>walk in store
>see this
>wat do?
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Continue my shopping.
ask myself why the fuck I'm in a Whole Foods
>being in the veggie aisle
Probley proceed to suck a fat cock
Ignore and buy the groceries I was going to get.
Ask them to move so I can get some carrots and be on my way
I'd feel me up some TayTay titties.
>walk up to her
>whisper "team kanye"
>get the fuck out of Whole Foods and go to a real store
Continue shopping uninterrupted because I wouldn't know who she was.
Ask myself why I read "ELOHW SDOOF". Check dimension I'm in.
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when did whole foods start selling ironing boards?
turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away
NIGGA that pic is inverted, same thread from yesterday.
learn to get the pic and then kill ur nan.
but if you turned 180 degrees and moon walked then you'd walk right into her xd
question why the fuck im in whole foods and then gtfo
caption for image:
"hmmm, is that cube cumber big enough?"
also, answer to your question:
I would start faping
Holy shit, like where the fuck is her ass?
How can anyone want that? If I wanted to fuck a 12 year-old Chinese boy, then I'll fuck one, not this flat monstrosity.
You'd be facing the same way idiot. Pretty sure you mean turn 360 degrees and walk away.
real
>there are "men" in this thread shorter than her
Let her know that all those vegetables won't help her sprout an ass
GTFO nigger, you know you'd tag that ass.
If this Taylor Swift then I gotta say I don't know what the big deal is.
>There are "men" in this thread that think being as tall as her would be good enough.
You have to be as tall as she is in heels.
>Hunchback neck
>Ass like a plank
>Overlip pointing to much out
She is a 5/10, 5.5/10 at best.
I would turn 180 degrees and continue my shoping.
tackle her down, rip off her clothes, shove a carrot up her ass and fuck her till i shoot a load in her cunt. maybe make her eat the carrot after.
Help her locate her ass
>no ass
Collect my veggies and keep walking
Tell the dumb bitch those are called broccoli
Go on an epic adventure to find dat ass
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Are you that bad at basic ass geometry? turning 360 is just a spin that reverts you back to your original position, idiot.
LOST
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I don't like flat asses
Dumb new faggot
Probably nothing. She's kind of cute, but I don't really see the point in hitting on some stranger who I'll probably never see again.
kek
I know that gay blowjob
>your in whole foods shopping
>Big guy walks up slaps your girlfriend on the ass
>.... misses
Show her to the Lost and Found as she has obviously lost her ass.
Fuck thats pathetic.
>Call for help
>Say that someone stole this woman's butt
Start eating her ass.
this
That's dumb you'll just be hungry again in half an hour.
there's no ass to eat.
Keep telling yourself that as you bury your dick in a "thick" land whale
>what ass?
"God, now I have to circle the aisle and come back for the carrots."
same
turn 720 degrees and meme away
>chimping out for someone who made it big
USA everyone
turn 28 potatos and shit on the floor
Punch her
> implying you aren't obsessed with Taylor
Track her and see what she's filling her cart with, and then fill mine with similar items so long as I can afford them. I want that body type.
>Yes, I'm still that guy.
>whole foods
Keep it pleb
Wonder why I walked into the same store 2 days in a row and they moved the produce to the other side, and why Taylor swift hasn't changed her clothes.
Lady...
>go to grab ass
>there's no ass
lick her feet the beg her to shit in my mouth.
Her ass is almost fucking concave
>approach her
>tell her that she is a cute looking lady
>walk away
>start stalking her
>when she's alone in an isle approach her again
>hug her from the back and say "hey cutie guess who"
>cover her mouth and stand there for a few minutes hugging her and telling her how much I love her
>let her go and walk away with her purse
Walk past real close, just to check she's listening to her own album or some Kanye.
Whip out my average sized dick and let her suck on it.
>weak upper back
>no glutes
>no hammies
>what even are quads?
not my type/10
Kek. For real though
kill yourself
Newfag replying memes
i saw her on a beach like 5 mins walk from me, just a few weeks ago here in england. she looks fucking immaculate irl
5 mins walk away? did she look like an ant?
That's the joke, shitlord.
>Being this new
Feed The Poor Thing Some Meat
I'd get some red kale, parsnips and celleriac
Newfag invasion
what
Yeah this, ignore her like I ignore everybody. Most likely I won't even notice her.
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Exactly this. I find her average at best. I'd probably glance up and think, "hmm, she looks like what's her name" and keep shopping.
why do americucks hate this 'whole foods' place so much? judging by op's pic it has food a bazillion times better than the desperately fucking awful shit most amerifats eat.
Have my son go up and tell her that he thinks she's beautiful and give her a hug. Get
one picture of for family and Facebook and one focused on her for spank bank material.
WITNESSED
Aptly put it in negro terms. "The bitch is basic."
>food massively overpriced
>same food from the same place for much cheaper anywhere else
>only elite liberal cunts shop at whole foods.
>wonder what pancakes are doing near the veggies
init she has absolutely no ass
oic. sounds like waitrose in the uk. fact is though, their food is a lot better than just about everywhere else.
>oh no, she's not fat enough
never understood the datassfatass meme. taytay's shitchute is glorious.
Is Taylor Swift, no??
Turn 270 degrees, and get some pita chips.
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>mind my own business
>go buy food to make dinner for me and wife
>get laid after all the chores are done
Yes....
Ask for autograph
>wife
throw a toddler at her
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follow her home and stick a knife on her throat, while she's bleeding and choking on her own blood make her sing a Phil Collins song to me and maybe make her rub my back