You ask a chick out, she says she has a boyfriend, what's your comeback?
You ask a chick out, she says she has a boyfriend, what's your comeback?
Gabriel Edwards
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Oliver Cook
why would i need a comeback
William Gomez
Want a new one?
Aaron Jones
I dont mind, I'll fuck both of you
Zachary Brown
k bye
Gabriel Bennett
"You're about to trade up!"
Nicholas Allen
>"o-oh ok well i mean we could just be friends and stuff"
Joshua Harris
That's ok I only wanted to Fuck.
Adrian Myers
There isn't a comeback. Just move on, Jesus Christ it's not that hard.
Colton Fisher
threesome?
Jack Ramirez
Fucking friendzoned again, I seriously cant fucking stand feminists
Aiden James
"You look like the type of girl who could use two."
Bentley Torres
"so do I"
Eli Reyes
>girls with boyfriends are feminists
dude wat
Austin Rogers
This
Josiah Morales
ITS NOT BECAUSE THERES A GOALIE THAT I CANT SCORE
Levi Jones
"Oh, don't worry, I already took care of that"
Jose Long
>Ok... So like I was saying, wanna fuck
Joshua Nguyen
FUCK YOU TOO, NIGGA!!
Kayden Cooper
Consider yourself trolled
Chase Taylor
Call her a rancid swine and move on to the next girl to ask her if she wants to 'play chess'
Josiah Davis
If i wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your chin
Mason Robinson
Nigga dont you ruin my trolling with your Captain Obvious bullshit. Its only funny while it looks real
Thomas Taylor
...
Camden Kelly
Anthony Sullivan
I would laugh if a girl with no tits or ass does pick related, and I would definitely never ask her out.
If I manage the courage to do it then I have to be at least attracted to her.
Now if she says she has a bf, then that means one of 2 things, she has a bf and won't cheat on him or she is just making excuses to not go out with me, either way It is not going to happen, so an "oh... ok bye" is probably what I would say.
Thomas Wood
>You "I have a goldfish"
>Her "What?"
>You "I thought we started talking about things that don't matter"
And then continue conversation as if she never said anything to begin with
Ryder White
i dont mind if he watches and gets some pointers
Bentley Hughes
jesus christ you asked for this
Gabriel Reyes
i naturally just say "so" if im drunk or "yeah lets just hang out" or something along the lines of that
Charles White
smooth operator straight out of 1982. Remember to chew your sorbits whilst saying that, with a crooked smile and all.
Joseph Reed
"And I have a pet goldfish, why are we talking about shit that don't matter?"
Samuel Cox
nice cute little mexican ass baby
Lincoln Ward
Im not asking for anal sex. Just a drink
Thomas Gutierrez
...
Angel Ortiz
"then rape it is"
Josiah Perez
I sad it before and sure as shit ill say it again: memes are more then just funny captions on funny pics. Memes are ART. Imagine the aesthetisc of renaissance and political message of lets say Banksy. Well girl, you dont have to imagine anymore. Know why? MEMES why. Memes are a single most important cultural movement of 2000s. It is what created our global identity, shaped our belives and views. Of all of us living on planet Earth right now, doesn't matter if you know or don't know what memes are. Memes are what created us. And memes will be our end. All has led to this. Memes are our destiny. Embrace it and memes will sure embrace you.
Dominic Reyes
Same
Wyatt Perez
>not saying, he can watch.
Fucking cucked fags out there getting shown how its done.