I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss...

I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I've learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door

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I wanna sell this cake

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Do you have Battletoads?

I've seen these before. Problem is, I#m not an expert. Let me have my guy come in and e can take it from there. Sound good?

Mm human cake

I would like to sell my painting please.

how much can i get for these old bills?

This is interesting. I'd say about 5$ and im taking a huse risk here, but let me have my guy come and take a look on it, he's an expert.

How much for this extra large dragon dildo? It has been passed down through generations and originally was owned by Abraham Lincoln. Thankyou very much Rick!

$5.50

It sounds like gud cake. I'll give you 7 doewwa?

555 dowwa? Hmmmmm....? How about 75?

Can I pawn Iraq?

I wan sell dis

This is an interesting piece.. Mind if I have my guy look at it? He is an expert in geography.

2K

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I've got the Ark of the Covenant. It was in my Grandpa's attic. I hate to sell it, but I really need some cash.

I've got this hundred dollar bill. Think it's worth anything?

What do you know about this piece?

Yeah, you nigger

I seen a lot of these before, how about 5$ ?

Man, I do want this. I do. Best I can do is 80. That's that.

How much can I get for this pepe?

I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir.

Good afternoon,
I want to sell this old ornament from my mom. It has a lot of sentimental value, but I need to money to pay for some speeding ticket. I was thinking... $50 maybe?

what about this one?

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OK, I'm gong to ask a black person to escort you out now.

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How much can I get for Electric Jesus?

hey mister, i have here a bag full of hopes and dreams i used to play with when I was younger
i was hoping to get ten dollars out of it, but if you could give me a bag full of depression and anxiety instead of it, i would be satisfied

WAIT WAIT I STILL HAVE ONE MORE!

Hmm how about 580$

do you have battletoads?

Fuck big hoss.

Yes, when have a fossilized frog,it's 800$

If you had the full set, this would be worth a fortune.

Sir, please leave and stop acting up to the cameras.

I'll have a look in the back for you.

How much is this record worth?

I swear nigguh, didn steal it or nuffin.

Now pay me cracker.

I remember how pissed they were when they got bombed called in one day, what the hell happened to those days sure it was immature but the reactions of these guys were awesome also gamestop.

Its not your pawn shop son.

Now go get me my chicken wings

I'll give you an eight of sun dried AAA grade medical poop for it

Roll some and become the poopsmoker you were fated to be, sounds good my nikka?

Poopsmoking? I've heard of that before... Is it as good as they say it is?

Like does it really "gets you high as shit nigger"?

Costumes have a strong demand. How much for this?

I sell you my penis

why the fuck is the can of coke censored?

'bout tree fitty

Copyrights you fucking dicktart

Battletoads battletoads everywhere

Im hoping that my virginty is a piece that you guys would be intrested in. I was think around 4.99 but I could go lower.

ifunny tier meme, kiddo.

How about -100 bucks?