances are you aren't gonna cum anyhow and if you do just shoot it on her stomach. Enjoy the very first time your dick was used for its actual purpose

this is terrible advice for losing your virginity

because that's gay as fuck dude. that's something i'd do with a girlfriend on her birthday or something. not for some bk random i'm boning just once.

its like wearing a tuxedo on a dinner date. its trying way too fucking hard.

Dont fap for a week. Girls love a huge fat load

Great advice user (lol @ that coming from a Virgin like me)

She did tell me she's into some of that Dom shit. I just don't want a false rape accusation so I think I'll be a passive bitch to not go to jail after it lmao... ;(

tbqh, most people don't have them, (other then hpv, but that shits so minor that most people never even notice it) wear a rubber, transmission rates are really low and as long as you aren't fucking someone who's been way around the block with the wrong sorts of people then its pretty statistically unlikely that she will have anything you should worry about. Even so a rubber is your friend and beware of open sores and shit. the whole is easy to find man, finding it won't be an issue. But that shit issn't even going to be what your really looking for, look at an anatomy pic and find the clit, its just between the lips and above the whole under a tiny hood, when you eat her out or whatever its going to be what you should focus on with your tongue, (just spell the alphabet out with your tongue for movement, left to right rapidly and up and down is what you're going for)

>Let me give you one piece of advice, for all your next sexual encounters.
>all your next sexual encounters.

gtfo faggot, learn to read.

I was 16, she was 15... rock hard, fucked the hell out of her for at least 45 min.

Didn't cum until 3rd time. It was so weird... I actually faked it the first 2 times because my leg was cramping up and I had to stop.

my first time i came pretty fast
but omg that amazing warm tight feeling when you finally get it in the hole

I think the most important thing is to make sure you can get hard again. You will cum fast, but if you can go for multiple rounds, it'll be fine

his next sexual encounter is losing his virginity faggot

don't listen to this faggot OP, shit makes the mood, its not for you its for her. Girls are all about atmosphere in the bedroom.

Missionary
Max out till you pass out.
Haha in all honesty op the first time sucks. I blew it in like 30 seconds. Don't jerk off for a couple days and you'll be ready for round two in about ten mins. Don't worry about it you'll freak yourself out. Also don't try some crazy porn shit first time either

So kiss her / make out first
Than tease her / spanking etc
Than eat her pussy out
Than turn her around and bend her over
Insert conform and I hope she's wet at this point and just stick it in and thrust until bust?

Thanks Sup Forums i love you guys
Also she was interested in doing requests for guys online on Sup Forums ...should we do it?

Or would having a bunch of sweaty autists jerking off to us be disgusting for my 1st time??

op if you light scented candles i'm going to beat your ass irl

>virgin
>can get it hard whenever I want and for as long as I want
>when I jerk off and Im not mentally excited I can last forever and never cum
>when I get excited I cum in seconds or minutes
This is pathetic, I wouldnt last a minute if a girl touched my dick,wat do?
Also, how different is the feeling of a blowjob or sex compared to jerking off?

I guess you live in America?
Good thing i live in Europe, where we can actually have sex without getting called to court...
I hate this so much about your country, i wouldn't even dare to stick my dick into anyone if i was American.

>Getting convicted because some dumb slut withdraws consent.
>withdrawing consent is actually a thing in the USA

keep your expectations low

Nigga this is why girls ain't want to stay with you, you ever fucked with waxplay and shit? That shit will curl her toes if you know what your doing.

You are older than 20?

don't fap week before. if not you will have problem cumming.

how to dominate her - easy mode = doggystyle her from behind and slap that ass.

>have fun, op

Same feeling

OP do not listen to this edgelord

For your first time, just try not to expect anything at all. Your body will know what to do. Sex is ancient, it's been in our heads for years, everyone knows how to do it. It is your job to stay relaxed and be patient and understanding.
Then just communicate to each other. Sex is super like, ingrained in our heads, so you will already know what to do.

Also sex is really different from porn. So a good thing you can do is not expect a porn-like situation.

Don't do it. I lost my virginity once and I never found it. Still look sometimes.

kiss her, put your hands up her shirt, down her pants, finger her for a bit, have her suck your dick, eat her out if you want, have her put the condom on your because you're going to put it on backwards you fucking idiot, then just do what comes naturally.

its sex its not rocket science.

obviously people want more nudey pix, but for your first fucking time it seems a bit much, don't you think?

Will do
Lold at this candles or no candles dammit Sup Forums?
Unfortunately
Thx user ! Thinking NOFAP one week is best

sure, there's a time and a place for everything, but bringing out the whips and chains on DAY FUCKING ONE is not the time and place.

What's edgy about what he said?
>Welcome newfriend

you need to remember that the first time you're gonna miss the hole
it feels tens of times better without a condom
high risk high reward
feels better for her too

don't fuck with me, op.

don't you light no fucking candles, boy.

Ewww, vaginas are yucky. I'd rather suck a nice... buldging... sweaty... cummy... strong... chicken tendie.

