ITT: we all work in an office building together
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ITT: we all work in an office building together
Mail coming through. Get out of the way plebs. Mailroom master race.
hey look an El Al plane is doing a fly-by
Uh fuck you mailroom suxs
Don't come in my office I'm doing daily covert fap.
That's where fucking Dave works
Server will be back online in 10 minutes, needed the extra ram for downloading movies.
-IT
> movies
That's one way to put it
which one of you fuckers shat in the coffee pot again?
Fucking Dave
Security checking in, there's a Muslim approaching the front entrance, should I take the shot?
Where the fuck is Bill
Smoking with fucking Dave
Hey, HEY JERRY. Can.. CAN you get me the Thomson report please? I'm busy and I really need to get it. JERRY?
No that might trigger the suicide vest, call Dave to go shit on him so he'll feel like home and walk away
Hey.. HAVE YOU Seen Jerry?
Dave, you're worse than this terrorist gentleman walking in.
I'm not dave, you idiot. Just because we are both indian. Fucking racist bitch
Guys, this plane seems awfully close-
did I leave the oven on
Alex will you shut the fuck up nobody cares about your wall art
Dave has never been good
- looks out window -
Woah, that plane looks REALLY low..
Hey guys, you know that one guy that got fired last week.
Wanna take a look at his desk?
Which one of you fucking faggots ate my tuna salad?
Could security please escort the triggered woman out of the building?
I knew Jim was creepy fuck but god damn
Not m-me..
HEY ANYBODY SEE JEFF TODAY? I GOTTA SUBMIT THIS FORMAL REQUEST AND THE FUCKER SAID "I'll look at tomorrow" THREE FUCKING DAYS AGO. FUCK YOU JEFF I QUIT.
we downsized remember, now Dave is head of security.
Ever since fucking Dave became CEO, security budget was cut to almost zero
I knew it was you cunt. Thats why I came in it.
DUE NOTICE
If anyone finds a reptilian shaped and flavored dildo, it's mine. -Robert, accounting
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES : If I catch any of you little cis white male cucks fucking that slut Janice in the break room, you're getting fired. Fuck you Janice.
No you got it backwards, Dave is the brother-in-law of the CEO. Remember? His hot indian sister? why that faggot never gets fired
mfw I work in the laundry room alone
It's because you wiped your GOD DAMN BOOGERS on my FUCKING DESK PAUL!!
G-guys why is Dave screaming Allah will be upon us and pointing at that barrel labelled "totally jet fuel and not c-4" and why does the barrel have a made in US of fucking A sticker on it?
Can someone call a janitor, Fred came buckets using a dildo
Says the temp with the triple satanic pentagram.
Kevin here, can somebody email me the stevenson report?
I found it in the bathroom sink covered in shit. Im keeping it - Ron, HR
Dave's indian sister just fucking pissed in the coffee machine. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? I FUCKING QUIT.
just another day at the office
Hey lads I'm going to Tim's, who wants coffee?
I cum inside this
Ill have a cup
Right here. Extra large 3 cream, 4 sugars you know how I like it. You better not cum in it this time
Trips checked.
What industry are we in, anyway?
I did.
Alright you cockheads, I need reports ASAP. The CEO is coming in for a meeting and the regional manager is not going to fuck up.. Jim, Dave, Jeff, REPORTS NOW