Walk in store

>walk in store
>see this
>wat do?

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Continue my shopping.

ask myself why the fuck I'm in a Whole Foods

>being in the veggie aisle
Probley proceed to suck a fat cock

Ignore and buy the groceries I was going to get.

Ask them to move so I can get some carrots and be on my way

I'd feel me up some TayTay titties.

>walk up to her
>whisper "team kanye"
>get the fuck out of Whole Foods and go to a real store

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Continue shopping uninterrupted because I wouldn't know who she was.

Ask myself why I read "ELOHW SDOOF". Check dimension I'm in.

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when did whole foods start selling ironing boards?

turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away

NIGGA that pic is inverted, same thread from yesterday.

learn to get the pic and then kill ur nan.

but if you turned 180 degrees and moon walked then you'd walk right into her xd

question why the fuck im in whole foods and then gtfo

caption for image:
"hmmm, is that cube cumber big enough?"

also, answer to your question:
I would start faping

Holy shit, like where the fuck is her ass?

How can anyone want that? If I wanted to fuck a 12 year-old Chinese boy, then I'll fuck one, not this flat monstrosity.

You'd be facing the same way idiot. Pretty sure you mean turn 360 degrees and walk away.

real

>there are "men" in this thread shorter than her

Let her know that all those vegetables won't help her sprout an ass

GTFO nigger, you know you'd tag that ass.

If this Taylor Swift then I gotta say I don't know what the big deal is.

>There are "men" in this thread that think being as tall as her would be good enough.
You have to be as tall as she is in heels.

>Hunchback neck
>Ass like a plank
>Overlip pointing to much out

She is a 5/10, 5.5/10 at best.

I would turn 180 degrees and continue my shoping.

tackle her down, rip off her clothes, shove a carrot up her ass and fuck her till i shoot a load in her cunt. maybe make her eat the carrot after.

Help her locate her ass

>no ass
Collect my veggies and keep walking

Tell the dumb bitch those are called broccoli

Go on an epic adventure to find dat ass

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Are you that bad at basic ass geometry? turning 360 is just a spin that reverts you back to your original position, idiot.

LOST

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I don't like flat asses

Dumb new faggot

Probably nothing. She's kind of cute, but I don't really see the point in hitting on some stranger who I'll probably never see again.

kek

I know that gay blowjob

>your in whole foods shopping
>Big guy walks up slaps your girlfriend on the ass
>.... misses

Show her to the Lost and Found as she has obviously lost her ass.

Fuck thats pathetic.

>Call for help
>Say that someone stole this woman's butt

Start eating her ass.

this

That's dumb you'll just be hungry again in half an hour.

there's no ass to eat.

Keep telling yourself that as you bury your dick in a "thick" land whale

>what ass?

"God, now I have to circle the aisle and come back for the carrots."

same

turn 720 degrees and meme away

>chimping out for someone who made it big

USA everyone

turn 28 potatos and shit on the floor

Punch her

> implying you aren't obsessed with Taylor

Track her and see what she's filling her cart with, and then fill mine with similar items so long as I can afford them. I want that body type.

>Yes, I'm still that guy.

>whole foods
Keep it pleb

Wonder why I walked into the same store 2 days in a row and they moved the produce to the other side, and why Taylor swift hasn't changed her clothes.

Lady...

>go to grab ass
>there's no ass

lick her feet the beg her to shit in my mouth.

Her ass is almost fucking concave

>approach her
>tell her that she is a cute looking lady
>walk away
>start stalking her
>when she's alone in an isle approach her again
>hug her from the back and say "hey cutie guess who"
>cover her mouth and stand there for a few minutes hugging her and telling her how much I love her
>let her go and walk away with her purse

Walk past real close, just to check she's listening to her own album or some Kanye.

Whip out my average sized dick and let her suck on it.

>weak upper back
>no glutes
>no hammies
>what even are quads?
not my type/10

Kek. For real though

kill yourself

Newfag replying memes

i saw her on a beach like 5 mins walk from me, just a few weeks ago here in england. she looks fucking immaculate irl

5 mins walk away? did she look like an ant?

That's the joke, shitlord.
>Being this new

Feed The Poor Thing Some Meat

I'd get some red kale, parsnips and celleriac

Newfag invasion

what

Yeah this, ignore her like I ignore everybody. Most likely I won't even notice her.

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Exactly this. I find her average at best. I'd probably glance up and think, "hmm, she looks like what's her name" and keep shopping.

why do americucks hate this 'whole foods' place so much? judging by op's pic it has food a bazillion times better than the desperately fucking awful shit most amerifats eat.

Have my son go up and tell her that he thinks she's beautiful and give her a hug. Get
one picture of for family and Facebook and one focused on her for spank bank material.

WITNESSED

Aptly put it in negro terms. "The bitch is basic."

>food massively overpriced
>same food from the same place for much cheaper anywhere else
>only elite liberal cunts shop at whole foods.

>wonder what pancakes are doing near the veggies

init she has absolutely no ass

oic. sounds like waitrose in the uk. fact is though, their food is a lot better than just about everywhere else.

>oh no, she's not fat enough
never understood the datassfatass meme. taytay's shitchute is glorious.

Is Taylor Swift, no??

Turn 270 degrees, and get some pita chips.

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>mind my own business
>go buy food to make dinner for me and wife
>get laid after all the chores are done

Yes....

Ask for autograph

>wife

throw a toddler at her

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follow her home and stick a knife on her throat, while she's bleeding and choking on her own blood make her sing a Phil Collins song to me and maybe make her rub my back