You wake up in London, England

you wake up in London, England

what do?

eat Indian food

Escape

put the queen out of her misery

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Go to the Polish shop and buy wódka

Thank god I'm not in Argentina

Go to Euston station and get a train up north

you're right, this is hell

Be thankful, as my coach journey from Wales is hell.

this.
hahaha pretty gud banter

the fact that as soon as your country is attacked you proceed to post two vaguely nice looking photos in what I can only assume is an attempt to impress suggests some sort of deep insecurity about the true nature of your country, that true nature being that it's shit.

Call work to say I'm sick and spend the week in a bathhouse.

tl;dr

Ahh yes, Argentina

your country is shit

me on the right

Stop bullying eachother

whatever makes you sleep at night, Nigel, but at least we're not being flooded by indians and pakis

honestly that's probably the worst retort i've ever heard, at least try to be original in your insults.

kek, but I'm not trying to insult you, also, 'your country is shit' isn't very original either, you only missed to call me nigger

Eat chips and fish

Kill everything.

your country is shit you nigger

ahhh, that's better :3

breathe a sigh of relief as i realize i'm in the land of the winner of the falkland islands war