I'd at least knock out one load the day of, otherwise you'll probably blow it in 30 seconds. Only severely insecure autists can't cum their first time.

I was 25 when I lost mine to a 17 year old. I couldn't get it up for the first 30 minutes, so we just lay in her bed.

After a while I got more comfortable, and fucked her. didn't cum tho.

>we were together for a year after.
>felt great
>she was hot af.

The worst thing you can do is over think things. Smoke a bowel before hand. The sex might not be as great but you will be extremely relaxed and won't cum in 2 seconds.

also OP, unless she is a virgin herself do not try to finger her, girls do not enjoy fingering and her pussy will feel better if your cock is the first thing that enters. a little bit of rubbing is never a bad idea though, but dont try to be too specific with one finger on the clit because you will most likely fail horribly. just give it a bit of a full hand stroke.

Op don't fap a few days before it will help. You will have a hard time keep hard anyway. Enjoy it and hopefully she's cool and will take care of you.

Was thinking of fuckinh her than being so happy I'm done w/ it spanking her ass/etc posting exhibitionist pics for you sickos on Sup Forums

I wonder if a giant weight will be released after this from my shoulders. I've been told by many girls im extremely cute (not hot but DGAF take what you can)

Will I turn into a whore after her you think?

How old are you?

go on craigslist, fuck a hooker and get some experience. don't eat whore pussy.

Don't do nofap, lest you want to cum after 5 seconds

you might be underwhelmed by it in all honesty i went in thinking it would be the SHIT like no shit ever was
and while it was certainly one of the more enjoyable things i've ever done it wasn't as amazing as i had imagined

Seriously sex is overrated. It's not that great it feels exactly like fapping. I have done every sex. Missionary, cow girl, 360, all that shit.

Take it slow at first. Put it in slow, then speed up.
Finger first until she is wet

>Your mindset
Relax, sex is a mental game.
Realize women are easier to please than the media would have you think
Realize that you CAN get back up if you cum early.

whata beast boiz, he don everytin

nah it feels nothing like fapping get yourself a real girl with a tight cunt
wtf are you putting your dick in

sex is many times better than fapping

oh i'm sure. you're what, 25? i'm sure that you'll be rolling in pussy right after this.

just fucking with you. really nothing changes after you lose your virginity. its like graduating from high school. you're like, oh shit its this big event i've been waiting for! then it actually happens and its just another day.

its just sex dude, dw about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=TUu0PNw3HqY

make sure you know what and where the clitorus is
it is your friend in sometimes uphill battles

>me
dude a fucking MOUNTAIN was lifted off muh shoulders when I lost mine. I went around in a haze of pure ecstasy and dopamine for a week after. fucked her 4 times every week after that.

>So kiss her / make out first
Yeah, I mean, do that but don't just do that, kiss her neck and her collar bone and her nipples and shit too. Not like slobbery shit either, go slow famalam
>Than tease her / spanking etc
Teasing is fun, spanking depends on if she's into it, some girls are, some girls aren't, mix it in down the line and see if she's into it some time after the first time
>Than eat her pussy out
This shit is a good go to, like, not every time, but if you do it right she will like it as much as you like getting your dick sucked, its just fun to set the mood.
>Than turn her around and bend her over
Doggy is one of those positions thats more fun for the guy then for the girl, like, she will enjoy it but you don't want it to be what you do most the time, be on top and do missionary first, mix doggy in now and then, but for the love of god don't make it like the main thing you do, occasionally play with her clit while you do it for maximum results.
>Insert conform and I hope she's wet at this
Dude if you do half the shit I'm talking about she will be there, but if your worried about it pick up some lube from CVS or something, stuff is fucking great for jerking it anyway. even if you don't need it with her.
>point and just stick it in and thrust until bust?
Pull out the first time if you can, some girls are crazy nervous about that kind of shit even with a rubber. Try pulling that shit later, nothing fucks up an evening like needing to go pick up a morning after pill because the condom broke.

lol same here

how old are you?

You will lose your penis to an accident before losing your virginity.

Thanks user I really appreciate that comment I think I'll be more relaxed now probably smoke a bowl and have a few beers.

I'm guessing a few lines of blow is not a good idea?

No condom you need to feel the puss, just strong pull out game

The first time i had sex it took two hours for me and i didnt even cum, so yee

Fuck off faggot. Sex is about intimacy, you set the mood right and she will be super into it, but its a moot point because he already said this shit is going down on a couch.

Remember the way in's quite a bit lower down than you'd think from the look of the thing. Higher up in doggy.

Nothing wrong with a nice fragrance scented candle to set the mood, plus work up a good playlist of shagging tunes so you don't have to change tape halfway.

OP, Listen to me!

You have to rawdog it the first time. I did that my first time and nutted hard as a motherfucker in the girl. I've literally never been closer to heaven in my life.

>best feeling in the world
>those warm lips wrapped around you
>pumping all that cum deep inside her

Blow will make you fuck like a beast. Get her to blow cocain up your ass! Best feeling I have ever had! Do lines during sex, and you will have the best time ever. Fuck for hours