How did you amerifags manage to get so fat on such shit-tier bacon anyway?

How did you amerifags manage to get so fat on such shit-tier bacon anyway?

You ham planets have so many chemicals running through your diets that you don't even know what real food is supposed to look/taste like

Best fucking bacon I ever had. Found it at Walmart, never saw it again.

Wtf is that under the bacon?

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I got a kek out of this kek/10

so once again americans are getting ripped off but somehow are convinced they have the better deal??

Hey! Spamwich is life!

>im british and gay so my way is clearly better

My dad would always ask if I wanted a beercan sandwich :(

>I'm american and my shit tier bacon is better because freedom

>Europoors eat this
>Europoor comes on Sup Forums claiming to know real food
>Europoor should run back to the basement to fap more

LIFE IS

SIMPLY UNFAIR

I'm American and I can attest that snails are fucking good man.

Oh thats where the chef ejaculates on your sandwich instead of mayo.

Europoor, enough said...

Snails are delicious fgt

Try harder

Because we didn't eat your shit tier bacon we ate good juicy bacon.

The bacon on top looks more like any old generic ham.

just get smoked pork jowls and slice it yourself ya doss wee faggot

"beer can" with a british accent = "bacon" with a jamaican accent

They're just different cuts dipshit.
Americans has most of the tasty fat.
Canadian has the most juicy meat.
Uk just eats it all without any tact apparently.

hang on, lemme get this right americlap.

you're saying europoors getting better bacon is a bad thing?

Ham and bacon are kind of the same thing, but really diffetent too.

>Americans; most of the fat.

Bacon is amazing.
UK bacon is just ham.

Fat makes meat savory.
Fuck off with your cancer retard.

top is british bacon
bottom is american

british bacon is cut from the back of the pig
american bacon is cut from the front

it's the same name for two different cuts of meat

incidentally, british bacon 1000x better than american bacon

sounds like someones got their XXXXXL jimmies in a twist

dubs confirms it

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