Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Pokemon go
Clammed
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Hey guys!
>Claimed
I'm starting with a new anime, what are you guys up to?
>inb4 bara
He's mine!
Calamity-masu'd
wait what
claimin
Hello my chickadees
Claiming me
Fake its queen of dominatirx
Hello friends!
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I know i had to go threw and change em all
rollo:
Where does the chickadees part come from?
fuck off konata
I'm back fuckers.
:o
roll
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Hey cutie
Hey it's phasma again, she's dead dude
Gas the Kikes
I like me.
Anyway, claimed.
Lucky trips checked
Phasma will be in Episode 8.
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Would you taste her ice cream?
Hola mi amigo lindo!
War Thunder
>4 people in a squad playing japanese t1 realistic planes.
I want to marry Elphelt!
Trips and dubs confirm Phasma for Ep. 8
Only I'm not a cutie
>what are you doing
That better not mean "hello my cute friend'!
It's absolutely confirmed Gwendoline Christie is in it.
Sounds really good tbh.
I still need to get my joystick fixed.
That's totally not what it means.
ur wayfu fiksed mi joistix
lmao u fag fit rekt
hey faggors. Claimed.
-Mavis
You can't waifu a cat!
Trips getting should be an Olympics sport.
(Posting on mobile again with shitty cropped pic)
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant.
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Penny claim!
>I've been playing a lot of siege recently
>I wanna claim IQ because cute German girl.
>But Penny Fo Lyfe Yo~
She gonna fix your joystick alright.
But a cat is fine too.
I saw those legs, you a cutie
You can't waifu a fox
Shite
I believe in you man
There's always next time
Claimed
Nigga it's Caturday. I do what I want
Gote is become claim, destroyer of my sanity because I spent like five minutes trying to think of a good thing to put here and I haven't fucking come up with anything
Seriously, why is it so difficult to be semi-comedic?
Not even close friendo
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I honestly hate your waifu though.
Not in America
Galil is just like 5% fox.
Its close
>hello my beautiful friend?
I'm not cute tho!
The kind words of encouragement are appreciated good sir
Shi'ite
Cutie Renge.
You GOTE to try harder
I just put "hello my cute friend" in google translate and that's what came out.
Because a lot of the best humor is organic and reactive. Just delivering a straight one liner is a pretty tough thing to do.
I got you man
Always nice to see your persistence, gives me hope to know you still haven't given it up
Cutie Tsuzu
How are you doing my dude?
Goddamn I hardly know anyone around here anymore, except Sachi, who's still a giant faggot
Just say some stupid shit like "dicks out for harambe" always works
Keep telling yourself that qt
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Oh there you are
What's up Mario, anything new lately?
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Nah, not really.
What about you Kyle?
I approve of this post
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Hello me
I'm seeing a lot of Ohayous and now i'm very erect
gay
Whats good? Playin tanks today being bored.
Hello you
Meh
Don't even start with that
Carlos was at /waifu/ a couple days ago and I slammed my head into my desk multiple times
pls no
I didn't expect a legitimate answer to that
Thanks, I guess
Alright, I'll try that
>pull your labias out of your flappy meat sandwiches and slam them onto the dead body of a gorilla that is polling at 5% in the u.s presidential race in some places in america, at least according to certain polls
don't you fucking do it
don't you fucking do it carlos you fuck
DON'T YOU DO IT
Well yeah! I love ice cream! And I bet she makes some very good ice cream!
>Tfw no Ohayou.
Not too much, just back in town from my trip. Just work for a couple more weeks and then school starts, so at least I'll have some sense of progress. When do I get to 1v1 your punk ass again?
Sounds pretty gay to me
Hey man, it's what I do.
Penny! How are you? Haven't seen you in a long time.
ASRIELly hard to come up with puns
Hm, a little overstretching my day, but it's not too bad, just getting a little sleepy.
It's nice seeing you again, I'm not here all that regularly, so many are new faces to me, too.
Sachi belongs to me now, though :^)
How are you?
One of these days I guess.
So I can lose again :^)
I'm doing great ^^
>Bout two weeks before I go back to work from a little (mandatory) vacation
>I was working too much apparently
>Boy I sure do love being an IT guy.
How've you been?
it is renge
Errr, perhaps don't try being funny again, serious people are appreciated as well
I guess you weren't esDESKing me to come up with puns
Mirai claimed
I dunno man, you put up a damn good fight. Maybe next time.
Ah, nice! Sounds pretty solid. I'm doing well, just got a couple more weeks until school starts up, so I'm pretty excited about that.
Oh, did you steal? And go to bed man, no sense wearing yourself out. Good to see you too, though. I'm doing pretty well, just chilling right now.
It is me
It is you
It is us
Gotta run, got some stuff to take care of. I'll be around later.
Karens first post when he comes back will end in 911
why are there 90 yunos?
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
Your Waifu has been in a freak accident involving rabbits and impure thorium dioxide, but it ended up giving her superpowers. She now has the ability to turn into a lightsaber. You're a clumsy bastard at the start, but with some practice you'll be able to handle her like an expert. An alien tells you both that you have to come fight some shit to save the Universe. She is not against this, in fact she wants to go. The alien also tells you that you'll probably both fuckin' die like idiots. What a rude person.
What do you do?
when did i agree I belonged to me?
If anything Me belongs to I
>did you steal?
Hmm, not quite.
See ya.
Pretty popular waifu.
That's at least a 6.75/10 on the cute scale.
YUNO exactly why
So my waifu is a foxgirl a gun and a light saber?
I can have me and I both.
I wish there was a Nui ohayou
Would you go down on her?
You the other Yuno user i saw yesterday?
Well it depends on what i'm saving it from, if everybody is going to die anyway i'll do it but harm the alien as well.
Thats why mako and ryuko is better
can we not share me and I?
Ah yeah school, a good friend of mine is starting college soon. I helped him with all the college red tape bullshit, he's a cool kid.
>edgewaifu
But she is pretty popular :>
Many thanks
Always nice to see that people appreciate my efforts despite the long term lack of trips as well.
your a popular waifu
>shino
p.s Look at the top middle icon WTF IS THAT
I have never really seen her in any of these threads
Yea but not everyone visits these threads, it's pretty much the same people
HAH, thx for the laugh
It's me!
Fuck forgot image.
>eating a drumstick. MMM vanilla
Ohayou qt
Waifu