Eurofag here, I just landed in chicago

eurofag here, I just landed in chicago.

Where are the good places to have fun on weekend? Where can I find good hookers after getting wasted?

tx!

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Go down south to Hermosa Park for the crack houses.

I'm alone, I would prefer somwhere less sleazy...

You should spend your time in your hotel trying not to get shot.

Wicker park has tons of drunk bitches and drugs to buy, but it's expensive from all the gay ass hipsters

Try Englewood, Austin, or Garfield park.

Go to boys town it's just like Europe.

kek'd
maybe the wiser piece of advice

Welcome!
I'm a life-long Chicagoan, so I can give you some advice.

I've never been the type to get a prostitue, so I can't tell you where to go for that, but I will tell you some good places.

nice!! could you give me a couple of non-typical must-see / must-go, that only a Chicagoan would know?

Ignore this guy He's trying to get you killed.
Well, the Garfield Park Conservatory is one of the most beautiful places in the city, a true diamond in the rough. If you're going to go there, leave by 7pm, for your own safety.

Of course. I was specifically going to tell you to avoid certain tourist trap neighborhoods.

Please bear with me as I m trying to keep this thread alive while typing out recommendations.

Chicago is boring unless you like to spend all of your time drinking and eating. Lots of good restaurants and bars but not much else. If I were you I'd get back on a plane and fly to New York instead. At the end of the day you'll get shot either way but at least you'll have more fun there.

>be eurofag
>go to Chicago
>ask for tourist advice on Sup Forums
>?????
>get shot

go to Logan arcade, you can have a drink while you play arcade games.

Just heard on my police scanner that a melanin enhanced teen shot a European tourist here in Chicago. OP is probably dead.

Where are you from? Are you fluent in English? I assume you are. How long are you staying?

If you like comedy, there's a $2, three hour improv show at Comedy Sportz, on Tuesday nights. It's on Belmont, just east of the red line, across the street from Clark's. It's in boys town, so once you're done there, head over to one of the gay clubs. Drunk, easy straight girls go there and try to hunt for the elusive heterosexual male. I've been more successful picking up women at gay clubs than I have anywhere else. I recommend Berlin, Spin, Cocktail, and the one across the street from Cocktail, but I can't remember what it's called. Hydrate, I think.

kekd

Do thisYou can also go to Emporium.

Try to see a Second City show at Piper's Alley. If you want to try a deep dish pizza, go to Lou Malnatti's at 958 W Wrightwood Ave. It doesn't have the crowd, or wait of River North, and it has college girls from nearby DePaul University.

Go to the southside of Chicago, its well known for having a lot of hookers. Good luck.

If you like fine arts, The Art Institute of Chicago is fine, but I prefer The Museum of Contemporary Art aka The MCA.

idk about hookers but if you go to the michael jordan restuarant around 10pm you will see girls wearing cocktail dresses by the bar. they're escorts and they all have pre booked rooms at the intercontinental hotel. they charge like 1-1.5 though

OP here.

Thank you very much for all these infos Sup Forums, I've noted everything down. I'll be cautious and go back to hotel early, but I will definitely try the places you've mentioned

thnks again!

Don't forget to do a drive by wit da homies to get the full Chicago experience.

Nice meme pizza faggot. I can think of at least two better deep dishes.

Yo my dude take this shit to Sup Forums they will give you legit advice I wouldnt doubt everyone here trying to send u to a nigger neighbor hood

My friend Eurofag, I'm sorry, but I need to leave in a few minutes, so I'll give you some quick final recommendations.

go to this place theviolethour.com

go to The Green Mill. Live jazz and it's open until 5am. Another one of my favorite places in the city. Al Capone used to spend a lot of time there. It's at Lawrence and Broadway. Just be alert, It's not the worst neighborhood, but it's definitely not the safest either.

North avenue beach.
Go see shitty bands at the Mud Room.
Give pete wentz your money at deboinair... no, fuck that place, walk down the block and go to Estelle's instead.

I wish I could join you, but I am not currently in Chicago.

Have a good time and stay safe.

well shit man. this ain't a competition. Tell OP about them.

> got to Sup Forums
> they will give you legitimate advice
This is bait

is nsp still playing?