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Off to the shops edition

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ol' 'cide

bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38592573/michael-jacksons-daughter-paris-offended-by-casting-of-white-actor-to-play-him

slowly getting obsessed tbqh with you

awfully tempting

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me

ah okay so by "i used to be a boxer" he clearly means "i went to a boxing gym twice"
his form is dreadful

At least they aren't playing on tablet computers all day

*slams the nearest jf poster in the bollocks with my mallet*

>not holding your gun sideways

ah yes, the daughter of a genetically black man

I believe there is a global Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race

Doing a pretty big think about this one desu.

Cellulite thighs, disgusting

Getting comfy here, watching the snow come down.

it's just gone noon
half past monsoon
on the banks of the river nile

**does a wank**

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Our lass

amazing how I can get tipsy on a couple of cans of 2% piss lads

really makes drinking affordable

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you can't just ""own"" /brit/ it's like you can't own air or water maaan

Fight at 01:00

youtube.com/watch?v=BfWpJ1s7id0

Goldberg: hey post some dumb stupid vile shit

charli: Lol okay

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Why is she fake booby shaming

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intredasting....

>i'm into real boobs. i'm into fake boobs. boobs r u just good, u know?
>dumb stupid vile shit

t. Mohammed Rasheed Abdullah Hussein

we don't know these girls so they don't have an affect

absolute state of this whole fight
are putin would absolutely destroy the cunt

Re-read She's not

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>women CEOs


ahh yes epipen price ahhhhhh yes Yahoo collapse ah yes interesting

>down their on the fall lick my feet
I am a dumb amerifat and even I am turned off

>doesn't even shop them well

>t. Mohammed Rasheed Abdullah Hussein
Nice assumption, breeder. Without doubt a projection of your own deficiencies. You know deep down inside that the virile, energetic, masculine homosexual - a vibrant image of success that spiritually emasculates you and makes your hairless legs tremble in violated trepidation - is innately superior to you, most of all in the sexual game you pitifully value. The one gleaming hope you have is that you will redeem yourself once you lay your hands upon a woman and slide your small member into her used and beaten vagina. Cumming within a mere 5 seconds, you will sigh and force a smile, "at least I'm not a f-faggot."

Give me a photo of a girl YOU know and Ill make the shop :')

ummm please don't do that sweetie x

i did that my self in year 12. was weird and i immediately deleted it

i used to get nice and pissed off a 1/5 of vodka, but it barely touches me now and i'm a lanky cunt
i wish i had a low tolerance again

Ex gf just rang me sobbing incoherent nonsense

Promptly hung that shit up

this brit knows

spent the whole day listening to the smiths and shitposting again lads

call me a runt but I don't even care

you're a runt

you mean you shopped your face on a guy getting dominated or tortured by a mistress?

*does a depression*

Yahoo should have ceased all operations other than news and email years ago

you're a runt

i shopped the face of a girl i liked onto a porn scene and it felt weird

fake boobs are disgusting, especially when you get older, they end up looking like tangerines in a sock
i'd rather have a flat chest desu

that's clearly Dublin, what retard made this? Ffs

NEW MASIE TRAILER

youtu.be/FbEWtpSmJXg

>Beats
Howling

my waifu

my waifu

>A New Zealand man and his six-year old daughter missing at sea for more than a month have landed in Australia after sailing their small, damaged yacht across the treacherous 2,000 km (1,241.7 miles) Tasman Sea.

hmm

Was just thinking.

You know how big fake tits on bimbo blondes was a big thing in the mid 90's to early 2000's? And now its gross.

Wonder if thats how people will look back on this era of the bum. All these massive fake bums and celebrities and famous instramers literally only famous for having a massive, probably fake, butt

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

she actually looks like a fucking alien it's honestly disturbing

literally not possible to get a more generic cunt

currently in a wide footed spread with my box fan blowing directly on my bare bollocks

christ shes ugly

>was just thinking

promptly stopped reading there

SEND THEM BACK

You will not make Australia your home.

>Britain
>gun crime

Pass

Also Alphas already did that "autistic weirdo can see see the matrix" thing and did it much better.

Also if we don't actually see Maisie being raped in this I'm going to be quite upset

Alas, the border between the north and the south has finally been decided.

thoughts?

Are the Irish jfs?

I didn't know New Zealand was so awful that people would risk their lives to get out of there

youtube.com/watch?v=msoClKXm0sM

iunno why she keeps glancing at my knob

Makes you think

Two lovers entwined
Pass me by
and heaven knows
i'm miserable now

>tfw in love with my female best friend who has a boyfriend

My husband

>t. virgin neet

stopped caring then

t. Midlander

fuck off, you're not one us, paki

you don't know what you're talking about

now i don't respect you

I used my "skills" to undress a bikini wearing girl who was like 14 when i was 22
i should not post THAT photo. just in case amerite?

wrong

>chelseafindom97

has rosy started whoring herself out?

Anglo saxon pride lads

Is his name Jesse by chance

my waifu

Cornwall should be a designated wasteland

>started

Where the fuck have you been?

she's been doing this for quite a while now

>a picture containing articles of fashion
>surprised that fashionable articles are found therein
hmm....can hear the gears whirring upstairs....

as far as i'm concerned you should cease posting all photos

used to be me except when she told me she sucked someone's willy I said we can't be friends anymore

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You know how big fake tits on bimbo blondes was a big thing in the mid 90's to early 2000's? And now its gross.

Wonder if thats how people will look back on this era of the bum. All these massive fake bums and celebrities and famous instramers literally only famous for having a massive, probably fake, butt

shagged more birds than you ever will kid
also i've just got home from work whereas you're posting in the middle of the working day

dumb virgin neet projector

Really cold lads.

me on the right

since when? I've been on /brit/ years and know who rosy and those lot are, but never knew of "chelseafindom" jej

come over here and I'll warm you up xx

shropshire is the midlands though desu

im sure many brits secretly like them
also your sentence "stop posting all photos" is gramatically incorrect

*Rubs your feet*

mate where have you been
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