You are minding your own business when these men stop you and ask if you support a United Ireland

You are minding your own business when these men stop you and ask if you support a United Ireland.

You respond?

>Army arrive
>they run away again

Just like dunkirk eh?

I WAS BORN ON A DUBLIN STREET
WHERE THE ROYAL DRUMS DID BEAT

See you in hell you Mick cunt

Drive my rascal at them with the throttle pinned while dispensing freedom from my twin 44s. They will fire at me but my fat will absorb the bullets.

HELL YEAH MY GREAT GRANDPA WAS IRISH AND CHEROKEE I LOVE BURGERS

cheeki git

Sure.

Ask them why they've stopped me, ive been patrolling with then for over an hour :^)

What's the correct answer to not get fucked? It's yes, right?

What if I just reply with "Sorry I'm just a tourist"?

"I'm French and both Britain and Ireland deserve nothing more than a total french annexion"

Best borders Europe ever had, ww1 was a mistake.

"Yes, but only through the democratic will of the people living there. So go blow some police up and make them change their mind about it"

Of course I support the United Gaelic nation

tell them I would under the United KINGDOM and run away

>What's the correct answer to not get fucked?

there isn't one in Northern Ireland

Just say maybe

Take away their potatoes and watch them beg me for forgiveness

Why are there paramilitaries roaming the streets? I thought Ireland was 1st world?

Hello amigos celtas!!

Yes united under the crown

Yep, one united Ireland under British rule

I support a united Ireland and they'd know it was a genuine answer because it's true.

start crying and panic over why I'm suddenly colorblind

then ask what they think of a chicano

All nations will be united under Allah (peace and glory upon him)

"Tiocfaidh Allahu akbar"

ULSTER WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO THE TAIGS
LONG LIVE CUCHULAINN
LONG LIVE THE ULSTER SCOTS PEOPLE

For those boys its "Yes, up the ra"
But if you're a tourist just say you're a tourist

They don't patrol anymore. But any fella on the street corner could be in a paramilitary or have a family member who is

THE FAMINE'S OVER

>excusez moi je parle pas anglais
what would happen

I..I just want to go to the Pub

Yeah, I volunteer to kill the queen

Potato

Qu'est que tu fais ici salle grenouille?
Retourne au ton pays mec merde!

THe IRA did nothing wrong.

>MontenNEGRO
>support chimps
Pottery

>UK
>support Africa
Pottery

absolutely
offer them some nuclear weapons

*supports united ireland*

Is that a FAMAS?

Death to huns, prots and norns.
Go n-éirí leat. Tiocfaidh ár lá!

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS
COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN